{"id":81289,"date":"2025-06-15T00:22:07","date_gmt":"2025-06-14T22:22:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=81289"},"modified":"2025-06-14T17:23:35","modified_gmt":"2025-06-14T15:23:35","slug":"pohadka-o-pradelne-a-zehlirne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2025\/06\/15\/pohadka-o-pradelne-a-zehlirne\/","title":{"rendered":"Poh\u00e1dka o pr\u00e1deln\u011b a \u017eehl\u00edrn\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"
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P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, voli\u010di, vy z\u00edr\u00e1te, my z\u00edr\u00e1me Viz\u00edr, vypr\u00e1no do\u010dista do\u010dista.<\/p>\n

Fialova velkopr\u00e1delna a\u00a0\u010dist\u00edrna (odpov\u011bdn\u00fd v\u011bdouc\u00ed don Pablo Bla\u017eek) a\u00a0Raku\u0161anova \u017eehl\u00edrna a\u00a0mandlovna se \u010din\u00ed, aby \u0161pinav\u00e9 pen\u00edze byly b\u00edl\u00e9, p\u011bkn\u011b vy\u017eehlen\u00e9 jako ze \u0161katulky do \u0161katulky.<\/p>\n

Tak\u00e9 dozimetr nesm\u00ed ukazovat p\u0159ekro\u010den\u00ed bezpe\u010dn\u00e9 d\u00e1vky korupce. 12 miliard u\u017e stoji za vypr\u00e1n\u00ed, ale bez nam\u00e1\u010den\u00ed vlastn\u011b namo\u010den\u00ed se to nezda\u0159ilo.<\/p>\n

Jeden bitcoinek panu kr\u00e1li a\u00a0dva n\u00e1m, nebo rad\u011bji t\u0159i.<\/p>\n

Fiala vys\u00edl\u00e1 jasn\u00e9 sign\u00e1ly o\u00a0sv\u00e9m h\u0148upstv\u00ed a\u00a0Raku\u0161an \u010dek\u00e1 na vhodnou chv\u00edli, aby ho podrazil, jak jen to um\u00ed. Okradl o\u00a0hlasy Pir\u00e1ty obere i\u00a0pazdr\u00e1ty z\u00a0ODSPOLU.<\/p>\n

U\u017e je snad jasn\u00e9 i\u00a0voli\u010d\u016fm vzd\u011blan\u00fdm \u010cT, Neznamem.cz a\u00a0f\u00f3rumem 24, k\u00a0\u010demu \u017ee to pot\u0159ebuje Fiala dal\u0161\u00ed \u010dty\u0159i roky u\u00a0moci. Je\u0161t\u011b nahrabat a\u00a0zam\u00e9st stopy.<\/p>\n

Na p\u0159ekotn\u00fd \u00faklid tam vyslal Evi\u010dku, ta m\u00e1 hospodu na Vyso\u010din\u011b, tak si s\u00a0\u00faklidem zasvin\u011bn\u00fdch pek\u00e1\u010d\u016f porad\u00ed.<\/p>\n

P\u011bkn\u011b si to hladov\u00ed ODS upekli, ale asi to trochu p\u0159ip\u00e1lili, nebo to p\u0159ep\u00e1lili, a\u00a0ten smrad bylo c\u00edtit i\u00a0venku a\u00a0za v\u016fni Chanel No\u00b05 to vyd\u00e1vat ne\u0161lo. (Kan\u00e1l 5 limitovan\u00e1 edice. Kdo by neznal ikonick\u00fd parf\u00e9m Kan\u00e1l No\u00b05 Bitcoin-zlat\u00fd obal je ale novinkou \u2013 jde o\u00a0limitovanou edici, kter\u00e1 byla navr\u017eena speci\u00e1ln\u011b pro kovan\u00e9 eurodemokrady na obdob\u00ed voleb-sv\u00e1tk\u016f demokracie. Sv\u00fdm propracovan\u00fdm vzhledem obal odpov\u00edd\u00e1 eleganci hodnoty Bitcocaincoinu, kter\u00fd je skryt\u00fd uvnit\u0159 balen\u00ed). Neodolatelnou v\u016fni Chanel 5-tikoalice si cht\u011bli \u010duchat jen ho\u0161i z\u00a0ODS, na ostatn\u00ed zbyl jen dlouh\u00fd nos, co\u017e jim pod nos nep\u016fjde, proto\u017ee ut\u0159eli nos.<\/p>\n

Tak na\u0161i hodnotov\u00ed demookrad\u00e9 ukazuj\u00ed v\u00a0praxi, co jsou evropsk\u00e9 hodnoty. Je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee tady nem\u00e1me soudy jako v\u00a0\u010c\u00edn\u011b, tam by jim usekli jejich vykut\u00e1len\u00e9 hlavinky.<\/p>\n

Ale nebojte se ob\u010d\u00e1nkov\u00e9, poh\u00e1dka o\u00a0obdarovan\u00e9m kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed dob\u0159e dopadne a\u00a0nikomu se nic nestane. Lidumil, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m na ministerstvo vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed spravedlnosti poslal miliardu, tak ten je u\u017e za horami i\u00a0se zbytkem t\u011bch stra\u0161n\u00fdch \u0161pinav\u00fdch pen\u011bz, a\u00a0tak se u\u017e nikdo nem\u016f\u017ee u\u0161mudlat. No a\u00a0nav\u00edc je tady ten Viz\u00edr. V\u00a0ka\u017ed\u00e9m balen\u00ed s\u00a0mal\u00fdm plastikov\u00fdm raku\u0161\u00e1\u010dkem.<\/p>\n

Zazvon\u00ed zvonec a\u00a0poh\u00e1dky o\u00a0dobrotiv\u00e9 pradlence je konec. A\u00a0m\u016f\u017eeme se zase v\u011bnovat ornitologii, \u010d\u00e1p\u016fm a\u00a0jejich hn\u00edzd\u016fm.<\/p>\n

Uvid\u00edme, kdo po volb\u00e1ch obsad\u00ed pr\u00e1delnu, \u010dist\u00edrnu, mandlovnu a \u017eehl\u00edrnu.<\/p>\n

Cel\u00e1 ta z\u00e1le\u017eitost je nad mo\u017enosti ch\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00ed prost\u00e9ho ob\u010dana \u2013 da\u0148ov\u00e9ho poplatn\u00edka, tak si po\u010dkejme na vyj\u00e1d\u0159en\u00ed a\u00a0n\u00e1vod plukovn\u00edka Ot\u00edka, jak \u017ee to m\u00e1 ob\u010dan ch\u00e1pat. A\u00a0proto\u017ee se m\u00e1me jako prasata v\u00a0euro\u017eit\u011b, nechci b\u00fdt za svini.<\/p>\n

P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, protektor\u00e1tn\u00ed m\u00e9dia a\u00a0\u010cT uvedly nov\u00fd seri\u00e1l s\u00a0n\u00e1zvem \u201eTomu dala, tomu dala a\u00a0na toho se nedostalo\u201c m\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edl nep\u0159ekvapiv\u00e9ho d\u011bje. Nezn\u00e1lek fialov\u00fd Pet\u0159\u00edk, protagonista p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu, si na \u00favod brouk\u00e1 p\u00edse\u0148 M\u00e1m mal\u00fd STAN, m\u011b na nohy t\u00e1hne, snad ze v\u0161ech stran.<\/p>\n

Starostensk\u00e1 noha starosty Hump\u00e1la si do\u0161l\u00e1pla na nezn\u00e1lka Pet\u0159\u00edka a\u00a0Hump\u00e1l dal jasn\u011b najevo, \u017ee pokud mu neodsypou z\u00a0pln\u00e9ho m\u011b\u0161ce Bitcocainov\u00e9 zla\u0165\u00e1\u010dky, tak p\u011bkn\u011b zacink\u00e1 zvonec a\u00a0s\u00a0vl\u00e1dou a\u00a0fialovou ODS je konec.<\/p>\n

A fialov\u00fd osl\u00edk se ot\u0159epal a\u00a0m\u016f\u017eeme se dohadovat, kolik se nasypalo do starostensk\u00e9ho klobouku. Starosta Hump\u00e1l m\u00e1 nejen velkou nohu , ale i\u00a0hlavu a\u00a0tud\u00ed\u017e i\u00a0jeho cylindr je obsa\u017en\u00fd a\u00a0snad i\u00a0bezedn\u00fd. Jisto v\u0161ak je, \u017ee byl po\u00a0vrch napln\u011bn, a\u00a0tak prozat\u00edm vl\u00e1d\u011b neodzvonilo.<\/p>\n

To cink\u00e1n\u00ed neuniklo jemn\u00e9mu sluchu lidovc\u016f, a\u00a0tak tak\u00e9 nastavili klobouk zap\u016fj\u010den\u00fd kardin\u00e1lem. Jsou pr\u00fd hodn\u011b na\u0161tvan\u00ed a\u00a0duo fla\u0161inet\u00e1\u0159\u016f V\u00fdborn\u00fd Jure\u010dka u\u017e spustilo starou odrhova\u010dku \u00d3 Vejvary, \u00f3 Vejvary, kde jsou pro n\u00e1s ty dolary. Kdy\u017e odt\u00e1hneme s\u00a0pr\u00e1zdnou, tak p\u016fjdeme spolu pry\u010d ze spolku SPOLU.<\/p>\n

Tak si vl\u00e1dn\u00ed karbanick\u00e1 banda sedne ke stolku, zam\u00edchaj\u00ed karty a\u00a0zahraj\u00ed si o\u00a0Ji\u0159ikovsk\u00e9ho d\u011bdictv\u00ed mari\u00e1\u0161. Uvid\u00edme, zda tak\u00e9 TOPka ke stolku p\u0159ihopk\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Bitcocainov\u00e9 cink\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161echny skrupule zah\u00e1n\u00ed a\u00a0v\u00e1b\u00ed jako ostrov poklad\u016f. Pir\u00e1ti zvadle \u010du\u010d\u00ed do pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9 truhly p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed, jak vlet\u011bt na palubu bitcocainov\u00e9 galeony a\u00a0n\u011bco si uzmout pro sebe, nebo ji celou poslat ke dnu.<\/p>\n

\u010cty\u0159i vl\u00e1dn\u00ed bandit\u00e9 se je\u0161t\u011b shodnou na d\u011blen\u00ed lupu, p\u00e1t\u00fd u\u017e je moc.<\/p>\n

B\u00fdval\u00ed bukan\u00fdr Liptardsk\u00fd navrhl poslat v\u0161echny bitcocainy vyprat na jeho milovanou Ukrajinu do konglomer\u00e1tu zelensk\u00fdch \u010dist\u00edren a\u00a0pr\u00e1delen.<\/p>\n

Co na to NATO a\u00a0Ur\u0161ula, vyhrkli p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed vl\u00e1dn\u00ed karban\u00edci v\u00a0obav\u011b, \u017ee se zase bude muset osl\u00edk ot\u0159epat do dal\u0161\u00edch klobouk\u016f.<\/p>\n

Hodnotov\u00fdm politik\u016fm jde p\u0159ece o hodnoty a tady je v truhle hodnota za des\u00edtky miliard.<\/p>\n

A co n\u00e1\u0161 plukovn\u00edk Ot\u00edk, u\u017e vydal sm\u011broplatn\u00e9 karty s\u00a0n\u00e1vodem pro poslance a\u00a0publikum v\u00a0podhrad\u00ed? Hradn\u00ed kn\u00edr\u00e1\u010d vy\u0161kolen\u00fd na str\u00e1\u017ece demokracie za\u0161t\u011bkal a\u00a0p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek Kol\u00e1\u0159 p\u0159istr\u010dil p\u0159ed Strakovku (nomen omen) misku na granule.<\/p>\n

S pozdravem,<\/p>\n

Jaroslav<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

P.S.<\/strong> D\u011bj nem\u00e1 oporu v\u00a0na\u0161\u00ed demokratick\u00e9 sou\u010dasnosti a\u00a0v\u0161echna jm\u00e9na jsou smy\u0161len\u00e1. Jak\u00e1koliv podobnost s\u00a0\u010d\u00edmkoliv a\u00a0k\u00fdmkoliv je \u010dist\u011b n\u00e1hodn\u00e1. Ot\u00edku, nehod\u00edc\u00ed se \u0161krtn\u011bte anebo rovnou \u0161krtn\u011bte v\u0161echno.<\/p>\n

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