{"id":65644,"date":"2024-11-06T00:46:39","date_gmt":"2024-11-05T23:46:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=65644"},"modified":"2024-11-05T17:22:35","modified_gmt":"2024-11-05T16:22:35","slug":"marek-adam-o-spartakiade-a-sokolicich-prvni-placene-dame-a-gumove-pateri-rozvedcika-pepy-107","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2024\/11\/06\/marek-adam-o-spartakiade-a-sokolicich-prvni-placene-dame-a-gumove-pateri-rozvedcika-pepy-107\/","title":{"rendered":"Marek Adam: O spartaki\u00e1d\u011b a sokol\u00edc\u00edch, prvn\u00ed placen\u00e9 d\u00e1m\u011b a gumov\u00e9 p\u00e1te\u0159i rozv\u011bd\u010d\u00edka PePy 107"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><strong>Tak n\u00e1m zase z Hradu padaj\u00ed moudra. A \u017ee jsou to ale \u00fadery. PePa jede bomby. Z Hradu t\u00e1hnou mravy a z Vl\u00e1dy \u010cR prachy. To jen na\u0161i p\u00e1ni hraj\u00ed svoje politick\u00fd \u0161achy&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Agent PePa 107 se zase rozjel, a tentokr\u00e1t se obul p\u0159\u00edmo do komunist\u016f. Jako v tom \u0160vejkovi, kdy\u017e PePa vyc\u00edtil, \u017ee tomu k\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed vo\u017eral\u00fdho feldkur\u00e1ta v minulosti sch\u00e1zel jeden napravenej h\u0159\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk. &#8222;A p\u0159iznej se, Ty potvoro jeden, \u017ee Tys bre\u010del jen jako?!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Pepa 107 to podal moc hezky. A\u017e se v \u010d\u00e1sti chartist\u016f srdce zachv\u011blo. Nap\u0159\u00edklad srdce Jaroslava Hutky. A v\u00edte co? V\u017edy\u0165 on ten PePa opravdu dok\u00e1zal spojit n\u00e1rod! Dok\u00e1zal k sob\u011b naj\u00edt cestu n\u011bkter\u00fdm chartist\u016fm i antichartist\u016fm. A tak si te\u010f m\u016f\u017eou, ve jm\u00e9nu lep\u0161olid\u00ed SPOLU podat ruce, a v lep\u0161\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b jim PePa je\u0161t\u011b vl\u00edpne \u0148\u00e1kej ten met\u00e1l!<\/p>\n<p>Proto\u017ee tak je to spr\u00e1vn\u011b &#8211; k\u00e1ze\u0148, to je to hlavn\u00ed. Tak to m\u00e1 asi b\u00fdt. J\u00e1 se mu teda \u00fapln\u011b obdivuju, jak on dok\u00e1\u017ee \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee ti komunisti tady u\u010dinili n\u00e1silnej p\u0159evrat, a p\u0159itom b\u00fdt \u010dlenem ZO KS\u010c a je\u0161t\u011b rozv\u011bd\u010d\u00edkem re\u017eimu a hledat &#8222;nep\u0159\u00e1tele ve vlastn\u00edch i ciz\u00edch \u0159ad\u00e1ch&#8220;. Pane\u010dku, to je teda kum\u0161t! To se mus\u00ed um\u011bt!<\/p>\n<p>Tak \u017ee pr\u00fd spartaki\u00e1da za moc nest\u00e1la, zat\u00edmco sokol\u00edci, to jsou ti prav\u00ed vlastenci. To se mu to, jako socialistick\u00fdmu voj\u00e1kovi, muselo t\u011b\u017ece nacvi\u010dovat. A ta jeho pan\u00ed politick\u00e1, ta to taky nem\u011bla a nem\u00e1 v\u016fbec lehk\u00fd. Tak j\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b pro sichr p\u0159ihraje \u0148\u00e1kou tu ka\u010dku, aby j\u00ed to mohla na\u0161e Ka\u010dka Kone\u010dn\u00e1 p\u011bkn\u011b z\u00e1vid\u011bt. Vlastn\u011b PePa s \u010d\u00edslem 107 je prvn\u00ed hradn\u00ed majord\u00f3mus, co n\u00e1m pov\u00fd\u0161il prvn\u00ed d\u00e1mu na placenou funkci, u\u010diniv z n\u00ed p\u0159\u00edmo &#8222;prvn\u00ed placenou d\u00e1mu&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>Jen tak oby\u010dejnej komunista by toti\u017e nemohl \u0159\u00edct n\u011bco ve stylu: &#8222;Je zlo\u010dinem, co jsem s\u00e1m dobrovoln\u011b a nad\u0161en\u011b \u010dinil&#8230;,&#8220; ale n\u00e1\u0161 PePa, to je holt jin\u00fd kafe.<\/p>\n<p>Pro\u010d jen j\u00e1 nem\u00e1m tak\u00fa gumov\u00fa n\u00e1turu a gumovou p\u00e1te\u0159?! J\u00e1 se te\u010f \u00fapln\u011b styd\u00edm za ty pravov\u011brn\u00fd koman\u010de, kte\u0159\u00ed nep\u0159evl\u00e9kli uniformu a kte\u0159\u00ed, jak ten mot\u00fdl &#8222;pavlo\u010dka jener\u00e1l&#8220; nep\u0159el\u00e9tli z rud\u00e9ho p\u011btic\u00edp\u00e9ho sov\u011btsk\u00e9ho kv\u00edtku na modrou \u010dty\u0159c\u00edpou hv\u011bzdnici americkou. NATO j\u00e1 holt nem\u00e1m tu spr\u00e1vnou gumovou p\u00e1te\u0159&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A j\u00e1 si &#8211; aj tak mo\u017eno &#8211; p\u0159esto v\u0161echno \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m: &#8222;Kur\u0148a, je to ale mrcha p\u0159el\u00e9tav\u00e1, tenhleten jejich mot\u00fdle!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Marek Adam<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak n\u00e1m zase z Hradu padaj\u00ed moudra. A \u017ee jsou to ale \u00fadery. 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