{"id":9170,"date":"2022-03-17T02:01:32","date_gmt":"2022-03-17T01:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=9170"},"modified":"2022-03-16T16:41:47","modified_gmt":"2022-03-16T15:41:47","slug":"stefec-o-ceste-fialy-do-kyjeva-slozeni-delegace-premieru-ledacos-napovida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2022\/03\/17\/stefec-o-ceste-fialy-do-kyjeva-slozeni-delegace-premieru-ledacos-napovida\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0160tefec o cest\u011b Fialy do Kyjeva: Slo\u017een\u00ed \u201edelegace premi\u00e9r\u016f\u201c ledacos napov\u00edd\u00e1"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Bezpe\u010dnostn\u00ed analytik Jaroslav \u0160tefec se ve sv\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvku na Facebooku pod\u011blil o vlastn\u00ed post\u0159ehy spojen\u00e9 se v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed kyjevskou sch\u016fzkou premi\u00e9r\u016f \u010ceska, Polska a Slovinska s ukrajinsk\u00fdm prezidentem Volodymyrem Zelensk\u00fdm. Analytik se toti\u017e domn\u00edv\u00e1, \u017ee by nebylo zbyte\u010dn\u00e9 si kl\u00e1st ot\u00e1zky ohledn\u011b \u00fa\u010delnosti a skute\u010dn\u00fdch motiv\u016f podobn\u00fdch n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJe\u0161t\u011b takov\u00e1 kac\u00ed\u0159sk\u00e1 my\u0161lenka: jestli budou v ka\u017ed\u00e9m vlaku nalo\u017een\u00e9m munic\u00ed jezdit do Kyjeva 1 &#8211; 3 premi\u00e9\u0159i zem\u00ed EU, jak dlouho to bude trvat, ne\u017e n\u00e1m dojdou? Budou jezdit na sm\u011bny? A budou za to m\u00edt p\u0159\u00edplatky? A jedna mo\u017en\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b kac\u00ed\u0159\u0161t\u011bj\u0161\u00ed: Jak je mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee o t\u00e9to \u201ecest\u011b t\u0159\u00ed premi\u00e9r\u016f\u201c veden\u00ed EU do posledn\u00ed chv\u00edle nic nev\u011bd\u011blo?\u201c pt\u00e1 se \u0160tefec.<\/p>\n<p>Analytik k tomu p\u0159ipomn\u011bl jeden vtip, kter\u00fd vznikl o gener\u00e1ln\u00edm tajemn\u00edkovi KS\u010c Gust\u00e1vu Hus\u00e1kovi za socialismu.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eHus\u00e1k, lezouc\u00ed v noci po n\u00e1dvo\u0159\u00ed Pra\u017esk\u00e9ho Hradu, piln\u011b h\u00e1zel nalezen\u00e9 kam\u00e9nky do n\u016f\u0161e na z\u00e1dech. Politbyro KS\u010c, zburcovan\u00e9 ochrankou prezidenta, ho vyd\u011b\u0161en\u011b sledovalo z oken. Uklidn\u011bn\u00ed p\u0159i\u0161lo teprve po telefon\u00e1tu z Moskvy, podle n\u011bho\u017e m\u011bli soudruhu Hus\u00e1kovi vysv\u011btlit, \u017ee m\u00e1 p\u0159eru\u0161it pr\u00e1ci a j\u00edt si lehnout, proto\u017ee povel \u201esb\u00edrat vzorky\u201c pat\u0159il Lunochodu,\u201c vypr\u00e1v\u00ed vtip \u0160tefec.<\/p>\n<p>Analytik p\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee netu\u0161\u00ed, kdo vydal povel \u201evyrazit do Kyjeva\u201c, ale p\u0159itom se domn\u00edv\u00e1, \u017ee c\u00edle takov\u00e9 n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy nejsou tak vzne\u0161en\u00e9 jako mor\u00e1ln\u00ed podpora zem\u011b v nouzi.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eAle slo\u017een\u00ed ,delegace premi\u00e9r\u016f\u2019 ledacos napov\u00edd\u00e1, stejn\u011b jako snadnost, s jakou se do ,oble\u017een\u00e9ho, ost\u0159elovan\u00e9ho a t\u011b\u017ece zkou\u0161en\u00e9ho\u2019 (co\u017e samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nijak nezpochyb\u0148uji) Kyjeva p\u00e1nov\u00e9 dostali. Vlakem,\u201c uva\u017euje \u0160tefec.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNa druhou stranu &#8230; t\u0159eba se panu Fialovi poda\u0159\u00ed dojednat nav\u00fd\u0161en\u00ed dod\u00e1vek p\u0161enice. Ono \u010dtvrt mili\u00f3nu hladov\u00fdch krk\u016f nav\u00edc nen\u00ed jen tak! A jej\u00ed cena raketov\u011b roste,\u201c uzav\u0159el celou v\u011bc analytik.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1185\" src=\"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/kuryr-podpis.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"84\" height=\"24\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bezpe\u010dnostn\u00ed analytik Jaroslav \u0160tefec se ve sv\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvku na Facebooku pod\u011blil o vlastn\u00ed post\u0159ehy spojen\u00e9&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":509,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[1497,29,26],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9170"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9170\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}