{"id":62770,"date":"2024-09-24T02:26:49","date_gmt":"2024-09-24T00:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=62770"},"modified":"2024-09-24T05:57:05","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T03:57:05","slug":"marek-adam-kraj-na-jihu-aneb-tady-je-proste-kubovo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2024\/09\/24\/marek-adam-kraj-na-jihu-aneb-tady-je-proste-kubovo\/","title":{"rendered":"Marek Adam: Kraj na jihu aneb Tady je prost\u011b Kubovo!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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(mal\u00e1 povolebn\u00ed glosa)<\/em><\/p>\n

Jist\u011b v\u011bt\u0161ina z n\u00e1s zn\u00e1 seri\u00e1l Jaroslava Dietla\u00a0Okres na severu<\/em>. Stejn\u011b tak mnoz\u00ed zn\u00e1me\u00a0Krkono\u0161sk\u00e9 poh\u00e1dky<\/em>. A ur\u010dit\u011b t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u0161ichni m\u00e1me pov\u011bdom\u00ed o dnes u\u017e kultovn\u00edm filmu\u00a0Superman<\/em>. Co tyto t\u0159i, jinak odli\u0161n\u00e9, filmov\u00e9 \u010di seri\u00e1lov\u00e9 televizn\u00ed kousky spojuje? No p\u0159eci jiho\u010desk\u00fd hejtman Martin Kuba!!!<\/p>\n

Je\u0161t\u011b bych mohl doplnit poh\u00e1dku\u00a0Py\u0161n\u00e1 princezna<\/em>\u00a0se Zem\u00ed blahobytnou kr\u00e1le Miroslava, kter\u00e1 se nat\u00e1\u010dela na z\u00e1mku Hlubok\u00e1. A v posledn\u00ed \u0159ad\u011b Tro\u0161kovy jiho\u010desk\u00e9\u00a0Babov\u0159esky<\/em>, by\u0165 slovy n\u011bkter\u00fdch filmov\u00fdch kritik\u016f jde o d\u00edlo fek\u00e1ln\u00ed. Ale to n\u00e1m v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b na\u0161eho velk\u00e9ho jiho\u010desk\u00e9ho „v\u016fdce“ v\u016fbec nevad\u00ed… Martin Kuba p\u0159ece nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dnej Fialovej hnus!<\/p>\n

Poj\u010fme si to trochu specifikovat. Zd\u00e1 se mi toti\u017e, soudruzi, \u017ee hejtman Kuba pro n\u00e1s p\u0159edstavuje (mod\u0159\u00ed soudruzi z ODS prominou), takovou lehce zvr\u00e1cenou analogii legend\u00e1rn\u00edho soudruha Pl\u00e1ten\u00edka z Dietlova seri\u00e1lu\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Od n\u011bj se, soudruzi, u\u010dme, jen od n\u011bj!!!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u017edy\u0165 neb\u00fdt Martina Kuby, nest\u00e1lo by tu v Jiho\u010desku v\u016fbec nic! Skoro m\u00e1m chu\u0165 prohl\u00e1sit, \u017ee kdybychom, soudruzi, nem\u011bli Martina Kubu, tak bychom si ho snad museli sami vymyslet!\u00a0Pane\u010dku, to je ale Budovatel!<\/strong>\u00a0A jak se star\u00e1 o „blaho sv\u00e9ho lidu“…<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e se n\u011bkde otev\u0159ou dal\u0161\u00ed 3 kilometry d\u00e1lnice – kdo je tam? Martin Kuba! Kdy\u017e n\u011bkde p\u0159istav\u00ed nov\u00fd vlak – kdo u toho nechyb\u00ed? Martin Kuba! Kdy\u017e se otev\u0159e nov\u00fd stadi\u00f3n, kdo je p\u0159\u00edtomen? Hle – Martin Kuba! Kdy\u017e se p\u0159est\u0159ih\u00e1v\u00e1 p\u00e1ska, kdo ji st\u0159\u00edh\u00e1? P\u0159ekvapiv\u011b – Martin Kuba! Kdy\u017e se vyleje voda z b\u0159ehu \u0159eky – kdo zachra\u0148uje? Superman Martin Kuba! Kdy\u017e jdou prv\u0148\u00e1\u010dci do \u0161koly – kdo je v\u00edt\u00e1? Kuba! Kuba! Kuba!,……… prost\u011b on, na\u0161ich srdc\u00ed \u0161ampi\u00f3n! Mo\u017en\u00e1 bych mohl p\u0159\u00edmo rovnou napsat: „SuperKuba“!<\/p>\n

Je prost\u011b v\u0161ude, kde je ho t\u0159eba! Jeho rev\u00edrem je Hlubok\u00e1 a jeho tempo v budov\u00e1n\u00ed blahobytu pro v\u0161echny Jiho\u010dechy je vra\u017eedn\u00e9! Voli\u010di, p\u0159ej si, co chce\u0161, a Martin Kuba ti to spln\u00ed! Alespo\u0148 p\u0159ed volbami! Co naplat, \u017ee si zase, ob\u010dane, p\u0159iplat\u00ed\u0161 za d\u00e1lni\u010dn\u00ed zn\u00e1mku, co naplat, \u017ee ti op\u011bt zdra\u017e\u00ed energie a dal\u0161\u00ed v\u011bci…<\/p>\n

Nakonec p\u0159ilet\u00ed Martin Kuba na modr\u00e9m pt\u00e1kovi ODS a spln\u00ed ti t\u0159i p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed jako kouzeln\u00fd sk\u0159\u00edtek. Co na tom, \u017ee je z t\u00e9 proradn\u00e9 ODS? Hlavn\u011b, \u017ee ho m\u00e1me a \u017ee to\u00a0„kur\u0148a“\u00a0d\u011bl\u00e1 super-turbo-dob\u0159e.<\/p>\n

Tak se u\u017e jednou prov\u017edy vyka\u0161leme na tu pitomou pluralitn\u00ed demokracii a zvolme si na jihu \u010cech sv\u00e9ho absolutn\u00edho Kubovlada\u0159e! V\u017edy\u0165 je to hotov\u00fd osv\u00edcenec!<\/p>\n

Kdyby kn\u011b\u017ena Libu\u0161e nekoukala sm\u011brem k Praze, a rad\u011bji up\u0159ela sv\u016fj zrak do „Kraje na jihu“, jist\u011b by pravila:\u00a0„Vid\u00edm m\u011bsto velik\u00e9, \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 a vesel\u00e9, jemu\u017e vl\u00e1dne Super-turbo-Martin Kuba – s p\u00e9\u010d\u00ed Josefa Pl\u00e1ten\u00edka, s rev\u00edrem jako z Krakono\u0161ovy zahr\u00e1dky, s kontakty, jak\u00e9 m\u00e1 jen starosta v Babov\u0159esk\u00e1ch, a s pohotovost\u00ed Supermana, jen\u017e prom\u011bn\u00ed ji\u017en\u00ed \u010cechy v Zemi zasl\u00edbenou!“\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

A to u\u017e v roce 2029, kdy Martin Kuba pl\u00e1nuje dovr\u0161it svou prvn\u00ed p\u011btiletku!<\/p>\n

To pak bude, soudruzi, takov\u00fd medi\u00e1ln\u00ed humb\u016fk, \u017ee na Hlubok\u00e9 z toho spadnou hodiny na v\u011b\u017ei!<\/p>\n

Tak takhle si tu, v Kraji na jihu, \u017eijeme! Tady je prost\u011b Kubovo!<\/p>\n

„Nech\u0165 \u017eije vl\u00e1da jedn\u00e9 strany, t\u0159ebas i modr\u00e9 \u010di Fialov\u00e9, a osv\u00edcen\u00fd absolutismus P\u00e1n\u011b Kubova!\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

S Martinem Kubou na v\u011b\u010dn\u00e9 \u010dasy a nikdy jinak!!!“<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

A nemyslete si, soudruzi, \u017ee jsem to „v\u00e1\u017en\u011b“ nemyslel v\u00e1\u017en\u011b!\u00a0 \u00a0\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Autor: Marek ADAM\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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(mal\u00e1 povolebn\u00ed glosa) Jist\u011b v\u011bt\u0161ina z n\u00e1s zn\u00e1 seri\u00e1l Jaroslava Dietla\u00a0Okres na severu. Stejn\u011b tak…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":62772,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[6173,135,192,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62770"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62786,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62770\/revisions\/62786"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/62772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}