{"id":77125,"date":"2025-04-24T00:13:57","date_gmt":"2025-04-23T22:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=77125"},"modified":"2025-04-23T13:26:35","modified_gmt":"2025-04-23T11:26:35","slug":"liberalne-demokraticti-politici-mezi-volici-na-fotbalovem-stadionu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2025\/04\/24\/liberalne-demokraticti-politici-mezi-volici-na-fotbalovem-stadionu\/","title":{"rendered":"Liber\u00e1ln\u011b demokrati\u010dt\u00ed politici mezi voli\u010di na fotbalov\u00e9m stadionu\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><strong>Danu\u0161e Nerudov\u00e1 se tr\u00e1p\u00ed, \u017ee si v\u0161ichni mysl\u00ed o n\u00ed a jej\u00edch voli\u010d\u00edch, \u017ee nejsou moc chyt\u0159\u00ed. Rozhodne se tedy uspo\u0159\u00e1dat na nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm fotbalov\u00e9m stadionu obrovskou akci, kde v\u0161echny p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee to nen\u00ed pravda.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>V hodinu H je na stadionu p\u0159es 100 000 p\u0159\u00edznivc\u016f Danu\u0161e, spousta novin\u00e1\u0159\u016f a report\u00e9r\u016f. Dostav\u00ed se i dal\u0161\u00ed pozvan\u00e9 opory liber\u00e1ln\u00ed demokracie jako Petr Fiala, Marek Benda, Jan Lipavsk\u00fd, Pavel Novotn\u00fd i Ji\u0159ina Posp\u00ed\u0161ilov\u00e1. V\u0161ichni na stadionu se py\u0161n\u00ed akademick\u00fdmi tituly a vedou vzd\u011blan\u00e9 debaty o sv\u011bt\u011b.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Danu\u0161e promluv\u00ed k davu: \u201ePozvala jsem v\u00e1s sem, abychom dok\u00e1zali sv\u011btu, \u017ee nejsme \u017e\u00e1dn\u00ed blbci.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Dav j\u00e1s\u00e1 a vol\u00e1: \u201eNEJSME \u017d\u00c1DN\u00cd BLBCI!\u201c<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nDanu\u0161e: \u201eTe\u010f vyberu jednoho z v\u00e1s a ten p\u0159ijde ke mn\u011b na p\u00f3dium\u201c a uk\u00e1\u017ee na chl\u00e1pka uprost\u0159ed davu. Ten projde davem a\u017e na p\u00f3dium a Danu\u0161e se ho zept\u00e1: \u201eJak se jmenujete?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Chl\u00e1pek odpov\u00ed: \u201eJ\u00e1 jsem Samuel, m\u016f\u017eete mi \u0159\u00edkat Same.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTak Same, polo\u017e\u00edm Ti ot\u00e1zku a Ty odpov\u00ed\u0161.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eOK.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTak\u00a0<strong>kolik je 4\u00d725?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Sam p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed, je hrobov\u00e9 ticho a po chv\u00edli odpov\u00ed: \u201e60.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Danu\u0161e se chyt\u00e1 za hlavu a dav veden\u00fd P. Fialou vol\u00e1: \u201eDEJ MU JE\u0160T\u011a \u0160ANCI, DEJ MU JE\u0160T\u011a \u0160ANCI.\u201c<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nDanu\u0161e polo\u017e\u00ed novou ot\u00e1zku: \u201eSame, kolik je 4\u00d712?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Samuel op\u011bt dlouze p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed, je hrobov\u00e9 ticho a po chv\u00edli \u0159ekne: \u201e90.\u201c\u00a0<strong>A Danu\u0161e se zase chyt\u00e1 za hlavu a dav op\u011bt vol\u00e1: \u201eDEJ MU JE\u0160T\u011a \u0160ANCI, DEJ MU JE\u0160T\u011a \u0160ANCI.\u201c<\/strong>\u00a0Danu\u0161e se oto\u010d\u00ed k Samovi a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: \u201eSame, tak to zkus\u00edme znovu.\u00a0<strong>Pov\u011bz n\u00e1m, kolik je 3\u00d74?<\/strong>\u201e<\/p>\n<p>Na stadi\u00f3nu je hrobov\u00e9 ticho, \u0161pendl\u00edk by bylo sly\u0161et spadnout, kamery b\u011b\u017e\u00ed, novin\u00e1\u0159\u016fm se klepou ruce se zapnut\u00fdmi diktafony a Sam p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed. Pak do ticha nesm\u011ble odpov\u00ed:\u00a0<strong>\u201e12?\u201c A dav za\u010dne k\u0159i\u010det: \u201eDEJ MU JE\u0160T\u011a \u0160ANCI, DEJ MU JE\u0160T\u011a \u0160ANCI!\u201c<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Do\u0161lo Mailem, ilustra\u010dn\u00ed foto je z webu STAN<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Danu\u0161e Nerudov\u00e1 se tr\u00e1p\u00ed, \u017ee si v\u0161ichni mysl\u00ed o n\u00ed a jej\u00edch voli\u010d\u00edch, \u017ee nejsou&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":77126,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[3914,122,3089],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77125"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77125"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77127,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77125\/revisions\/77127"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}