{"id":62986,"date":"2024-09-27T00:33:22","date_gmt":"2024-09-26T22:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=62986"},"modified":"2024-09-26T16:27:59","modified_gmt":"2024-09-26T14:27:59","slug":"televize-nova-dustojnik-hrdinne-ceske-armady-plukovnik-foltyn-se-podelal-a-stacil-jeden-rajchl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2024\/09\/27\/televize-nova-dustojnik-hrdinne-ceske-armady-plukovnik-foltyn-se-podelal-a-stacil-jeden-rajchl\/","title":{"rendered":"Televize NOVA: d\u016fstojn\u00edk hrdinn\u00e9 \u010desk\u00e9 arm\u00e1dy plukovn\u00edk Folt\u00fdn se pod\u011blal. A sta\u010dil jeden Rajchl!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Posr\u00e1nek Jenom: pod selkou \u010cernochovou se z arm\u00e1dy stala jen banda vexl\u00e1k\u016f a p\u0159ekupn\u00edk\u016f, kter\u00e1 rozvr\u00e1tila rozpo\u010det \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky a excelentn\u011b d\u016fstojn\u00edka plukovn\u00edka Folt\u00fdna popsal voj\u00e1k \u0160vejk o posr\u00e1nku Jenomovi!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Tento zelen\u00fd d\u016fstojnick\u00fd mozek tak\u00e9 n\u00e1rodu nad\u00e1v\u00e1 do zbab\u011bl\u00fdch svin\u00ed a kdy\u017e m\u00e1 svou d\u016fstojnickou \u010dest\u00a0d\u016fstojn\u00edk<\/a>\u00a0Arm\u00e1dy \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky<\/a>\u00a0dok\u00e1zat, te\u010dou z n\u011bj jen lejna jako po klyst\u00fdru.<\/p>\n

A u\u017e pl\u00e1\u010de u sebe, \u017ee je kancel\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e1 my\u0161 a nem\u016f\u017ee to ud\u011blat:<\/p>\n

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No, kdy\u017e n\u00e1rodu nad\u00e1v\u00e1 do svin\u00ed, je hrdinn\u00fd d\u016fstojn\u00edk. Kdy\u017e to m\u00e1 obh\u00e1jit, je kancel\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e1 my\u0161?<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\nNejhor\u0161\u00ed je, \u017ee bude m\u00edt jako b\u00fdval\u00fd komunistick\u00fd agent P\u00e1vek vojensk\u00e9 v\u00fdsluhy a asi nejen od 56 let, ale je\u0161t\u011b superv\u00fdsluhy, o kter\u00fdch se lidem ani nesn\u00ed. Pracuj\u00edc\u00ed lid bude chodit do d\u016fchodu a\u017e v 66 l\u00e9tech! (plus m\u00ednus, aby genius m\u00e1ma na mate\u0159sk\u00e9 manipul\u00e1tor Cemper zase nefakt\u010dekoval)<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Tak\u017ee tento posr\u00e1nek Jenom, alias\u00a0d\u016fstojn\u00edk<\/a>\u00a0Arm\u00e1dy \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky<\/a>\u00a0plukovn\u00edk Folt\u00fdn, kter\u00fd nad kl\u00e1vesnic\u00ed a hradbou ochranky nad\u00e1v\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b n\u011broda do svin\u00ed, pracuj\u00edc\u00ed \u00fadajn\u011b v kancel\u00e1\u0159i b\u00fdval\u00e9ho komunistick\u00e9ho P\u00e1vka na Pra\u017esk\u00e9m hrad\u011b, se dle televize NOVA zhroutil!<\/p>\n

D\u016eKAZ<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n
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A \u017ee to m\u00e1 ohlas velik\u00fd, parti\u010dka o d\u016fstojnick\u00e9 cti od gener\u00e1la Pavla a v\u016fdkyn\u011b \u010cernochov\u00e9<\/span><\/h3>\n

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A jak to vlastn\u011b \u0159\u00edkal dobr\u00fd voj\u00e1k \u0160vejk o plukovn\u00edkovi Folt\u00fdnovi? Pardon, o posr\u00e1nku Jenomovi?<\/p>\n

Pan Jenom.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Ten si ud\u011blal zn\u00e1most s dcerou kniha\u0159e B\u00edlka. Pan B\u00edlek, ten t\u00fd zn\u00e1mosti nep\u0159\u00e1l a taky prohl\u00e1sil ve\u0159ejn\u011b v hospod\u011b, \u017ee kdyby pan Jenom p\u0159i\u0161el \u017e\u00e1dat o ruku jeho dcery, \u017ee ho sraz\u00ed se schodou, \u017ee to sv\u011bt nevid\u011bl. Pan Jenom se na to napil, a p\u0159ece jen \u0161el k panu B\u00edlkovi, kterej ho v p\u0159eds\u00edni uv\u00edtal s velk\u00fdm no\u017eem, kter\u00fdm o\u0159ez\u00e1vaj\u00ed o\u0159\u00edzku, kter\u00fd vypad\u00e1 jako \u017eabikuch.<\/p>\n

Za\u0159val na n\u011bho, co\u017ee tu chce,\u00a0a vtom se v\u00e1m milej pan Jenom up\u0161ouk tak siln\u011b, a\u017e se pendlovky na st\u011bn\u011b zastavily.<\/strong>\u00a0Pan B\u00edlek se dal do sm\u00edchu, hned mu podal ruku a byl jen sam\u00e9: ,Ra\u010dte d\u00e1le, pane Jenom – ra\u010dte se posadit – snad jste se nepokakal – v\u017edy\u0165 j\u00e1 nejsem tak zlej \u010dlov\u011bk, je pravda, \u017ee jsem v\u00e1s cht\u011bl vyhodit, ale te\u010f vid\u00edm, \u017ee jste docela p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd p\u00e1n, vy jste \u010dlov\u011bk origin\u00e1l. Jsem kniha\u0159, pro\u010det jsem mnoho rom\u00e1n\u016f a pov\u00eddek, ale v \u017e\u00e1dnej kn\u00ed\u017ece jsem ne\u010det, \u017ee by se \u017eenich takhle p\u0159edstavoval.\u2019<\/p>\n

Sm\u00e1l se p\u0159itom, a\u017e se za b\u0159icho popadal, a pov\u00eddal s n\u00e1ramnou radost\u00ed, \u017ee mu to p\u0159ipad\u00e1, jako by se znali vod narozen\u00ed, jako by to byli rodn\u00ed brat\u0159i, sn\u00e1\u0161el mu hned doutn\u00edk, poslal pro pivo, pro tali\u00e1ny, zavolal \u017eenu, p\u0159edstavil j\u00ed ho se v\u0161ema podrobnostma toho up\u0161ouknut\u00ed. Ta si vodplivla a \u0161la pry\u010d. Potom zavolal na dceru a pov\u00edd\u00e1 j\u00ed: ,Tenhle p\u00e1n p\u0159i\u0161el po\u017e\u00e1dat o tvoji ruku za takovejch a takovejch okolnost\u00ed.\u2019<\/p>\n

Dcera se dala hned do pl\u00e1\u010de a prohl\u00e1sila, \u017ee ho nezn\u00e1, \u017ee ho nechce ani vid\u011bt, tak nezbejvalo nic jin\u00fdho, ne\u017e aby vob\u00e1 vypili pivo a sn\u011bdli tali\u00e1ny a roze\u0161li se. Potom pan Jenom m\u011bl je\u0161t\u011b vostudu v tej hospod\u011b, kam chodil pan B\u00edlek,\u00a0a nakonec se v\u0161ude po celej \u010dtvrti mu jinak ne\u0159\u00edkalo ne\u017e ,Posr\u00e1nek Jenom\u2019 a v\u0161ude si vypravovali, jak cht\u011bl zachr\u00e1nit situaci.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Petr Pokorn\u00fd<\/a><\/p>\n

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