{"id":75977,"date":"2025-04-09T00:26:04","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T22:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=75977"},"modified":"2025-04-08T17:31:30","modified_gmt":"2025-04-08T15:31:30","slug":"petr-pokorny-proc-by-nekdo-napadl-ucet-nejblbejsiho-premiera-na-svete-nejakeho-petra-fialy-nezkousi-se-zviditelnit-dalsi-zhovadilosti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2025\/04\/09\/petr-pokorny-proc-by-nekdo-napadl-ucet-nejblbejsiho-premiera-na-svete-nejakeho-petra-fialy-nezkousi-se-zviditelnit-dalsi-zhovadilosti\/","title":{"rendered":"Petr Pokorn\u00fd: Pro\u010d by n\u011bkdo napadl \u00fa\u010det nejblb\u011bj\u0161\u00edho premi\u00e9ra na sv\u011bt\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e9ho Petra Fialy? Nezkou\u0161\u00ed se zviditelnit dal\u0161\u00ed zhovadilost\u00ed?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tak jsme se za dramatick\u00fdch v\u00fdk\u0159ik\u016f dozv\u011bd\u011bli, \u017ee pr\u00fd jak\u00fdsi politick\u00fd komik Fiala Fialovi\u010d vyhl\u00e1sil v\u00e1lku Rusku. Nebo v\u00e1l\u010dil.\u00a0 N\u00e1hodi\u010dka v dob\u011b, kdy se parti\u010dky P\u011btikoalice h\u00e1daj\u00ed, zda je nejblb\u011bj\u0161\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b, nebo p\u0159edposledn\u00ed blb na sv\u011bt\u011b. Nebo tak n\u011bjak.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00da\u010det premi\u00e9ra Petra Fialy na soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00edti X v \u00fater\u00fd napadli hacke\u0159i a sd\u00edleli na n\u011bm fale\u0161n\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvky o \u00fadajn\u00e9m \u00faderu Rus\u016f na \u010desk\u00e9 voj\u00e1ky u Kaliningradu. Komik Fiala hned hl\u00e1sil, \u017ee to je ze zahrani\u010d\u00ed a pohl\u00e9dl v\u00fdchodn\u00edm sm\u011brem.<\/em>
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Prvn\u00ed divadlo:<\/strong>\u00a0\u017ee se tak d\u011bje oby\u010dejn\u00fdm lidem, \u017ee dokonce jsou p\u0159epad\u00e1v\u00e1ni na Starom\u011bstsk\u00e9m n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed kopanci a obu\u0161ky, nikdo ne\u0159e\u0161\u00ed. Nemaj\u00ed tam chodit, mysl\u00ed si pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b Raku\u0161an.<\/p>\n

Nav\u00edc n\u00e1hodi\u010dka v dob\u011b, kdy jeho ze\u0165\u00e1\u010dek sb\u00edr\u00e1 op\u011bt n\u00e1hodn\u011b jednu funkci za druhou, pracuje 60 hodin denn\u011b a je\u0161t\u011b m\u00e1 \u010das na rodinu a z\u00e1bavu. \u017de jeho multifunk\u010dn\u00ed\u00a0 ze\u0165 Michal Chl\u00e1dek (ODS) m\u00e1 protekci, d\u00edky n\u00ed\u017e z\u00edskal \u0159adu ve\u0159ejn\u00fdch funkc\u00ed. \u017de Chl\u00e1dek zast\u00e1v\u00e1 p\u011bt ve\u0159ejn\u00fdch funkc\u00ed, za kter\u00e9 pob\u00edr\u00e1 plat p\u0159es sto tis\u00edc korun.<\/p>\n

Kdyby pracoval v samoobsluze, zvl\u00e1dl by obslou\u017eit p\u011bt front u p\u011bti pokladen a je\u0161t\u011b by si hodil \u0161lof\u00edka. Tak kvalitn\u00ed lid\u00e9 jsou v ODS.<\/p>\n

Asi jako kdy\u017e chud\u00e1k komediant Pol\u00edvka santus n\u00e1hodn\u011b dostane 12 mili\u00f3nk\u016f na divadlo a vykl\u00e1d\u00e1 v Bratislav\u011b, jak je Fiala \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd a ten sousedn\u00ed premi\u00e9r na Slovensku Fico tup\u00fd a blb\u00fd. Nikdo nem\u011b\u0159il santus\u00e1kovi Pol\u00edvkovi promile krve v alkoholu, vlastn\u011b u lid\u00e9 se m\u011b\u0159\u00ed promile alkoholu v krvi. A u\u017e ani dan\u011b nemus\u00ed platit, proto\u017ee\u00a0v Brn\u011b si lid\u00e9 utrhnou od \u00fast, aby m\u011bl Pol\u00edvka mluv\u010d\u00ed ODS na drob\u00ednek alkoholu.<\/p>\n

A v t\u00e9m\u017ee okam\u017eiku, kdy se v\u011bt\u0161ina n\u00e1roda podivn\u00e9mu Fialovi z ODS posm\u00edv\u00e1 a kdy\u017e n\u011bkam p\u0159ijde, lid\u00e9 se ani nezastav\u00ed, pr\u00fd najednou n\u011bkdo dramaticky hackne \u00fa\u010det a vyhl\u00e1s\u00ed Rusku v\u00e1lku.<\/p>\n

V\u00edte, co je ta hlavn\u00ed pointa? V\u00e1\u017en\u00e1 pointa bez ironie?<\/p>\n

\u017de pr\u00fd n\u011bkdo hackne \u00fa\u010det premi\u00e9ra a kdyby to neroznesla sp\u0159\u00e1telen\u00e1 masm\u00e9dia probruselsk\u00e1, nikdo si toho ani nev\u0161imne, proto\u017ee Fiala nikoho u\u017e nezaj\u00edm\u00e1 a hl\u00e1sit se k n\u011bmu je pod d\u016fstojnost \u010dlov\u011bka.<\/p>\n

Nav\u00edc st\u00e1le v\u00edce lid\u00ed se na s\u00edt\u00edch p\u0159ikl\u00e1n\u00ed k tomu, \u017ee „hacknul“ s\u00e1m sebe a ihned proti sob\u011b za\u010dal bojovat, jak odhalil tuto \u00fadajnou lump\u00e1rnu. A u\u017e hv\u011bzdn\u00e1 p\u011bchota hl\u00e1s\u00ed dramatick\u00e9 v\u00fdroky:<\/p>\n

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Jan Kolouch. C\u00edlem \u00fatern\u00edho \u00fatoku podle n\u011bj bylo \u0161\u00ed\u0159it dezinformace. \u201eZas\u00edt kampa\u0148, kter\u00e1 m\u016f\u017ee podvrhnout d\u016fv\u011bru v n\u011bkoho, kdo m\u00e1 b\u00fdt ofici\u00e1ln\u00edm p\u0159edstavitelem.\u201c<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Je \u010das odhalit toho padoucha. N\u011bco se vymysl\u00ed. Brzy se mo\u017en\u00e1 uk\u00e1\u017ee, \u017ee podez\u0159el\u00fdm jsou op\u011bt dva Robocopov\u00e9 Novi\u010dokov\u00e9 z Brit\u00e1nie, co t\u00e1hli Evropou, kte\u0159\u00ed vyhodili Vrb\u011btice, a nyn\u00ed \u0161kod\u00ed Fialovi, kter\u00e9ho ob\u010dan\u00e9 \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky tak miluj\u00ed…<\/strong><\/p>\n

P.S.:<\/strong> I kdy\u017e ta sout\u011b\u017e se snad nejmenuje o nejblb\u011bj\u0161\u00edm premi\u00e9rovi, kterou n\u011bjak\u00e1 agentura vyhla\u0161uje. Ale lid\u00e9 to tak vn\u00edmaj\u00ed.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Tak jsme se za dramatick\u00fdch v\u00fdk\u0159ik\u016f dozv\u011bd\u011bli, \u017ee pr\u00fd jak\u00fdsi politick\u00fd komik Fiala Fialovi\u010d vyhl\u00e1sil…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":75978,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[1956,1503,535,2447],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75977"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75979,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75977\/revisions\/75979"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}