{"id":68936,"date":"2024-12-26T00:36:35","date_gmt":"2024-12-25T23:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=68936"},"modified":"2024-12-25T18:17:13","modified_gmt":"2024-12-25T17:17:13","slug":"miroslav-petr-to-neni-vtip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2024\/12\/26\/miroslav-petr-to-neni-vtip\/","title":{"rendered":"Miroslav Petr: To nen\u00ed vtip!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><strong>EU vymyslela dal\u0161\u00ed \u0161\u00edlenost, kter\u00e9 jsem nemohl uv\u011b\u0159it. P\u0159edpokl\u00e1dal jsem, \u017ee jde o n\u011bjak\u00fd novin\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd \u017eert. P\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dila m\u011b a\u017e stejn\u00e1 informace na v\u00edce webech, \u017ee to eurohuje\u0159i mysl\u00ed v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. Ka\u017ed\u00fd, kdo to odhlasoval, by m\u011bl j\u00edt okam\u017eit\u011b k Chocholou\u0161kovi. Jako by nesta\u010dilo, \u017ee p\u0159ipravuje povinn\u00e9 no\u0161en\u00ed obno\u0161en\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed, z\u00e1kaz nejen topen\u00ed plynem, ale i z\u00e1kaz plynov\u00fdch spor\u00e1k\u016f, ale mnoha jin\u00fdch \u0161\u00edlenost\u00ed.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jedn\u00e1 se o to, \u017ee Brusel na\u0159\u00eddil, \u017ee sn\u011bhul\u00e1ci se nesm\u011bj\u00ed stav\u011bt bez pat\u0159i\u010dn\u00e9ho povolen\u00ed. D\u016fvody dle Brusele: &#8222;Ka\u017ed\u00e1 ukraden\u00e1 vlo\u010dka by mohla planetu d\u00e1le zah\u0159\u00e1t. Uct\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed bytosti \/sn\u011bhul\u00e1ka\/, kter\u00e1 nebyla schv\u00e1lena \/?!\/ EU je neslu\u010diteln\u00e1 s na\u0161imi hodnotami. Sn\u011bhul\u00e1k s ko\u0161t\u011btem vys\u00edl\u00e1 \u0161patn\u00fd sign\u00e1l a mohl by d\u011bti inspirovat k n\u00e1sil\u00ed. P\u0159ev\u00e1\u017eet mrkev pro sn\u011bhul\u00e1ka ze \u0161pan\u011blsk\u00e9 zem\u011b je ekologicky nezodpov\u011bdn\u00e9. Uhl\u00ed \/sn\u011bhul\u00e1kovy o\u010di\/ \u010dasto poch\u00e1z\u00ed z dovozu a jde o pl\u00fdtv\u00e1n\u00ed energi\u00ed s klimatick\u00fdmi d\u016fsledky. Sn\u011bhul\u00e1k\u016fv klobouk tak\u00e9 poru\u0161uje sm\u011brnici EU o likvidaci textilu-43234\/19. Kdo postav\u00ed sn\u011bhul\u00e1ka bez povolen\u00ed, dostane pokutu a\u017e 500 Eur \/12 500 K\u010d\/.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Posledn\u00ed v\u00e1lka mezi lidi bude v\u00e1lkou za pravdu. Tato v\u00e1lka bude v ka\u017ed\u00e9m \u010dlov\u011bku. V\u00e1lka s vlastn\u00ed nev\u011bdomost\u00ed, agresivitou, podr\u00e1\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm. A jen radik\u00e1ln\u00ed transformace ka\u017ed\u00e9ho jednotlivce se m\u016f\u017ee st\u00e1t za\u010d\u00e1tkem pokojn\u00e9ho \u017eivota pro v\u0161echny lidi.&#8220; N. K. Poerich.<\/p>\n<p>\u0158itka, Fujt\u00fdn a Vetch\u00fd h\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9rec po\u0159\u00e1daj\u00ed sb\u00edrku ne pot\u0159ebn\u00fdm, ale na podporu v\u00e1lky a zab\u00edjen\u00ed nejm\u00e9n\u011b jednoho tis\u00edce Ukrajinc\u016f ka\u017ed\u00fd den. Krom\u011b toho roz\u0161i\u0159uj\u00ed i nen\u00e1vist mezi lidmi. Opravdu nejde o dva trestn\u00e9 \u010diny? Co by tomu \u0159\u00edkal abstinent V\u00e9na?<\/p>\n<p>Pepa se dopustil dvoj\u00ed vlastizrady, jednou spolupracoval se SSSR, podruh\u00e9 s USA. Pot\u0159et\u00ed to bude s \u010c\u00ednou? Kdyby \u017eil Josef Visarjonovi\u010d&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160kared\u00e1 Marfu\u0161a, pardon, star\u00e1 \u010cerno\u0161ka chce je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc podporovat Ukrajinu, rozum\u011bj pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed zbyte\u010dn\u00e9 v\u00e1lky na Ukrajin\u011b. Ka\u017edodenn\u00ed zab\u00edjen\u00ed jednoho tis\u00edce Ukrajinc\u016f ka\u017ed\u00fd den m\u00e1 b\u00fdt podpora Ukrajinc\u016fm?<\/p>\n<p>Mafi\u00e1n vydal z\u00e1kon, \u017ee podpora ciz\u00ed mocnosti je trestn\u00fdm \u010dinem. Jsou tak hloup\u00ed, \u017ee si p\u0159ipravuj\u00ed \u0161ibenici sami pro sebe? Nebo Ukrajina, EU a USA nejsou ciz\u00ed mocnosti?<\/p>\n<p>Star\u00e1 Peka\u0159ka ve stran\u011b, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 pouh\u00e1 3%, chce porazit ANO, kter\u00e9 m\u00e1 p\u0159es 33%. P\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 mi \u010divavu, \u0161t\u011bkaj\u00edc\u00ed na vl\u010d\u00e1ka, kter\u00fd je za plotem&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Man\u017eelka Pepy se pt\u00e1 babi\u010dky v domov\u011b d\u016fchodc\u016f, co by si p\u0159\u00e1la. &#8222;A\u0165 komou\u0161i kone\u010dn\u011b t\u00e1hnou do Brusele, soudru\u017eko!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u010cR poskytla t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 6 000 000 K\u010d gruz\u00ednsk\u00fdm Ziskovk\u00e1m a medi\u00edm, kter\u00e9 podpo\u0159ily protesty v zemi. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b z na\u0161ich dan\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Portugalsko kv\u016fli fotovoltaice &#8211; sol\u00e1rk\u00e1m vra\u017ed\u00ed v\u0161echna v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159ata a vyk\u00e1c\u00ed 865 ha lesa. Chovaj\u00ed se takto skute\u010dn\u00ed ochr\u00e1nci p\u0159\u00edrody?<\/p>\n<p>V Kanad\u011b prov\u00e1d\u00ed eutan\u00e1zii osam\u011bl\u00fdm d\u016fchodc\u016fm.<\/p>\n<p>Zelen\u00e1\u010d nab\u00eddl Ficovi 500 000 000 Eur za to, \u017ee podpo\u0159\u00ed vstup Ukrajiny do EU. Z komika se stal miliard\u00e1\u0159, kter\u00fd zbohatnul i z na\u0161ich dan\u00ed, kter\u00e9\u00a0 tam \u00fadajn\u011b &#8222;\u010desk\u00e1&#8220;\u00a0 vl\u00e1da pos\u00edl\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Trump hned po zvolen\u00ed odejde z WHO. State\u010dn\u00fd to mu\u017e, prohl\u00e1sila by babi\u010dka od Bo\u017eky N\u011bmcov\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e v Polsku vl\u00e1dla &#8222;konzervativn\u00ed&#8220; strana, tak p\u0159edala p\u0159es 366 000 v\u00edz \/povolen\u00ed\/ migrant\u016fm.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dadajn\u011b si dnes \u010ce\u0161i koup\u00ed v\u00edc potravin ne\u017e p\u0159ed 35 lety. 1\/ Jde o nekvalitn\u00ed potraviny. Skute\u010dn\u00e9, kvalitn\u00ed stoj\u00ed minim\u00e1ln\u011b 3x v\u00edc. 2\/ \u010ce\u0161i zaplat\u00ed mnohon\u00e1sobn\u011b v\u00edc za n\u00e1jem, energii a slu\u017eby. V mnoha p\u0159\u00edpadech je to v\u00edc ne\u017e 100x. M\u00e1me se skute\u010dn\u011b l\u00e9pe?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.czechfreepress.cz\/dalsi-blogy\/to-neni-vtip.html\">Miroslav Petr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EU vymyslela dal\u0161\u00ed \u0161\u00edlenost, kter\u00e9 jsem nemohl uv\u011b\u0159it. P\u0159edpokl\u00e1dal jsem, \u017ee jde o n\u011bjak\u00fd novin\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":68937,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[41,1503,122],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68936"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68936\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}