{"id":98157,"date":"2026-01-30T00:25:11","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T23:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=98157"},"modified":"2026-01-29T12:17:47","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T11:17:47","slug":"copak-je-to-za-rozvedcika","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2026\/01\/30\/copak-je-to-za-rozvedcika\/","title":{"rendered":"Copak je to za rozv\u011bd\u010d\u00edka?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Macinka pr\u00fd vyd\u00edr\u00e1 agenta Gumu. Je to z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 a je to k popuk\u00e1n\u00ed, jen je \u0161koda, \u017ee se to mus\u00ed odehr\u00e1vat tady.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Macinka p\u00ed\u0161e hradn\u00edmu \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edkovi a \u201ep\u0159\u00edteli po boku\u201c prezident\u010d\u00edka soudruha Pavla, \u017ee mu bude d\u011blat probl\u00e9my a nepust\u00ed ho do Bruselu za Ur\u0161ulou. Nikdo se ani nepozastavuje nad t\u00edm, \u017ee se ministr zahrani\u010d\u00ed obrac\u00ed na hradn\u00edho \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edka Kol\u00e1\u0159e, kdy\u017e chce napsat Pavlovi. Z toho je vid\u011bt, kdo to tam vede a kdo je jen loutka pro ve\u0159ejnost.<\/p>\n

P\u00ed\u0161e mu SMS, jako by si domlouvali rande. Obsah SMS se ned\u00e1 ozna\u010dit jinak ne\u017e jako debiln\u00ed.<\/p>\n

P\u0159\u00edtel po boku se oto\u010d\u00ed na bok a komunikuje s prezident\u010d\u00edkem. Ten se odebere svolat tiskovou konferenci a tam pla\u010dtiv\u00fdm hlasem prezentuje obsah soukrom\u00e9 komunikace ministra s hradn\u00edm \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edkem ve\u0159ejnosti. \u017de na n\u011bj Macinka \u017ealoval ta\u0165kovi Kol\u00e1\u0159ovi a \u017ee ho vyd\u00edr\u00e1. Pak se vzd\u00e1l\u00ed na zahrani\u010dn\u00ed dovolenou. Dovolen\u00e1 narozd\u00edl od vnitropolitick\u00e9 krize nepo\u010dk\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Tohle \u017ee je voj\u00e1k? Neohro\u017een\u00fd rozv\u011bd\u010d\u00edk vycvi\u010den\u00fd p\u0159ekonat odpor imperialistick\u00fdch \u017eold\u00e1k\u016f a penetrovat ve jm\u00e9nu marxismu-leninismu struktury v srdci z\u00e1padn\u00edho kapitalismu? James Bond Var\u0161avsk\u00e9 smlouvy? Jako v\u00e1\u017en\u011b? M\u00edsto aby vyk\u00e1zal Macinku i s jeho vstupem do u\u010debnic politologie, maximalistick\u00fdmi kroky a brut\u00e1ln\u00edm bojem za Turka, tak se b\u011b\u017e\u00ed vyf\u0148ukat do m\u00e9di\u00ed, \u017ee ho Macinka zm\u00e1\u010dknul.<\/p>\n

Co vyhr\u00e1l agent P\u00e1vek touto medi\u00e1ln\u00ed operac\u00ed? V\u016fbec nic. Macinka je te\u010f v Bruseli a nejsp\u00ed\u0161 tam realizuje to, \u010d\u00edm P\u00e1vkovi vyhrozil. P\u00e1vek se n\u011bkde proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed na ly\u017e\u00edch nebo na motocyklu a a\u017e se vr\u00e1t\u00ed, bude z n\u011bj l\u00eddr opozice.<\/p>\n

M\u00e1me soudruha rozv\u011bd\u010d\u00edka litovat? Nem\u00e1me ho litovat. On n\u00e1s v\u0161echny vyd\u00edral t\u0159i m\u011bs\u00edce t\u00edm, \u017ee otev\u0159en\u011b i skryt\u011b obstruoval a neumo\u017enil v\u00edt\u011bzi voleb s v\u00fdznamnou parlamentn\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161inou realizovat v\u00fdkon vl\u00e1dy, \u010d\u00edm\u017e si ut\u00edral prdel s voli\u010di sou\u010dasn\u00e9 vl\u00e1dn\u00ed koalice a je\u0161t\u011b se u toho tv\u00e1\u0159il p\u0159ez\u00edrav\u011b. Vym\u00fd\u0161lel si r\u016fzn\u00e9 politick\u00e9 hry s Turkem, co\u017e mi p\u0159ipadalo trapn\u00e9 a malichern\u00e9. Ohledn\u011b Turkova jmenov\u00e1n\u00ed operuje zcela mimo r\u00e1mec \u00fastavy. Vlastn\u011b okat\u011b poru\u0161uje z\u00e1kladn\u00ed z\u00e1kon zem\u011b. Je\u0161t\u011b u toho prohla\u0161uje, \u017ee je jedno, jestli je Turek vinen, podstatn\u00e9 je, \u017ee ho ve\u0159ejnost tak vn\u00edm\u00e1, co\u017e je n\u011bco jako 50. l\u00e9ta reloaded. Pavel si zat\u00edm nezaslou\u017eil si slu\u0161n\u00e9 jedn\u00e1n\u00ed a \u017ee se mu ho od Macinky nedostalo, ch\u00e1pu jako karmickou z\u00e1le\u017eitost.<\/p>\n

Uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee Macinka nen\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed vyjednava\u010d. Vlastn\u011b je to docela \u010du\u010dka\u0159. Ty jeho SMS jsou p\u0159\u00edmo uk\u00e1zkou toho, jak ud\u011blat hned n\u011bkolik chyb ve vyjedn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed najednou. Mohlo by se to prod\u00e1vat jako speci\u00e1ln\u00ed t\u00e9matick\u00fd bal\u00ed\u010dek spole\u010dn\u011b s knihami Radima Pa\u0159\u00edka pod titulkem \u201eJak nedos\u00e1hnout v\u016fbec ni\u010deho a je\u0161t\u011b povzbudit sv\u00e9 nep\u0159\u00e1tele\u201c.<\/p>\n

To, co Macinka neobratn\u011b ud\u011blal, byla celkem dobr\u00e1 nab\u00eddka. Na\u0161e zem\u011b nem\u00e1 prezidentsk\u00fd syst\u00e9m, a\u010dkoli se n\u011bkter\u00e1 m\u00e9dia chovaj\u00ed, jako by tu odjak\u017eiva byl. Prezident\u010d\u00edk nem\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1dnou re\u00e1lnou moc v zahrani\u010dn\u00ed politice, ve sv\u00fdch ponejv\u00edce reprezentativn\u00edch aktivit\u00e1ch je zcela odk\u00e1z\u00e1n na zahrani\u010dn\u00ed politiku vl\u00e1dy. Sou\u010dasn\u00e1 zahrani\u010dn\u00ed politika vl\u00e1dy je v\u0161ak odli\u0161n\u00e1 od t\u00e9 hradn\u00ed, tak\u017ee se z prezident\u010d\u00edka st\u00e1v\u00e1 ten pov\u011bstn\u00fd k\u016fl v plot\u011b. Macinka mu nab\u00eddl ur\u010ditou m\u00edru participace v\u00fdm\u011bnou za to, \u017ee p\u0159estane d\u011blat to, na co stejn\u011b nem\u00e1 pr\u00e1vo. V\u00fdraz \u201ekohabitace\u201c, kter\u00fd Macinka pou\u017eil, je v tomto ohledu docela v\u00fdsti\u017en\u00fd. Pavel moment\u00e1ln\u011b dr\u017e\u00ed krat\u0161\u00ed konec provazu a Macinka ud\u011blal chybu, \u017ee mu dal p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost se tohoto kr\u00e1tk\u00e9ho konce l\u00e9pe chytit.<\/p>\n

\u0160tve m\u011b na tom jen jedno. \u017de se to d\u011bje v m\u00e9 zemi.<\/p>\n

Nevyv\u00edj\u00ed se to dob\u0159e. Sov\u011btsk\u00fd svaz Z\u00e1padu se hrout\u00ed. I \u017eivotn\u00ed optimista a h\u0148up jako pan Lipavsk\u00fd u\u017e m\u00e1 pochybnosti.\u00a0Rusk\u00e9 tanky tady v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b jsou<\/a>\u00a0a v\u0161echny n\u00e1s v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b zabijou, co\u017e je v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b probl\u00e9m, a my se soudruhem snowflake gener\u00e1lem zab\u00fdv\u00e1me rozbory SMS, kter\u00e9 nakonec ani nedostal on, ale jeho ta\u0165ka. \u017dijeme ban\u00e1ln\u00edmi pseudokauzami, jako je takhle. Bu\u010f je to jen p\u0159\u00edznak dekadence a nezodpov\u011bdnosti, anebo pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed obstruk\u010dn\u00ed politiky, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 zabr\u00e1nit vl\u00e1d\u011b realizovat jej\u00ed programov\u00e9 prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed. Skute\u010dn\u011b si nemysl\u00edm, \u017ee si m\u016f\u017eeme dovolit ten luxus, tr\u00e1vit \u010das \u010dten\u00edm SMS z telefonu \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edka z expozitury agenta P\u00e1vka. To je ne\u017e pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed progresivisty tak obl\u00edben\u00fdch kulturn\u00edch v\u00e1lek jin\u00fdmi prost\u0159edky.<\/p>\n

A mn\u011b to u\u017e nebav\u00ed.<\/p>\n

D-FENS<\/a><\/p>\n

Doporu\u010dujeme \u010dten\u00e1\u0159\u016fm se sezn\u00e1mit s \u010dl\u00e1nkem, kter\u00fd vy\u0161el na na\u0161em port\u00e1lu ji\u017e v roce 2021:<\/h3>\n

Copak je to za voj\u00e1ka?<\/a><\/h1>\n

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