{"id":61999,"date":"2024-09-12T06:00:01","date_gmt":"2024-09-12T04:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=61999"},"modified":"2024-09-12T06:00:01","modified_gmt":"2024-09-12T04:00:01","slug":"petr-pokorny-mama-na-materske-s-panskym-penisem-manipulator-cemper-si-zase-nabehl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2024\/09\/12\/petr-pokorny-mama-na-materske-s-panskym-penisem-manipulator-cemper-si-zase-nabehl\/","title":{"rendered":"Petr Pokorn\u00fd: M\u00e1ma na mate\u0159sk\u00e9 s p\u00e1nsk\u00fdm penisem „Manipul\u00e1tor Cemper“ si zase nab\u011bhl"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Nen\u00ed zn\u00e1mo, zda byl Cemper Manipul\u00e1tor koj\u00edc\u00ed matka s penisem, ale na mate\u0159sk\u00e9 byl. P\u0159e\u010dt\u011bte si p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh tat\u00ednka Honzy, jeho partnera Pepy a syna P\u00e9ti. Na „maminka.cz“ neboli Cemper Manipul\u00e1tor… Ale k v\u011bci:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Tak se n\u00e1m m\u00e1ma s penisem Cemper rozpov\u00eddalo, \u017ee je klimatick\u00e9 vedro. Co \u010dert necht\u011bl, v den vyd\u00e1n\u00ed jeho truchliv\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu byla takov\u00e1 zima, \u017ee\u00a0tepl\u00e1rny ozn\u00e1mily topnou sezonu dokonce o m\u011bs\u00edc d\u0159\u00edv.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Titulkov\u00ed \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i aby sp\u00e1chali sebevra\u017edu. Evropsk\u00e1 hodnota m\u00e1ma s p\u00e1nsk\u00fdm penisem (pr\u00fd, to je tak\u00e9 neof<\/em><\/strong>act-checkingovan\u00e9, tud\u00ed\u017e ani zde jistota nen\u00ed<\/em><\/strong>)\u00a0 Cemper manipul\u00e1tor hl\u00e1s\u00ed sebevra\u017eedn\u00e9 l\u00e9to a tepl\u00e1rny za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed bleskov\u011b p\u0159ipravovat sezonu.(Viz screen z iDNES v titulku)
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Kdyby den po\u010dkal, nemusel by b\u00fdt op\u011bt za blbce.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"Sn\u00edmek<\/p>\n

Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u017ee norm\u00e1ln\u00ed lid\u00e9 v\u00ed, \u017ee nad Evropou se ud\u011blal poklop a zat\u00edmco zde bylo v\u00edc dn\u00ed vedra, na Saha\u0159e byly z\u00e1plavy a plavala tam auta. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b kdyby toho blba ob\u010das necitovala i \u010cesk\u00e1 televize, nikdo by si t\u011bch jeho hovadin nev\u0161\u00edmal, ale on je pr\u00fd expert – fact-checkingov\u00fd…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Probruselsk\u00fd…<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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Tuzemsk\u00e9 tepl\u00e1rny jsou po v\u00fdrazn\u00e9m poklesu teplot v tomto t\u00fddnu p\u0159ipraveny na zah\u00e1jen\u00ed topn\u00e9 sezony. Prvn\u00ed tak u\u010din\u00ed v Karlovarsk\u00e9m kraji a ve v\u00fd\u0161e polo\u017een\u00fdch oblastech, n\u011bkter\u00e9 u\u017e ve \u010dtvrtek. Informovalo o tom Tepl\u00e1rensk\u00e9 sdru\u017een\u00ed \u010cR.Za\u010d\u00e1tek sezony se letos proti lo\u0148sk\u00e9mu roku v\u00fdrazn\u011b urychlil,\u00a0v roce 2023 se za\u010dalo v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b topit kolem poloviny \u0159\u00edjna.<\/strong>\u00a0Do lo\u0148ska se ale obvykle za\u010d\u00ednalo topit kolem p\u016flky z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed. \u201eAby v z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed spadla b\u011bhem n\u011bkolika dn\u016f pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00e1 denn\u00ed teplota o 15 stup\u0148\u016f je naprosto v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00e9. Jde vlastn\u011b o teplotn\u00ed skok z tropick\u00e9ho l\u00e9ta do poloviny \u0159\u00edjna,\u201c uvedl \u0159editel Tepl\u00e1rensk\u00e9ho sdru\u017een\u00ed Ji\u0159\u00ed Vecka.<\/p>\n

U\u017e ch\u00e1pete, pro\u010d hrdina minul\u00e9ho roku S\u00edkela prch\u00e1 z \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

P.S. <\/strong><\/span>To nesmysly, \u017ee t\u00e1ta + t\u00e1ta = m\u00e1ma tvrd\u00ed ono divn\u00e9, nikoliv my. My to odm\u00edt\u00e1me a pokud oni tak\u00e9, tak pro\u010d se tak d\u011bje?<\/em><\/p>\n

Petr Pokorn\u00fd<\/a><\/p>\n

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Nen\u00ed zn\u00e1mo, zda byl Cemper Manipul\u00e1tor koj\u00edc\u00ed matka s penisem, ale na mate\u0159sk\u00e9 byl. P\u0159e\u010dt\u011bte…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":62000,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[28,2799,1503,1667],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61999"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61999"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62001,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61999\/revisions\/62001"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/62000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}