{"id":88955,"date":"2025-10-01T00:22:40","date_gmt":"2025-09-30T22:22:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=88955"},"modified":"2025-09-30T15:42:53","modified_gmt":"2025-09-30T13:42:53","slug":"stanjuruv-vtip-stoleti-pro-mladou-generaci-jsme-skveli-rozpocet-na-pristi-rok-se-schodkem-286-miliard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2025\/10\/01\/stanjuruv-vtip-stoleti-pro-mladou-generaci-jsme-skveli-rozpocet-na-pristi-rok-se-schodkem-286-miliard\/","title":{"rendered":"Stanjur\u016fv vtip stolet\u00ed pro mladou generaci: jsme skv\u011bl\u00ed, rozpo\u010det na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed rok se schodkem 286 miliard"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dluhy m\u00e1me pod kontrolou, dnes prohl\u00e1sil Stanjura: dal\u0161\u00edch 286 miliard, neboli v\u00edc jak \u010dtvrt bilionu sekery za jeden rok jsme p\u0159ipravili pro mlad\u00e9. Ti zde budou \u017e\u00edt, tak a\u0165 blbe\u010dkov\u00e9 plat\u00ed, proto n\u00e1s volili.<\/h4>\n<\/div>\n
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U\u017e ch\u00e1pete, pro\u010d jede mas\u00edrka „\u010clov\u011bk v t\u00edsni“ na st\u0159edn\u00edch a vysok\u00fdch \u0161kol\u00e1ch a nut\u00ed je, aby se neu\u010dili matematiku? Pan Bitcoinista a pan Dozimetr op\u011bt slibuj\u00ed!<\/p>\n

H\u00e1dejte, kdo to zaplat\u00ed na \u00faroc\u00edch?<\/h3>\n

Ano, dne\u0161n\u00ed voli\u010di P\u011btistoky, kdy i takovouto \u0161\u00edlenou sekeru vysv\u011btluj\u00ed jako prosperitu a tupci na to nal\u00e9tnou.<\/p>\n

\"dluh<\/p>\n

P\u0159ece nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e9, aby ty idiotsk\u00e9 kecy lidi brali jako sv\u00e1tost?<\/p>\n

M\u00c1ME\u00a0dal\u0161\u00ed<\/strong>\u00a0PL\u00c1N, JAK BUDETE BOHAT\u00cd A BUDETE M\u00cdT N\u011aMECK\u00c9 PLATY!<\/h3>\n

\u010c\u00e1st Evropy chudne. \u010cesko je na \u0161pici \u017eeb\u0159\u00ed\u010dku zem\u00ed, kde se vyd\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1 m\u00e9n\u011b ne\u017e p\u0159ed p\u011bti lety.<\/p>\n

\"celkov\u00fd<\/p>\n

A v pl\u00e1nu m\u00e1 Fiala a Stanjura dal\u0161\u00ed pl\u00e1ny, proto\u017ee je napl\u00e1nuje, ale skute\u010dnost je jasn\u00e1!\"propad<\/h4>\n

V\u00fdvoj mezd<\/h4>\n

\"propad<\/p>\n

Jak kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 je v\u011b\u0159it slib\u016fm. V pl\u00e1nu m\u00e1 tato vl\u00e1da n\u011bmeck\u00e9 platy, pl\u00e1nuje, jak to napl\u00e1nuje, proto\u017ee pl\u00e1n je pl\u00e1n, a hlavn\u011b je d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 to lidem vysv\u011btlit, jak kr\u00e1sn\u011b je to napl\u00e1nov\u00e1no.<\/p>\n

Pro\u010d to nezvl\u00e1dli za \u010dty\u0159i roky je z\u00e1hadou. Tak m\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed pl\u00e1n a nyn\u00ed ur\u010dit\u011b, ale ur\u010dit\u011b N\u011bmecko dob\u011bhneme a p\u0159edb\u011bhneme. Jako soudruzi po roce 1948!<\/p>\n

Zat\u00edm dareb\u00e1ci dob\u011bhli pouze voli\u010de. A mlad\u00e9, hloupou\u010dk\u00e9, na \u0161kol\u00e1ch. Ti to zam\u00e1znou, a my se jim ze z\u00e1hrob\u00ed budeme sm\u00e1t.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Petr Pokorn\u00fd<\/a><\/p>\n

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Dluhy m\u00e1me pod kontrolou, dnes prohl\u00e1sil Stanjura: dal\u0161\u00edch 286 miliard, neboli v\u00edc jak \u010dtvrt bilionu…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":88956,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[1181,45,371,477,9834],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88955"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88955"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88957,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88955\/revisions\/88957"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/88956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}