{"id":76616,"date":"2025-04-17T04:31:31","date_gmt":"2025-04-17T02:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=76616"},"modified":"2025-04-17T04:31:31","modified_gmt":"2025-04-17T02:31:31","slug":"patrick-reymond-ano-pane-generale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2025\/04\/17\/patrick-reymond-ano-pane-generale\/","title":{"rendered":"Patrick Reymond: Ano, pane gener\u00e1le!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><strong>Nizozemsk\u00e1 arm\u00e1da se p\u0159ipravuje na bitvu, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b proti Rusku, o tom nepochybujte, i kdy\u017e Rusko na Nizozemsko nikdy neza\u00fato\u010dilo a nizozemsk\u00e1 arm\u00e1da je&#8230; je&#8230; Je to&#8230; je t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 naj\u00edt slovo, kter\u00e9 by ji popsalo, natolik osciluje mezi bezv\u00fdznamnost\u00ed a sm\u011b\u0161nost\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee k vysl\u00e1n\u00ed dvan\u00e1cti mu\u017e\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou k dispozici se ser\u017eantem, na Ukrajinu je pot\u0159eba seri\u00f3zn\u00ed vojensk\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edprava, kter\u00e9 jsem byl sv\u011bdkem v p\u0159\u00edm\u00e9m p\u0159enosu na ob\u0159\u00ed superprim\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee jeden voj\u00e1k (snadno ho pozn\u00e1te, m\u011bl fale\u0161n\u00e9 br\u00fdle a fale\u0161n\u00fd kn\u00edr) si naplnil voz\u00edk lahvemi s vodou (6 na osobu, jak doporu\u010dovala na\u0161e mobiliza\u010dn\u00ed bro\u017eura), zat\u00edmco nep\u0159\u00edli\u0161 dob\u0159e vypadaj\u00edc\u00ed ko\u010dka d\u011blala n\u00e1jezd na l\u00e9k\u00e1rnu kv\u016fli krabi\u010dk\u00e1m aspirinu.<\/p>\n<p>S t\u00edmhle si m\u011bli buzeranti d\u00e1vat pozor.<\/p>\n<p>Proto\u017ee ve\u0161ker\u00e1 munice u\u017e byla odesl\u00e1na na Ukrajinu, prosl\u00fdchalo se, \u017ee jin\u00fd kamar\u00e1d v m\u00edstn\u00edm sportovn\u00edm obchod\u011b sebral v\u0161echny baseballov\u00e9 p\u00e1lky. To znamen\u00e1, \u017ee ten tucet mu\u017e\u016f (plus ser\u017eant, nutno dodat) nebude moci b\u00fdt hned nasazen. Maj\u00ed jen \u0161est p\u00e1lek a pos\u00edlaj\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed voj\u00e1ky na misi (ve\u0159ejnou dopravou, aby se sn\u00ed\u017eily emise oxidu uhli\u010dit\u00e9ho), aby n\u011bjak\u00e9 sehnali.<\/p>\n<p>V r\u00e1mci bezpe\u010dnostn\u00edch opat\u0159en\u00ed byla u\u010din\u011bna urgentn\u00ed objedn\u00e1vka netop\u00fdr\u016f v USA, kter\u00e9 samy u\u010din\u00ed objedn\u00e1vku v \u010c\u00edn\u011b, jakmile se normalizuj\u00ed obchodn\u00ed vztahy.<\/p>\n<p>B\u011bhem p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edch \u0161esti m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f by m\u011bl nizozemsk\u00fd parlament hlasovat o \u00fav\u011brech na boty, kter\u00e9 umo\u017en\u00ed t\u00e9to expedi\u010dn\u00ed jednotce vyrazit do boje, proto\u017ee nebylo dosa\u017eeno dohody o dod\u00e1vk\u00e1ch kol. O emis\u00edch oxidu uhli\u010dit\u00e9ho si v Holandsku ned\u011bl\u00e1me legraci.<\/p>\n<p>Boty se budou vyr\u00e1b\u011bt ve Vietnamu podle p\u0159\u00edsn\u00fdch specifikac\u00ed, ale zat\u00edm nen\u00ed dostatek transgenderov\u00fdch osob, kter\u00e9 by mohly pracovat v tov\u00e1rn\u011b na boty a spl\u0148ovat po\u017eadavky specifikac\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Vietnamsk\u00e9 spole\u010dnosti proto vyslaly sv\u00e9 person\u00e1ln\u00ed mana\u017eery do v\u0161ech no\u010dn\u00edch klub\u016f pro gaye, bisexu\u00e1ly a transgender osoby, aby na\u0161li pracovn\u00edky. Uk\u00e1zalo se v\u0161ak, \u017ee trans um\u011blci po\u017eaduj\u00ed vysok\u00e9 mzdy, kter\u00e9 by se m\u011bly prom\u00edtnout do n\u00e1kupn\u00edch cen.<\/p>\n<p>Za boty, kter\u00e9 se jednou vyrob\u00ed, se ve Vietnamu zaplat\u00ed 2 dolary, zat\u00edmco po\u017eadavky trans pracovn\u00edk\u016f budou zaplaceny a\u017e 30 000 dolar\u016f na pracovn\u00edka z rozvojov\u00e9 pomoci na jejich kulturn\u00ed vystoupen\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Pak p\u016fjdou do USA (plus nyn\u00ed 10% clo), a neptejte se m\u011b pro\u010d, ale v\u0161echno mus\u00ed j\u00edt p\u0159es USA.<\/p>\n<p>Z USA pojedou do Irska za 50 dolar\u016f. (Trump bude m\u00edt z t\u011bchto nov\u00fdch v\u00fdvozn\u00edch artikl\u016f radost.)<\/p>\n<p>Nakonec firma (vlastn\u011bn\u00e1 Blackrockem) prod\u00e1 p\u00e1r bot za 500, ne, 1000 dolar\u016f do Nizozemska, kter\u00e9 pak bude moci \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee poskytlo Ukrajin\u011b pomoc ve v\u00fd\u0161i 10 000 dolar\u016f za p\u00e1r bot a \u017ee je spravedliv\u00e9, aby to vr\u00e1tila.<\/p>\n<p>Souhlas\u00ed s t\u00edm v\u0161ichni?<\/p>\n<p>Potom budeme muset vy\u0159e\u0161it probl\u00e9my s obuv\u00ed, proto\u017ee jsme dodali jen boty pro lev\u00e9 nohy, vr\u00e1tit se do parlamentu pro dodate\u010dn\u00fd rozpo\u010det a za\u010d\u00edt celou smy\u010dku znovu.<\/p>\n<p>O dva roky pozd\u011bji je nizozemsk\u00e1 sekce v Berl\u00edn\u011b na cest\u011b na Ukrajinu, uniformy j\u00ed ukradl rumunsk\u00fd gang, boty jsou opot\u0159ebovan\u00e9 a \u017e\u00e1daj\u00ed o nal\u00e9havou logistickou podporu.<\/p>\n<p>Sekce v\u0161ak ji\u017e nebyla kompletn\u00ed; voj\u00e1ci Pithiviers, Chaudard a Tassin nebyli k nalezen\u00ed; instalovali poln\u00ed telefonn\u00ed linku. Kdy\u017e je \u0161li hledat ostatn\u00ed voj\u00e1ci, tak\u00e9 se ztratili.<\/p>\n<p>Nav\u00edc tu byl probl\u00e9m s d\u00e1vno vypit\u00fdmi lahvemi s vodou. Na podporu akce nizozemsk\u00fd parlament zdvojn\u00e1sobil vojensk\u00fd rozpo\u010det.<\/p>\n<p>Jak\u00e1koli podobnost s&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"podcarou\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lachute.over-blog.com\/2025\/04\/chef-oui-chef.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"external noopener\">CHEF, OUI CHEF&#8230;<\/a>\u00a0vy\u0161el 14.4.2025 na lachute.over-blog.com. Vybral a p\u0159elo\u017eil <a href=\"https:\/\/zvedavec.news\/humor\/2025\/04\/10474-ano-pane-generale.htm\">Zv\u011bdavec.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nizozemsk\u00e1 arm\u00e1da se p\u0159ipravuje na bitvu, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b proti Rusku, o tom nepochybujte, i kdy\u017e Rusko&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":29890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[80,781,8934,40],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76616"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76616\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}