{"id":99045,"date":"2026-02-09T00:20:19","date_gmt":"2026-02-08T23:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=99045"},"modified":"2026-02-08T14:53:52","modified_gmt":"2026-02-08T13:53:52","slug":"aline-de-dieguez-od-svateho-augustina-po-picrochole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2026\/02\/09\/aline-de-dieguez-od-svateho-augustina-po-picrochole\/","title":{"rendered":"Aline de Di\u00e9guez: Od svat\u00e9ho Augustina po Picrochole"},"content":{"rendered":"
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N\u00e1bo\u017eenstv\u00ed je v m\u00f3d\u011b. Teologie se st\u00e1v\u00e1 haute couture. Vrcholem pa\u0159\u00ed\u017esk\u00e9 elegance je shrom\u00e1\u017edit se v ned\u011bli odpoledne ve velk\u00e9 lodi katedr\u00e1ly Notre-Dame, abychom si poslechli slavn\u00e9ho herce, jak \u010dte\u00a0<\/span>Vyzn\u00e1n\u00ed<\/span><\/em><\/strong>\u00a0svat\u00e9ho Augustina, teoretika\u00a0<\/span>\u201espravedliv\u00e9 v\u00e1lky<\/span><\/em>\u00a0\u201c.<\/span><\/p>\n

R\u00e1d bych vyu\u017eil t\u00e9to elegantn\u00ed zbo\u017enosti a upozornil na \u0161pan\u011blsk\u00e9ho mnicha\u00a0<\/span>Ign\u00e1ce z Loyoly,<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0kter\u00fd ve sv\u00fdch\u00a0<\/span>Duchovn\u00edch cvi\u010den\u00edch<\/span><\/em><\/strong>\u00a0vyz\u00fdval ty, kte\u0159\u00ed usiluj\u00ed o k\u0159es\u0165anstv\u00ed, aby se v\u011bnovali cvi\u010den\u00edm soust\u0159ed\u011bn\u00ed nezbytn\u00fdm pro v\u00edru. P\u0159edstavovali by si m\u00edsta a ud\u00e1losti Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ova \u017eivota v Galileji, soust\u0159edili by svou pozornost na detaily ka\u017edodenn\u00edho \u017eivota jeho matky a zapojili by sv\u00fdch p\u011bt smysl\u016f k vn\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed v\u016fn\u00ed, sly\u0161en\u00ed zvuk\u016f a vizualizaci m\u00edst, n\u00e1bytku, oble\u010den\u00ed a barev \u201e\u00a0<\/span>pokoj\u016f<\/span><\/em>\u00a0\u201c Panny Marie v Nazaretu.<\/span><\/p>\n

Vyz\u00fdv\u00e1m p\u0159edn\u00ed osobnosti evropsk\u00e9 Pikrocholandie, aby si p\u0159e\u010detly pojedn\u00e1n\u00ed o zbo\u017enosti od zakladatele Tovary\u0161stva Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ova. Tento zran\u011bn\u00fd voj\u00e1k, zneschopn\u011bn\u00fd k boji, zalo\u017eil prvn\u00ed arm\u00e1du Dobra. Povol\u00e1n\u00ed jezuit\u016f o\u010distit zemi od h\u0159\u00edch\u016f z nich ud\u011blalo kazuisty. Pro\u010d nev\u0161t\u00edpit svatost do \u0161koly jezuitsk\u00e9ho gener\u00e1la, aby se tak dalo j\u00edt cestou demokratick\u00fdch ide\u00e1l\u016f k obr\u00e1cen\u00ed se ke kazuistice \u0159\u00ed\u0161\u00ed?<\/span><\/p>\n

Up\u00edr\u00e1m plnou pozornost na Picrochola. Je vysok\u00fd a t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd, mohutn\u00fd, o\u0161kliv\u00fd, velmi o\u0161kliv\u00fd. Zt\u011bles\u0148uje demokracii a cel\u00e1 planeta je mu k slu\u017eb\u00e1m. Je\u0161t\u011b nechod\u00ed po vod\u011b, ale v\u0161ude, kam polo\u017e\u00ed svou vzne\u0161enou nohu, v\u00e1lky magicky ustanou. B\u011bhem jednoho roku zastavil deset v\u00e1lek. Nez\u00edskal Nobelovu cenu m\u00edru, a to z n\u011bj d\u011bl\u00e1 mrzut\u00e9ho \u010dlov\u011bka.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0Zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee se \u0161patn\u011b vyspal. Je ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00fd a d\u00e1v\u00e1 to najevo. Vl\u00e1da se mu posm\u00edv\u00e1 svou lhostejnost\u00ed k jeho stratosf\u00e9rick\u00fdm cen\u00e1m a to ho zevnit\u0159 s\u017e\u00edr\u00e1. Xi sotva poslouch\u00e1 jeho po\u017eadavky a zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee se d\u00edv\u00e1 jinam. Tato lhostejnost k jeho hrozb\u00e1m, kter\u00e9 interpretuje jako nedostatek \u00facty k jeho velikosti, ho zra\u0148uje, proto\u017ee zt\u011bles\u0148uje s\u00edlu Picrocholandu a jeho oslniv\u00fdch zbran\u00ed. Hlasit\u011b prohla\u0161uje sv\u011btu, \u017ee p\u0159edstavuje s\u00edlu, jak\u00e1 na kulat\u00e9m stroji nikdy p\u0159edt\u00edm neexistovala.<\/span><\/p>\n

Vid\u00edm ho, jak sn\u00edd\u00e1. C\u00edt\u00edm grilovan\u00e9 maso a odporn\u00fd z\u00e1pach coly. Sly\u0161\u00edm, jak mu Melania \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, aby p\u0159i mluven\u00ed neotev\u00edral pusu tak doko\u0159\u00e1n a aby p\u0159estal d\u011blat grimasy \u2013 na fotk\u00e1ch to nevypad\u00e1 dob\u0159e.<\/span><\/p>\n

Na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b sv\u011bta zahl\u00e9dnu \u00fahledn\u00fd mal\u00fd domek. Uvnit\u0159 se n\u011bco d\u011bje skromn\u011b oble\u010den\u00e1 \u017eena. Zastr\u010d\u00ed si z drdolu voln\u00fd pramen vlas\u016f a vzdychne. Na spor\u00e1ku se oh\u0159\u00edv\u00e1 voda. M\u00edstnost napl\u0148uje v\u016fn\u011b \u010derstv\u011b upe\u010den\u00e9ho plask\u00e9ho chleba. Vid\u00edm dva mal\u00e9 chlapce a dosp\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed d\u00edvku sed\u011bt u sn\u00edda\u0148ov\u00e9ho stolu. Maj\u00ed tmav\u00e9 vlasy, obrovsk\u00e9, klidn\u00e9, tmav\u00e9 o\u010di a na sv\u016fj v\u011bk stra\u0161n\u011b v\u00e1\u017en\u00fd v\u00fdraz.<\/span><\/p>\n

Vid\u00edm obrovskou letadlovou lo\u010f obklopenou arm\u00e1dou mo\u0159sk\u00fdch p\u0159\u00ed\u0161er, v\u0161ude voda. Vid\u00edm sledovanou p\u0159\u00ed\u0161eru, jak se chyst\u00e1 k vylod\u011bn\u00ed. Vid\u00edm, jak m\u00ed\u0159\u00ed sv\u00fdm d\u011blem na skromn\u00e9 \u200b\u200bryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9 lod\u011b. Sly\u0161\u00edm \u0161t\u011bkaj\u00edc\u00ed rozkazy. Vid\u00edm d\u011blovou kouli a st\u0159\u00edkaj\u00edc\u00ed vodu, kter\u00e1 \u017eene nevinn\u00e9 ryb\u00e1\u0159e ke dnu, zat\u00edmco mu\u017ei lhostejn\u011b \u017ev\u00fdkaj\u00ed potravu mezi sko\u0159\u00e1pkami. C\u00edt\u00edm pot zvr\u00e1cen\u00e9 rozko\u0161e, pot moci, pot \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00ed.<\/span><\/p>\n

Mezi chatou a letadlovou lod\u00ed vid\u00edm chodbu \u2013 chodbu smrti.<\/span><\/p>\n

Picrochole, kter\u00fd v\u010dera dorazil na sv\u011btovou geopolitickou sc\u00e9nu, se chyst\u00e1 popravit n\u00e1rod, kter\u00fd je d\u011bdicem pam\u011bti t\u0159\u00ed tis\u00edc let historie planety.<\/span><\/p>\n

Je\u0161t\u011b p\u011bt minut, pane kate.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pak rozezn\u00e1v\u00e1m siluetu Emmanuela Macrona v jeho luxusn\u00ed kancel\u00e1\u0159i. Vypad\u00e1 k\u0159ehce, rozru\u0161en\u011b a nerv\u00f3zn\u011b. Je rozvalen\u00fd ve velk\u00e9m oto\u010dn\u00e9m k\u0159esle. Ot\u00e1\u010d\u00ed ho na z\u00e1pad, ot\u00e1\u010d\u00ed ho na v\u00fdchod. Je na\u0161tvan\u00fd, proto\u017ee se k n\u011bmu Picrochole stav\u00ed ignorantsky, proto\u017ee mu Stammer je\u0161t\u011b nevolal, proto\u017ee Merz je n\u011bm\u00fd, proto\u017ee nikdo nech\u00e1pe jeho genialitu. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed bd\u00ed nad Evropou. Jeho ramena se \u0161kubou. Je zt\u011blesn\u011bn\u00edm velikosti n\u00e1roda. Jeho ko\u017een\u00e9 k\u0159eslo trochu vr\u017ee, ale hezky von\u00ed. Popadne telefon a po\u017eaduje, aby okam\u017eit\u011b zavolali Meloni, aby zavolali Merzovi, aby zavolali Merkelov\u00e9, aby zavolali gener\u00e1la de Gaulla, aby zavolali pape\u017ee, aby zavolali Boha. Evropa v\u00fdzvy je pln\u00e1\u00a0<\/span>zatracen\u00fdch<\/span><\/em>\u00a0odp\u016frc\u016f jeho v\u00e1lky.<\/span><\/p>\n

Vid\u00edm lod\u011b nalo\u017een\u00e9 zbran\u011bmi smrti, vid\u00edm rakety nam\u00ed\u0159en\u00e9 na Caracas, vid\u00edm mu\u017ee v uniform\u00e1ch, jak hromad\u00ed bomby z pikrocholsk\u00e9 oblohy. Jsou to laserov\u00e9 a mikrovlnn\u00e9 bomby, jsou to t\u0159\u00ed\u0161tiv\u00e9 bomby, jsou to z\u00e1paln\u00e9 bomby, jsou to atomov\u00e9 bomby; pror\u00e1\u017eej\u00ed kryty a hory. Pror\u00e1\u017eej\u00ed zemskou k\u016fru, pror\u00e1\u017eej\u00ed srdce lid\u00ed. Jsou ohlu\u0161uj\u00edc\u00ed, oslepuj\u00edc\u00ed, dusiv\u00e9. Jsou \u0161pinav\u00e9, velmi \u0161pinav\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n

Dva mal\u00ed chlapci jdou do \u0161koly.<\/span><\/p>\n

Je\u0161t\u011b p\u011bt minut, pane kate.<\/span><\/p>\n

Te\u010f vid\u00edm Marca Rubia, tak \u010dist\u00e9ho, tak uhlazen\u00e9ho, \u200b\u200b\u017ee vypad\u00e1, jako by pr\u00e1v\u011b vylezl z pra\u010dky. Sly\u0161\u00edm ho, jak \u0161ept\u00e1 Picrocholovi do prav\u00e9ho ucha, \u017ee Ji\u017en\u00ed Amerika se hem\u017e\u00ed drogov\u00fdmi obchodn\u00edky, \u017ee Gustavo Petro v Kolumbii, Nicola Maduro ve Venezuele a Lula v Braz\u00edlii jsou impozantn\u00ed v\u016fdci gang\u016f, hrozn\u00ed obchodn\u00edci s drogami. Ale d\u00edky n\u011bmu nad n\u00e1mi Picrocholand bd\u00ed. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed je Picrocholand arm\u00e1dou jezuit\u016f demokracie.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0Mezit\u00edm gener\u00e1l Kellogg d\u0159ep\u00ed u lev\u00e9ho ucha c\u00edsa\u0159e a z pln\u00fdch plic k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed \u201ela guerra, la guerra\u201c. Na\u0161e flotila obkl\u00ed\u010duje Venezuelu; Ch\u00e1veze jsme s jeho turborakovinou po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b dostali. Nobelova cena m\u00edru, kterou dostal chr\u00e1n\u011bnec CIA, je tak\u00e9 jedn\u00edm z na\u0161ich velk\u00fdch \u00fasp\u011bch\u016f. Maduro mo\u017en\u00e1 rozdm\u00fdch\u00e1val d\u011bn\u00ed, ale cel\u00e1 na\u0161e letadlov\u00e1 lo\u010f ho sledovala a jeho ropa se n\u00e1m jen tak neute\u010de.<\/span><\/p>\n

Do chodby smrti vstoupil z\u00e1stup housenkovit\u011b napodoben\u00fdch tvor\u016f. B\u011b\u017e\u00ed a b\u011b\u017e\u00ed, ten sloup. Obrovsk\u00fd mrak zem\u011b, \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00ed a spr\u0161ek vody ho skr\u00fdv\u00e1 p\u0159ed zraky. B\u016fh ho nevid\u00ed. B\u016fh se narodil v chodb\u011b smrti zvan\u00e9 D\u011bjiny. Ale dnes je B\u016fh star\u00fd, tak star\u00fd. B\u016fh ohluchl a stal se roztr\u017eit\u00fdm. B\u016fh je tak unaven\u00fd, \u017ee ho housenky nestv\u016fry jist\u011b spolknou.<\/span><\/p>\n

S ohlu\u0161uj\u00edc\u00edm \u0159evem se obrovsk\u00e1 arm\u00e1da jezuit\u016f demokracie bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed k b\u0159eh\u016fm starov\u011bk\u00e9 \u0159\u00ed\u0161e Ink\u016f. Z\u00e1pach je dusiv\u00fd. Mor smrti se \u0161\u00ed\u0159\u00ed po cel\u00e9 zemi.<\/span><\/p>\n

Aline de Di\u00e9guez<\/span><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

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N\u00e1bo\u017eenstv\u00ed je v m\u00f3d\u011b. Teologie se st\u00e1v\u00e1 haute couture. Vrcholem pa\u0159\u00ed\u017esk\u00e9 elegance je shrom\u00e1\u017edit se…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":99046,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[1093,1503,122],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99045"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99045\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/99046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}