{"id":66244,"date":"2024-11-15T00:49:32","date_gmt":"2024-11-14T23:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=66244"},"modified":"2024-11-14T17:35:28","modified_gmt":"2024-11-14T16:35:28","slug":"miroslav-petr-vyroky-pacientu-z-bohnic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2024\/11\/15\/miroslav-petr-vyroky-pacientu-z-bohnic\/","title":{"rendered":"Miroslav Petr: V\u00fdroky pacient\u016f z Bohnic"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><strong>Existuj\u00ed vzorn\u00e9 d\u016fkazy, \u017ee t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 cel\u00e1 sn\u011bmovna a sen\u00e1t jsou obsazeny skute\u010dn\u00fdmi psychopaty. Kuriozitou je, \u017ee si je vol\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161ina n\u00e1roda, co\u017e o n\u011b\u010dem sv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed&#8230;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Agent P\u00e1vek, IQ 107: &#8222;Je to trochu proti\u00fastavn\u00ed, ale podepsal jsem to.&#8220;\u00a0 Odkdy prezident podepisuje proti\u00fastavn\u00ed v\u011bci?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Okam\u017eit\u011b p\u0159izp\u016fsobiv\u00fd p\u0159evl\u00e9ka\u010d kab\u00e1t\u016f a v\u0161em an\u00e1ln\u00ed Nutella: &#8222;To, \u017ee se ekonomice neda\u0159\u00ed, m\u00edrn\u011b kles\u00e1 \u017eivotn\u00ed \u00farove\u0148, je v\u00fdsledkem na\u0161\u00ed dobr\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce.&#8220; Tak vypad\u00e1 sebechv\u00e1la absolutn\u011b neschopn\u00e9ho a nejhor\u0161\u00edho politika na cel\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b. Vzpom\u00edn\u00e1te na- &#8222;Kdy\u017e na sebe pohl\u00e9dnu, mus\u00edm se pochv\u00e1lit&#8220;?<\/p>\n<p>V\u00e1lkychtiv\u00fd soudruh Nutella: &#8222;S m\u00edrem mus\u00ed souhlasit Ukrajina. Rusku neustoup\u00edme!&#8220; \u010civava \u0161t\u011bk\u00e1 na medv\u011bda, kter\u00fd je v kleci&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Asoci\u00e1ln\u00ed nev\u011b\u0159\u00edc\u00ed M. Jure\u010dka: &#8222;Sou\u010dasn\u00ed d\u016fchodci si za t\u0159icet let vzpomenou, \u017ee byla tato reforma nutn\u00e1- ud\u011blali jsme spr\u00e1vnou v\u011bc.&#8220; Opravdu budou \u017e\u00edt je\u0161t\u011b t\u0159icet rok\u016f? Kolik jim bude?<\/p>\n<p>Bezdomovec M. Zastr\u010dil: &#8222;Senior dostane p\u0159id\u00e1no m\u00e9n\u011b ne\u017e \u010din\u00ed v\u00fd\u0161e inflace, ale koup\u00ed si za sv\u016fj d\u016fchod v\u00edce.&#8220; Um\u00ed po\u010d\u00edtat aspo\u0148 do p\u011bti?<\/p>\n<p>Bezdomovec M. Zastr\u010dil: &#8222;Mus\u00edme donutit rusk\u00e9 civiln\u00ed obyvatele, aby dobrovoln\u011b opustili Krym.&#8220; Jak to chce ud\u011blat?<\/p>\n<p>Ministr smrti V. V\u00e1lek: &#8222;L\u00e9k\u016f je v \u010cR dostatek, i penicilinu, jen nev\u00edm, kde jsou.&#8220; V\u00ed aspo\u0148 to, \u017ee je ministrem?<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>H\u00fdkal: &#8222;N\u011bmci plat\u00ed za elekt\u0159inu 15 Eur a \u010ce\u0161i 200 Eur, proto\u017ee je lipsk\u00e1 burza v N\u011bmecku.&#8220; Vskutku p\u00e1dn\u00fd a logick\u00fd d\u016fvod.<\/li>\n<li>\u010cernochov\u00e1: &#8222;Sice \u0161kolstv\u00ed p\u0159ijde o 11, 5 miliardy, ale d\u011bti budou m\u00edt tu nejmodern\u011bj\u0161\u00ed leteckou ochranu.&#8220; Tank v kabelce je hra\u010dka pro mal\u00e9 d\u011bti, ne pro \u017eeny, kter\u00e9 cht\u011bj\u00ed v\u00e1lku. Je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee nem\u00e1 d\u011bti, byly by z nich trotlov\u00e9<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Loupe\u017en\u00edk a narkoman Iv\u00e1nek: &#8222;Jsem hrd\u00fd na to, \u017ee jsem Liber\u00e1l.&#8220; M\u011bl by si naj\u00edt ve slovn\u00edku v\u00fdznam tohoto slova. Z liber\u00e1l\u016f se stali totalit\u00e1\u0159i, odm\u00edtaj\u00edc\u00ed diskusi a vnucuj\u00edc\u00ed cel\u00e9mu sv\u011btu zelen\u00e9 \u0161\u00edlenosti a LGBT.<\/p>\n<p>Soudruh Hlad\u00edk chce pokutovat za to, \u017ee do popelnice vyhod\u00edte chleba, kter\u00fd je \u010dtvrt\u00fd den plesniv\u00fd. Kde jsou ty \u010dasy, kdy\u017e vydr\u017eel v\u00edc ne\u017e t\u00fdden. Policist\u00e9 m\u00edsto st\u00edh\u00e1n\u00ed zlo\u010dinc\u016f budou ka\u017ed\u00fd den prohl\u00ed\u017eet v\u0161echny popelnice? Pro\u010d mu nevad\u00ed, \u017ee doslova ka\u017ed\u00fd den v\u0161echny supermarkety vyhazuj\u00ed tuny potravin? Bezdomovci p\u0159ijdou o sv\u00e9 tradi\u010dn\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed hody.<\/p>\n<p>Mand\u00e1tov\u00fd a imunitn\u00ed v\u00fdbor sn\u011bmovny bude \u0159e\u0161it veled\u016fle\u017eitou z\u00e1le\u017eitost! Bude \u0159e\u0161it Babi\u0161e kv\u016fli prachoby\u010dejn\u00e9mu n\u00e1zoru tak jako \u0159e\u0161il Okamuru a Sk\u00e1lu za pravdiv\u00e9 n\u00e1zory. Andrej si dovolil tu &#8222;drzost&#8220; kritizovat za to, \u017ee svaz\u00e1k Mich\u00e1lek je psychopat. Kam se hrabou zlat\u00ed koman\u010di!<\/p>\n<p>Sen\u00e1torka Hamplov\u00e1 navrhla \u0159e\u0161it bezpe\u010dnost covid vakc\u00edn, proto\u017ee smrt R. Krause t\u00fdden po o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed nen\u00ed n\u00e1hoda. M\u00edsto aby soudruh L\u00e1ska podpo\u0159il tento n\u00e1vrh, kter\u00fd je u\u017e p\u0159es dva roky celosv\u011btov\u011b ve\u0159ejn\u00fdm tajemstv\u00edm, tak vulg\u00e1rn\u011b ur\u00e1\u017e\u00ed tuto d\u00e1mu tento hulv\u00e1tsk\u00fd primitiv. Inu, co chcete po l\u017einen\u00e1vistn\u00edkovi. Nav\u00edc \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1 o pro\u0161et\u0159en\u00ed jej\u00edho v\u00fdroku sen\u00e1tn\u00edm v\u00fdborem.<\/p>\n<p>Skute\u010dn\u011b nejsou tito politici psychopat\u00e9?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.czechfreepress.cz\/dalsi-blogy\/vyroky-pacientu-z-bohnic.html\">Miroslav Petr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Existuj\u00ed vzorn\u00e9 d\u016fkazy, \u017ee t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 cel\u00e1 sn\u011bmovna a sen\u00e1t jsou obsazeny skute\u010dn\u00fdmi psychopaty. Kuriozitou je,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":66245,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[1503,535,122],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66244"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66244\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}