{"id":57054,"date":"2024-07-04T00:30:44","date_gmt":"2024-07-03T22:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=57054"},"modified":"2024-07-04T06:16:25","modified_gmt":"2024-07-04T04:16:25","slug":"lubomir-man-vladne-nam-dnes-elita-nebo-spodina-pani-mullerova","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2024\/07\/04\/lubomir-man-vladne-nam-dnes-elita-nebo-spodina-pani-mullerova\/","title":{"rendered":"Lubom\u00edr Man: Vl\u00e1dne n\u00e1m dnes elita nebo spodina, pan\u00ed M\u00fcllerov\u00e1?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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J\u00e1 bych byla v\u0161emi \u010dty\u0159mi pro tu spodinu, milostpane. Co vy?<\/p>\n

J\u00e1 taky. Ale v\u00edte, co m\u011b na t\u00e9 spodin\u011b \u0161okuje je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc ne\u017e to, \u017ee n\u00e1m vl\u00e1dne?<\/p>\n

Co, pane \u0160vejk? Mluvte!<\/p>\n

To, \u017ee ona to, \u017ee je spodina, v\u016fbec neskr\u00fdv\u00e1. Naopak, d\u00e1v\u00e1 to na odiv. Jakoby na to, \u017ee je duchovn\u00edm\u00a0 odpadem n\u00e1roda, byla hrd\u00e1: \u201eHle\u010fte, jsme tupci, jac\u00ed tady je\u0161t\u011b nebyli, ale vl\u00e1dneme. Uka\u017ete mi n\u011bkoho, krom\u011b n\u00e1s, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, komu se tohle zada\u0159\u00ed?\u201c<\/p>\n

Gratuluji! To je p\u0159\u00edmo um\u011blecky p\u0159esn\u00e9 vyj\u00e1d\u0159en\u00ed dne\u0161n\u00ed situace, pane \u0160vejk. Zb\u00fdv\u00e1 jen uv\u00e9st pro to p\u0159\u00edklad z nejposledn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed doby, \u017ee? Vid\u00edm na v\u00e1s, \u017ee se na to u\u017e t\u0159esete. Tak ven s t\u00edm.<\/p>\n

Ano. Jde o internetov\u00e9 fotky na\u0161ich vl\u00e1dnouc\u00edch politik\u016f v otextovan\u00fdch tri\u010dk\u00e1ch, \u02c7kter\u00e9 mi p\u0159ed chvilkou p\u0159i\u0161ly od kamar\u00e1da. A celou tu sb\u00edrku uv\u00e1d\u00ed tento text: \u201eU\u017e jste vid\u011bli n\u011bjak\u00e9 takov\u00e9 tri\u010dko na norm\u00e1ln\u00edm \u010dlov\u011bkovi?\u201c<\/p>\n

To vypad\u00e1 nad\u011bjn\u011b, pane \u0160vejk. Kte\u0159\u00ed otri\u010dkovan\u00ed politici v t\u00e9 sb\u00edrce figuruj\u00ed?<\/p>\n

Uv\u00e1d\u00ed ji jadern\u00e1 in\u017een\u00fdrka Dana Dr\u00e1bov\u00e1 v \u010dern\u00e9m tri\u010dku opat\u0159en\u00e9m textem: Fuck you Putin. Co\u017e p\u0159elo\u017eeno znamen\u00e1: m-d\u00e1m t\u011b Putine.<\/p>\n

No jo, tak takovouhle moudrost by na hru\u010f norm\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk skute\u010dn\u011b asi nenat\u00e1hl, \u017ee? Kdo je tam dal\u0161\u00ed?<\/p>\n

Premi\u00e9r Fiala s ministryn\u00ed obrany \u010cernochovou. Ti si z\u0159ejm\u011b na jejich zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed nechali na tri\u010dka neur\u010dit\u00e9 barvy vytisknout \u010desk\u00e9ho lva ochra\u0148uj\u00edc\u00edho pyramidu d\u011blov\u00fdch n\u00e1boj\u016f p\u0159ipraven\u00fdch nejpravd\u011bpodobn\u011bji pro export na Ukrajinu. No a \u010desk\u00fd lev tu p\u0159epravu zaji\u0161\u0165uje. Co vzne\u0161en\u011bj\u0161\u00edho m\u016f\u017ee t\u00e9\u017e v sou\u010dasn\u00e9m na\u0161em re\u017eimu d\u011blat, \u017ee ano?<\/p>\n

Dal\u0161\u00ed?<\/p>\n

Rozesm\u00e1t\u00e1 ministryn\u011b obrany \u010cernochov\u00e1 se stejn\u011b nalad\u011bnou p\u0159edsedkyn\u00ed PS Pekarovou. Ob\u011b v b\u00edl\u00fdch tri\u010dk\u00e1ch s potiskem americk\u00e9 stiha\u010dky F-35 a ob\u011b bez sebe nad\u0161en\u00edm z toho, \u017ee\u00a0 i jejich z\u00e1sluhou se tato stiha\u010dka stane daleko nejdra\u017e\u0161\u00ed zbran\u00ed, kterou jsme si ku prosp\u011bchu vojenskopr\u016fmyslov\u00e9ho koplexu USA a k ni\u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9mu prosp\u011bchu na\u0161emu, kdy po\u0159\u00eddili..<\/p>\n

A d\u00e1l?<\/p>\n

Pekarov\u00e1 v b\u00edl\u00e9m tri\u010dku s potiskem kladiva a ban\u00e1nu a textem: \u201eU\u017e nikdy fronty na ban\u00e1ny\u201c. Nic inteligentn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho ne\u017e tohle, si, pan\u00ed dom\u00e1c\u00ed, nedovedu p\u0159edstavit.<\/p>\n

A d\u00e1l?<\/p>\n

Ministr pro evropsk\u00e9 z\u00e1le\u017eitosti Martin Dvo\u0159\u00e1k v \u0161ed\u00e9m tri\u010dku ozdoben\u00e9m potiskem \u010desk\u00e9ho lva l\u00e1skypln\u011b obj\u00edmaj\u00edc\u00edho znak eura. A pod znakem text: Euro v \u010cesku.eu.<\/p>\n

To je r\u00fdm, milostpane. V\u00edm jste si toho?<\/p>\n

Jist\u011b. Stejn\u011b jako je zr\u00fdmovan\u00fd i titulek \u010dl\u00e1nku, z n\u011bho\u017e jsem v\u00e1m citoval: \u201eMno\u017estv\u00ed idiot\u016f leze nade v\u0161echny meze\u201c. Ale j\u00e1 u\u017e let\u00edm. Jinak zas zasednu ke stolu U kalicha jako posledn\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Lubom\u00edr Man<\/em><\/p>\n

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