{"id":97872,"date":"2026-01-27T00:22:20","date_gmt":"2026-01-26T23:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=97872"},"modified":"2026-01-26T13:32:04","modified_gmt":"2026-01-26T12:32:04","slug":"milos-zbranek-provolani-ceskych-satiriku-a-parodiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2026\/01\/27\/milos-zbranek-provolani-ceskych-satiriku-a-parodiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Milo\u0161 Zbr\u00e1nek: Provol\u00e1n\u00ed \u010desk\u00fdch satirik\u016f a parodik\u016f"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><strong>Ministrovi kultury<br \/>\n<\/strong>K\u00a0vlastn\u00edm ruk\u00e1m<\/p>\n<p>Nal\u00e9hav\u00e9!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">V\u00e1\u017een\u00fd pane minist\u0159e!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Asociace \u010desk\u00fdch satirik\u016f V\u00e1s \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1, abyste v\u0161em \u010desk\u00fdm satirik\u016fm a osob\u00e1m paroduj\u00edc\u00edm ud\u011blil statut um\u011blce s\u00a0pr\u00e1vem pob\u00edrat finan\u010dn\u00ed podporu nejm\u00e9n\u011b do konce volebn\u00edho obdob\u00ed t\u00e9to sn\u011bmovny. Situace po posledn\u00edch volb\u00e1ch je nanejv\u00fd\u0161 z\u00e1va\u017en\u00e1 a bez p\u0159ijet\u00ed r\u00e1zn\u00fdch opat\u0159en\u00ed tak\u00e9 ohro\u017euj\u00edc\u00ed samotn\u00fd stav um\u011blc\u016f pohybuj\u00edc\u00edch se v\u00a0oblasti satirick\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I n\u00e1m se zpo\u010d\u00e1tku zm\u011bna pom\u011br\u016f jevila p\u0159\u00edznivou. Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b pot\u00e9, co si doposud nezn\u00e1m\u00e1 osoba v\u0161imla, \u017ee byla zn\u00e1siln\u011bna p\u0159ed 20 lety aspirantem na ministerskou funkci, a to pova\u017ete, v\u00a0na\u010derno postaven\u00e9 mo\u0161t\u00e1rn\u011b, kter\u00e1 vypadala jako gar\u00e1\u017e. Doty\u010dn\u00fd ji nav\u00edc, za neust\u00e1l\u00e9ho hajlov\u00e1n\u00ed, zn\u00e1silnil, ani\u017e by m\u011bl d\u00e1lni\u010dn\u00ed zn\u00e1mku! Jak se uk\u00e1zalo, nebyl to jeho jedin\u00fd proh\u0159e\u0161ek. P\u00e1n byl tak\u00e9 spisovatel. Psal duchapln\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvky na soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00edt\u011b, kter\u00e9 se, kv\u016fli sv\u00e9 p\u0159ehnan\u00e9 skromnosti, sna\u017eil kompletn\u011b smazat, podobn\u011b jako se kdysi sna\u017eil zni\u010dit sv\u00e9 liter\u00e1rn\u00ed d\u00edlo jin\u00fd \u010desk\u00fd velik\u00e1n Franz Kafka. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed Franze Kafku neposlechl tehdy jeho kamar\u00e1d Max Brod. I n\u00e1\u0161 aspirant m\u011bl kamar\u00e1da, kter\u00fd jeho p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvky nejen nezni\u010dil, ale mo\u017en\u00e1 i vylep\u0161il. P\u0159i v\u011bdom\u00ed, jak kvalitn\u011b si budouc\u00ed ministr vyb\u00edr\u00e1 kamar\u00e1dy jsme pr\u00e1vem o\u010dek\u00e1vali, \u017ee stejn\u011b kvalitn\u011b si bude vyb\u00edrat i spolupracovn\u00edky a poradce. Pr\u00e1vem jsme se t\u011b\u0161ili na tv\u016fr\u010d\u00ed \u017en\u011b, ale pod\u011blal to ten gener\u00e1l a z\u00a0aspiranta je jen n\u011bjak\u00fd zmocn\u011bnec.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Jakousi malou jisk\u0159i\u010dkou nad\u011bje pro n\u00e1s bylo, kdy\u017e se uk\u00e1zalo, \u017ee jeden z\u00a0nov\u00fdch nad\u011bjn\u00fdch politik\u016f jde ve stop\u00e1ch Cicioliny a mohl by obohatit na\u0161i parlamentn\u00ed demokracii zku\u0161enostmi z\u00a0pornopr\u016fmyslu. Ale i tato nad\u011bje zhasla, kdy\u017e se doty\u010dn\u00fd za\u010dal chovat jako n\u011bjakej blbej advok\u00e1t, hrozit \u017ealobami a trestn\u00edmi ozn\u00e1men\u00edmi. Pro svou pr\u00e1ci pot\u0159ebujeme p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm klid.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Po vysloven\u00ed d\u016fv\u011bry vl\u00e1d\u011b jsme ztratili ve\u0161kerou nad\u011bji na slibnou budoucnost. Poslanci jedn\u00e9 strany za\u010dali ve sn\u011bmovn\u011b chodit pozp\u00e1tku! Takov\u00fd debilismus! To je p\u0159ece na\u0161e pr\u00e1ce! Je\u0161t\u011b bychom to ch\u00e1pali v\u00a0p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b p\u0159edsedy jejich strany, kter\u00fd \u0159\u00eddil dopravu v\u00a0Praze tak, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161ina aut zde kv\u016fli syst\u00e9mu jeho dopravn\u00edch omezen\u00ed jezd\u00ed na zp\u00e1te\u010dku. Ale oni chodili pozp\u00e1tku v\u0161ichni i do kant\u00fdny a na piso\u00e1r! Dovedete si pane minist\u0159e p\u0159edstavit, jak to na p\u00e1nsk\u00fdch toalet\u00e1ch vypadalo?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Zdrojem pro na\u0161i pr\u00e1ci jsou p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm televizn\u00ed diskuse. A tady p\u0159i\u0161la ta nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pohroma. Do diskus\u00ed za\u010dal b\u00fdt pravideln\u011b zv\u00e1n poslanec Jakob. Proboha \u017eiv\u00e9ho, to se ned\u00e1 parodovat! A nejhor\u0161\u00ed na tom je to, \u017ee poslanec je stejn\u011b fotogenick\u00fd jako r\u00e9toricky vybaven\u00fd. Pro\u010d by si televize m\u011bly platit n\u011bjak\u00e9ho paroduj\u00edc\u00edho komika, kdy\u017e maj\u00ed mnohem sm\u011b\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed origin\u00e1l a zadarmo?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Doposud se na\u0161e obavy t\u00fdkaly pouze sekce mluven\u00e9ho slova. Ov\u0161em jen do posledn\u00edho sjezdu \u00daV ODS. Hudebn\u00ed d\u00edlo \u201eMy jsme Petr Fiala\u201c jsme p\u0159i sv\u00e9 naivit\u011b pova\u017eovali za zda\u0159ilou parodii n\u011bkter\u00e9ho na\u0161eho kolegy. Proto jsme byli zpo\u010d\u00e1tku nad\u0161eni. Takov\u00e9 mistrovstv\u00ed! P\u00e1trali jsme po autorovi, abychom mu mohli blahop\u0159\u00e1t. Zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee se jedn\u00e1 o v\u00e1\u017en\u011b m\u00edn\u011bnou oslavnou poctu n\u00e1s dorazilo. To by si netroufl objednat ani Kim \u010cong un. V\u00a0tomto sv\u011bt\u011b ji\u017e pro n\u00e1s nen\u00ed m\u00edsto. Proto \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1me skromn\u011b o v\u00fdplatu podpory pro osoby se statutem um\u011blce.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">S\u00a0pod\u011bkov\u00e1n\u00edm Asociace satirik\u016f.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dfens-cz.com\/provolani-ceskych-satiriku-a-parodiku\/\">Milo\u0161 Zbr\u00e1nek<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ministrovi kultury K\u00a0vlastn\u00edm ruk\u00e1m Nal\u00e9hav\u00e9! V\u00e1\u017een\u00fd pane minist\u0159e! Asociace \u010desk\u00fdch satirik\u016f V\u00e1s \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1, abyste v\u0161em&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7711,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[10465,10463,10464],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97872"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97872"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97872\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}