{"id":61561,"date":"2024-09-06T00:36:35","date_gmt":"2024-09-05T22:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=61561"},"modified":"2024-09-05T15:30:14","modified_gmt":"2024-09-05T13:30:14","slug":"vladimir-stwora-tak-jsme-asi-ztratili-vidlaka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2024\/09\/06\/vladimir-stwora-tak-jsme-asi-ztratili-vidlaka\/","title":{"rendered":"Vladim\u00edr Stwora: Tak jsme asi ztratili Vidl\u00e1ka"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dostal nab\u00eddku, kter\u00e1 se neodm\u00edt\u00e1<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Na prstech jedn\u00e9 ruky by se dali spo\u010d\u00edtat lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed stoj\u00ed v opozici sou\u010dasn\u00e9 garnitu\u0159e. V podstat\u011b je to p\u00e1r lid\u00ed kte\u0159\u00ed se sch\u00e1zej\u00ed na vlasteneck\u00e9m setk\u00e1n\u00ed v Pr\u00ed\u010dovech, p\u00e1r bloger\u016f (Bornov\u00e1, Vidl\u00e1k, Vlk), z nich\u017e n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e1 jsou nastr\u010den\u00ed (VK?), jedna vyhozen\u00e1 u\u010ditelka, jeden t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 vyhozen\u00fd d\u011bkan, jedna komunistka, jeden b\u00fdval\u00fd poradce b\u00fdval\u00e9ho prezidenta, dva nebo t\u0159i l\u00e9ka\u0159i vyhozen\u00ed z l\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00e9 komory, proto\u017ee odm\u00edtli covidov\u00fd teror (jeden sv\u00e9ho \u010dasu cht\u011bl prohl\u00e1sit tehdy \u00fa\u0159aduj\u00edc\u00edho prezidenta za nesv\u00e9pr\u00e1vn\u00e9ho, proto\u017ee odm\u00edtal podepsat Lisabonskou smlouvu), jeden vojensk\u00fd analytik kter\u00fd dob\u0159e informuje o Ukrajin\u011b, ale je hluch\u00fd a slep\u00fd k genocid\u011b v Palestin\u011b, dva pr\u00e1vn\u00edci, z n\u00ed\u017e jeden udal policii demonstranta na vlastn\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1dan\u00e9 demonstraci za na\u0161it\u00e9 p\u00edsmeno Z na oble\u010den\u00ed, a to je tak asi v\u0161echno. No dob\u0159e, tak dvou ruk, a\u0165 ne\u017eeru.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Te\u010f to vypad\u00e1, \u017ee ztrat\u00edme Vidl\u00e1ka.<\/p>\n

P\u0159ekvapil m\u011b Vidl\u00e1kuv koment\u00e1\u0159 z 2 z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed\u00a0Tento \u010dl\u00e1nek nevyjad\u0159uje ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1zor Evropsk\u00e9ho parlamentu<\/a>. Sd\u011bluje, \u017ee ho oslovil \u201estar\u00fd kamar\u00e1d\u201c Ondra Dostal (pokud v politice existuj\u00ed kamar\u00e1di, myslel jsem, \u017ee tam jsou jen partne\u0159i), aby mu d\u011blal poskoka, podr\u017eta\u0161ku, pardon\u00a0asistenta<\/i>\u00a0v Bruselu. Nevad\u00ed, \u017ee Vidl\u00e1k m\u00e1 hospod\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed, o kter\u00e9 by se m\u011bl jako spr\u00e1vn\u00fd hospod\u00e1\u0159 starat, nevad\u00ed, \u017ee neum\u00ed anglicky, zato um\u00ed n\u011bmecky. A moravsky. A v\u00ed, jak se nakl\u00e1daj\u00ed okurky.<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee Vidl\u00e1k od z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed pracuje na polovi\u010dn\u00ed \u00favazek p\u0159\u00edmo v ba\u0161t\u011b nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed totality a zt\u011blesn\u011bn\u00ed zla Evropan\u016f, kde bude \u2013 co vlastn\u011b? Le\u0161tit kliky? Dostal tabulkov\u00fd plat, kter\u00fd je zcela jist\u011b o hodn\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e zisk moravsk\u00e9ho zem\u011bd\u011blce (maj\u00ed sv\u00e9 vlastn\u00ed platov\u00e9 tabulky), po\u0159\u00eddil si oblek, mo\u017en\u00e1 n\u011bkolik, a po nedlouh\u00e9 dob\u011b bude m\u00edt n\u00e1rok na poh\u00e1dkov\u00fd d\u016fchod, takzvan\u00fd v\u00fdpaln\u00e9. Mafie odm\u011b\u0148uje sv\u00e9 poskoky, v\u0161ak to neplat\u00ed ze sv\u00fdch pen\u011bz.<\/p>\n

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U\u017e prvn\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nek z 4. z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed\u00a0P\u00e1ni sv\u011bta\u2026<\/a>\u00a0nazna\u010duje, o \u010dem a jak bude\u0161 p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let. Zat\u00edm se jen div\u00ed\u0161. V\u0161echno v Bruselu funguje jak m\u00e1. Limuz\u00edny jsou velk\u00e9, drah\u00e9, nale\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9, v\u0161ude z\u00e1\u0159iv\u00e1 sv\u011btla, pohodln\u00e9 kancel\u00e1\u0159e, person\u00e1l je mil\u00fd a vst\u0159\u00edcn\u00fd (pokud m\u00e1\u0161 kouzelnou karti\u010dku), kafe levn\u00e9 a sv\u011bt je tam bezpe\u010dn\u00fd a je\u0161t\u011b v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Byl by bl\u00e1zen ten, kdo by to pustil. Aj, Vidl\u00e1ku, \u0161patn\u011b se ti bude vracet. Na lep\u0161\u00ed se zvyk\u00e1 snadno a cesta zp\u011bt do norm\u00e1ln\u00edho \u017eivota zar\u016fst\u00e1 rychle.<\/p>\n

Argumenty, kter\u00e9 uv\u00e1d\u00ed tv\u016fj nov\u00fd \u0161\u00e9f na obhajobu tv\u00e9ho rozhodnut\u00ed, jsou fale\u0161n\u00e9 jako Fial\u016fv usm\u011bv:\u00a0V Evropsk\u00e9m parlamentu nejsme za sebe, ale za ob\u010dany. Je na\u0161\u00ed povinnost\u00ed d\u00e1vat jim p\u0159esn\u00e9 informace o na\u0161\u00ed pr\u00e1ci…<\/i>\u00a0Chachacha. Tak to ur\u010dit\u011b. A te\u010f tu o \u010cerven\u00e9 Karkulce. I ty argumenty, kter\u00e9 jste nevyslovili, ale ur\u010dit\u011b by na n\u011b do\u0161lo u piva v hospod\u011b:\u00a0Chceme reformovat Evropskou unii zevnit\u0159. Chceme nahlodat jejich jednotu.<\/i>\u00a0Nesmysl. Evropsk\u00e1 unie je nereformovateln\u00e1. Je to rakovina. Parazit. Mafie. Mus\u00ed se rozb\u00edt. A to vy neud\u011bl\u00e1te, i kdyby v\u00e1s byla v\u011bt\u0161ina. Co\u017e nen\u00ed. Kap\u0159i si rybn\u00edk nikdy sami nevypust\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Tak, jako indi\u00e1ni kdysi vym\u011bnili svoji zemi za kor\u00e1lky a ohnivou vodu, tak ty bude\u0161 vym\u011b\u0148ovat svou rovnou p\u00e1te\u0159 a pevn\u00fd n\u00e1zor za pohodln\u00e9 kancel\u00e1\u0159e a levn\u00e9 kafe.<\/p>\n

A\u017e bolestn\u011b to p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 Horn\u00ed\u010dko-Werichovskou repliku: \u0160ev\u010de, pus\u0165 se kopyta a dr\u017e se koryta!<\/p>\n

Nebude\u0161 prvn\u00ed. Kdysi jsem znal jednoho blogera. Psal v\u00fdborn\u011b trefn\u00e9 koment\u00e1\u0159e k politick\u00e9mu d\u011bn\u00ed u n\u00e1s. Pak mu nab\u00eddli vstup do politiky. Jenom do t\u00e9 na\u0161\u00ed, \u010desk\u00e9, ne bruselsk\u00e9. Vstoupil s t\u00edm, \u017ee ji bude reformovat. \u017de prosad\u00ed p\u0159\u00edmou demokracii, odvolatelnost politik\u016f. Jak to dopadlo?<\/p>\n

Stal se sen\u00e1torem, zalo\u017eil vlastn\u00ed politickou stranu, pak druhou, do dne\u0161ka je jej\u00edm p\u0159edsedou, strana je margin\u00e1ln\u00ed s minim\u00e1ln\u011b dosahem. Sv\u00e9ho \u010dasu to dot\u00e1hl a\u017e na m\u00edstop\u0159edsedu poslaneck\u00e9 sn\u011bmovny. Po\u0159\u00e1d sice \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 to, co kdysi ps\u00e1val, ale u\u017e je to takov\u00e9 u\u010desan\u00e9, znormalizovan\u00e9, m\u00edrn\u00e9 \u2013 p\u0159esn\u011b podle Ha\u0161kovy\u00a0Strany m\u00edrn\u00e9ho pokroku v mez\u00edch z\u00e1kona<\/i>.<\/p>\n

Osobn\u011b se m\u00e1 dob\u0159e, postavil si d\u016fm a dokonce inspiroval sv\u00e9ho vlastn\u00edho bratra, p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u011b nezaj\u00edmavou a nesympatickou osobu, aby tak\u00e9 vstoupil do politiky a stal se sen\u00e1torem.<\/p>\n

Mafie v\u00ed, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd se d\u00e1 koupit. Je to jen ot\u00e1zka ceny. U tebe ta cena nebyla vysok\u00e1. Tabulkov\u00fd plat v eurech a levn\u00e9 kafe v m\u00edstn\u00ed hospod\u011b.<\/p>\n

Je\u0161t\u011b nad tebou h\u016fl nel\u00e1mu. Mo\u017en\u00e1 se m\u00fdl\u00edm. Ale u\u017e skute\u010dnost, \u017ee jsi takovou nab\u00eddku p\u0159ijal, nazna\u010duje, jak\u00fd bude tv\u016fj dal\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdvoj. K\u00e9\u017e bych se m\u00fdlil.<\/p>\n

Vladim\u00edr Stwora<\/a><\/p>\n

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