{"id":5399,"date":"2021-10-15T07:45:52","date_gmt":"2021-10-15T05:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=5399"},"modified":"2021-10-15T07:45:52","modified_gmt":"2021-10-15T05:45:52","slug":"medialni-hovinka-special-volby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2021\/10\/15\/medialni-hovinka-special-volby\/","title":{"rendered":"Medi\u00e1ln\u00ed hov\u00ednka Speci\u00e1l: Volby"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Faktick\u00fd v\u00edt\u011bz voleb, hnut\u00ed STAN,\u00a0chce<\/a>\u00a0v nov\u00e9 vl\u00e1d\u011b p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm vnitro a \u0161kolstv\u00ed. Spr\u00e1vn\u00e1 volba, ovl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed policie a toho, co a kdo lije do hlav d\u011btem, je v\u017edycky z\u00e1kladem \u00fasp\u011bchu.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u010c\u00edm m\u00e9n\u011b, t\u00edm v\u00edce<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jejich koali\u010dn\u00ed partner, Pir\u00e1ti, se ov\u0161em roz\u0161oupl je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edce. D\u00edky mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b p\u0159ita\u017eliv\u00e9mu programu, fenomen\u00e1ln\u011b \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9 kampani a neodolateln\u00e9mu charismatu veden\u00ed zbyly po volb\u00e1ch Pir\u00e1t\u016fm 4 mand\u00e1ty. P\u0159esto budou\u00a0\u017e\u00e1dat<\/a>\u00a03 ministerstva. Ano, to je naprosto logick\u00e9 \u2013 p\u0159ece \u010d\u00edm m\u00e9n\u011b m\u00e1te poslanc\u016f, t\u00edm v\u00edce chcete ministerstev.<\/p>\n

Spolu chyceni, spolu pov\u011b\u0161eni<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201eZa historick\u00fd debakl \u010cSSD m\u016f\u017ee Babi\u0161,<\/em>\u201c\u00a0prohla\u0161uj\u00ed<\/a>\u00a0socdem\u00e1ci se slzami v o\u010d\u00edch. Spr\u00e1vn\u011b. Kdo taky jin\u00fd. Mo\u017en\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b Putin. Nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed je v\u017edycky rychle naj\u00edt vin\u00edka. Vn\u011b vlastn\u00edch \u0159ad, pochopiteln\u011b. Proto\u017ee my jsme p\u0159ece v\u0161echno ud\u011blali v\u00fdborn\u011b. S t\u00edmhle z\u00e1bavn\u00fdm fenom\u00e9nem se dnes ostatn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b setk\u00e1me. Marn\u011b se v tom pokou\u0161\u00edm naj\u00edt n\u011bjakou logiku. \u010cty\u0159i roky sv\u00edt\u00edte Babi\u0161ovi na v\u0161echno, co ud\u011blal, a pak vy nic, vy muzikanti? Co jste, proboha, \u010dekali? S ultim\u00e1tn\u011b neschopn\u00fdm \u010cerven\u00e1\u010dkem v \u010dele, s \u0161\u00edlenou Venezuelou a hlavn\u011b pot\u00e9, co v\u00e1s u\u017e p\u0159ed dlouhou dobou p\u0159estali zaj\u00edmat va\u0161i tradi\u010dn\u00ed voli\u010di \u2013 oby\u010dejn\u00ed lid\u00e9. A logice se dost vzp\u00edr\u00e1 i fakt, \u017ee na prdel jste \u201eza \u201eBabi\u0161e\u201c dostali jen vy, kn\u00ed\u017ee pekel samotn\u00fd z\u016fstal na sv\u00e9m. A premi\u00e9rem nebude v podstat\u011b jen proto, \u017ee v\u0161ichni jeho potenci\u00e1ln\u00ed koalov\u00e9 v\u010detn\u011b v\u00e1s prok\u00e1zali opravdu mimo\u0159\u00e1dnou neschopnost oslovit dostatek voli\u010d\u016f. Spolu chyceni, spolu pov\u011b\u0161eni.<\/p>\n

Byla to kampa\u0148!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dal\u0161\u00edmi nevinn\u00fdmi za jejich\u017e volebn\u00ed Stalingrad m\u016f\u017ee n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd a rozhodn\u011b ne jejich slova a skutky, jsou i\u00a0Pir\u00e1ti<\/a>. V jejich p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b Babi\u0161 a dezinforma\u010dn\u00ed kampa\u0148. Jejich voli\u010di si toti\u017e po p\u0159e\u010dten\u00ed \u0159et\u011bzov\u00e9ho emailu s pomluvou od premi\u00e9ra, \u017ee Pir\u00e1ti\u00a0 jsou v podstat\u011b digit\u00e1ln\u00ed bol\u0161evici \u0159\u00edznut\u00fd Zelen\u00fdma asi \u0159ekli: \u201eProboha, to jsme v\u016fbec netu\u0161ili, poj\u010fme volit n\u011bkoho jin\u00fdho. T\u0159eba ty Starosti.<\/em>\u201c \u00c0 propos, p\u0159i pohledu na Barto\u0161e na tiskovce po ohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed v\u00fdsledk\u016f, jsem se hanbou propadal za n\u011bj. M\u00edsto aby jako chlap \u0159ekl, \u017ee to prost\u011b posral, rezignoval a uk\u00e1zal tak, \u017ee m\u00e1 koule jak plemenn\u00fd b\u00fdk, tak \u00fapln\u011b scvrklej bl\u00e1bol\u00ed o dezinformac\u00edch a vnitrostranick\u00e9m f\u00f3ru v lednu. A o tom, \u017ee 4 mand\u00e1ty m\u00edsto 22 je vlastn\u011b ohromn\u00e9 v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed demokracie. Bo\u017ee m\u016fj, a tohle bude te\u010f i p\u0159esto \u0159\u00eddit m\u016fj \u017eivot.<\/p>\n

Lond\u00fdn volil Pir\u00e1ty<\/strong><\/p>\n

M\u016f\u017ee ho ut\u011b\u0161it, \u017ee Pir\u00e1ti\u00a0vyhr\u00e1li<\/a>\u00a0alespo\u0148 u \u010cech\u016f v zahrani\u010d\u00ed. Co\u017e mne, kdy\u017e si vybav\u00edm pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00e9ho \u010cecha \u017eij\u00edc\u00edho v zahrani\u010d\u00ed jak ho prezentuj\u00ed m\u00e9dia, v\u016fbec nep\u0159ekvapilo. V t\u00e9to souvislosti se nelze ne\u017e velice net\u011b\u0161it na institut koresponden\u010dn\u00edho hlasov\u00e1n\u00ed, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m nov\u00e1 vl\u00e1da v r\u00e1mci\u00a0Zm\u011bny<\/em>\u00a0nepochybn\u011b kone\u010dn\u011b nad\u011bl\u00ed. Maj\u00ed ho p\u0159ece v\u0161echny vysp\u011bl\u00e9 z\u00e1padn\u00ed zem\u011b.<\/p>\n

V jednot\u011b je s\u00edla<\/strong><\/p>\n

Asi nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00edm a tak\u00e9 rozhodn\u011b nejveselej\u0161\u00edm momentem t\u011bchto voleb bylo\u00a0zmasakrov\u00e1n\u00ed<\/a>\u00a0jednoho koali\u010dn\u00edho partnera (Pir\u00e1t\u016f) druh\u00fdm koali\u010dn\u00edm partnerem (STAN) pomoc\u00ed krou\u017ekov\u00e1n\u00ed. P\u0159i\u010dem\u017e neboh\u00e1 ob\u011b\u0165 nav\u00edc onen masakr skoro cel\u00fd zaplatila. \u00da\u010delov\u00e1 koalice o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00edm z\u00e1vratn\u00e9ho \u00fasp\u011bchu t\u011bhotn\u00fdch naiv\u016f s dosud margin\u00e1ln\u00ed skupinkou vychcan\u00fdch politick\u00fdch po\u0165ouchl\u00edk\u016f ost\u0159\u00edlen\u00fdch l\u00e9ty boj\u016f o zrno v komun\u00e1ln\u00ed \u017eump\u011b, se Pir\u00e1t\u016fm opravdu vyplatila. STAN ze 6 mand\u00e1t\u016f nakynul na 33, Pir\u00e1t\u016fm zbyly 4 z 22. Budu se sm\u00e1t a\u017e do V\u00e1noc.<\/p>\n

Dycky Most!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fam\u00f3zn\u00edm\u00a0tahem<\/a>\u00a0Pir\u00e1t\u016f pak byla i kandidatura Barto\u0161e proti Babi\u0161ovi v \u00dasteck\u00e9m kraji. Babi\u0161 ho tu p\u0159ejel v preferen\u010dn\u00edch hlasech v pom\u011bru 38 tis\u00edc ku 14 tis\u00edc\u016fm. R\u00e1d bych v\u011bd\u011bl, kter\u00e9ho velk\u00e9ho strat\u00e9ga to napadlo. Postavit m\u011bstsk\u00e9ho into\u0161e podivn\u00e9ho vzhledu a je\u0161t\u011b podivn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch n\u00e1zor\u016f, kter\u00fd hl\u00e1s\u00e1 likvidaci t\u011b\u017eby uhl\u00ed, uheln\u00fdch elektr\u00e1ren a t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9ho pr\u016fmyslu obecn\u011b v kraji, kde nic jin\u00e9ho ne\u017e uhl\u00ed, elektr\u00e1rny a t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd pr\u016fmysl nen\u00ed proti kr\u00e1li populist\u016f a \u0161t\u011bdr\u00e9mu ta\u0165kovi v\u0161ech pracuj\u00edc\u00edch, bylo prost\u011b geni\u00e1ln\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Iz\u00e1k Voln\u00fd<\/strong><\/p>\n

Komikem t\u011bchto voleb p\u0159esto nen\u00ed p\u0159edseda Barto\u0161, ale p\u0159edseda Voln\u00fd. P\u0159esto\u017ee doufal, \u017ee po zisku 21% bude\u00a0sestavovat<\/a>\u00a0vl\u00e1du, tak v\u00fdsledek jeho projektu na pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed pohodov\u00e9 ob\u017eivy v politice ho asi dvakr\u00e1t nepot\u011b\u0161il. V krajn\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b mu nyn\u00ed i hroz\u00ed, \u017ee bude muset\u00a0 za\u010d\u00edt zase pracovat. A to se p\u0159itom vyfotil na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00edch s rekordn\u00edm po\u010dtem dutohlav\u016f. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b se\u00a0rozhodl<\/a>\u00a0p\u0159idr\u017eet zaveden\u00fdch zvyklost\u00ed a i on hbit\u011b nalezl p\u0159\u00ed\u010dinu zisku z\u00e1vratn\u00fdch 1,33%: \u201eP\u0159ipad\u00e1m si jako \u017did v N\u011bmecku za Hitlera.<\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n

Trefa do \u010dern\u00e9ho*<\/strong><\/p>\n

A podobn\u011b\u00a0p\u0159esn\u00fd odhad<\/a>\u00a0i chv\u00e1lyhodn\u00e9 sebev\u011bdom\u00ed prok\u00e1zala i p\u0159edsedkyn\u011b koalice TSS Majerov\u00e1 Zahradn\u00edkov\u00e1. Se zrakem up\u0159en\u00fdm na pr\u016fzkumy se zhruba\u00a0 \u00a02% prohl\u00e1sila, \u017ee \u201ev\u011b\u0159\u00ed\u00a0v dvoucifern\u00fd v\u00fdsledek.<\/em>\u201c\u00a0Drz\u00e9 \u010delo lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e poplu\u017en\u00ed dv\u016fr<\/em>, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 se. A v politice to plat\u00ed dvakr\u00e1t. Ot\u00e1zka zn\u00ed, zda pouh\u00e1 nekritick\u00e1 v\u00edra sama o sob\u011b sta\u010d\u00ed. Zda nen\u00ed t\u0159eba se p\u0159ece jenom i trochu p\u0159i\u010dinit. A za\u010d\u00edt se m\u016f\u017ee t\u00edm, \u017ee si vynd\u00e1te hlavu v modr\u00e9m klobou\u010dku ze zadku. Hned potom vemte t\u0159eba n\u011bjak\u00fd \u201eZem\u00e1k<\/em>,\u201c posa\u010fte do n\u011bj n\u011bkoho od pohledu sympatick\u00e9ho, kdo um\u00ed mluvit, a obj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bjte republiku tak dlouho, dokud ten dvojcifern\u00fd v\u00fdsledek z lid\u00ed nevym\u00e1m\u00edte. Je\u0161t\u011b nikdo nikdy neposb\u00edral dost voli\u010d\u016f na fejsbuku.<\/p>\n

V\u00edt\u011bzn\u00e1 bitva je ta, ve kter\u00e9 si nep\u0159ipust\u00edme por\u00e1\u017eku<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dvojjedinn\u00fd ministr Havl\u00ed\u010dek, jeho\u017e bude rozhodn\u011b velk\u00e1 \u0161koda, se zase nechal\u00a0sly\u0161et<\/a>, \u017ee \u201epremi\u00e9rem by m\u011bl b\u00fdt \u0161\u00e9f v\u00edt\u011bzn\u00e9 strany.<\/em>\u201c Jenom to je pr\u00fd\u00a0spravedliv\u00e9<\/em>. Hm. Nev\u00edm, ale a\u017e doposud jsem m\u011bl dojem, \u017ee v parlamentn\u00ed demokracii je premi\u00e9rem zpravidla ten, kdo dok\u00e1\u017ee pro svou vl\u00e1du z\u00edskat d\u016fv\u011bru v parlamentu. A spravedlnost a politika moc nejdou dohromady tak n\u011bjak z p\u0159irozenosti. Ov\u0161em tak n\u011bjak ch\u00e1pu, \u017ee k tomuto i na n\u011bj pom\u011brn\u011b pozoruhodn\u00e9mu v\u00fdroku ho motivovalo Pyrrhovo v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed hnut\u00ed ANO.<\/p>\n

Praha, tradi\u010dn\u00ed ba\u0161ta \u010cSSD<\/b><\/p>\n

A tady m\u00e1me pro zm\u011bnu hlavn\u00ed p\u0159\u00ed\u010dinu toho, pro\u010d letos po 128 letech a pom\u011brn\u011b nep\u0159ekvapiv\u011b kone\u010dn\u011b vyfi\u010dela z vysok\u00e9 politiky \u010cSSD. Proto\u017ee\u00a0m\u011bla p\u0159edsedu<\/a>, kter\u00fd doufal, \u017ee to tristn\u00ed \u010d\u00edslo vyjad\u0159uj\u00edc\u00ed mimo jin\u00e9 i jeho schopnosti, kter\u00e9 se v sobotu po \u010dtrn\u00e1ct\u00e9 hodin\u011b st\u00e1le jasn\u011bji r\u00fdsovalo na obrazovk\u00e1ch, popo\u017eene nahoru Praha. Kde m\u00e1 \u010cSSD celkem asi tak \u0161est skaln\u00edch voli\u010d\u016f, v\u010detn\u011b Ham\u00e1\u010dka, Mal\u00e1\u010dov\u00e9 a Stropnick\u00e9ho, a ve v\u0161ech minul\u00fdch volb\u00e1ch tam proto poka\u017ed\u00e9 hr\u00e1la zhruba 127 housle. Asi nem\u00e1m slov.<\/p>\n

Dob\u0159\u00ed holubi se vracej\u00ed<\/strong><\/p>\n

Po mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fdch \u00fasp\u011b\u0161\u00edch, kter\u00e9 p\u0159ed \u010dasem skl\u00edzela jako m\u00edstop\u0159edsedkyn\u011b sn\u011bmovny nebo\u00a0hejtmanka<\/a>, se\u00a0vrac\u00ed<\/a>\u00a0do sn\u011bmovny Jaroslava Pokorn\u00e1 Jermanov\u00e1. Pr\u00fd se t\u011b\u0161\u00ed. No, to my taky.\u00a0\u00c0 propos, Babi\u0161 je pr\u00fd \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd mana\u017eer. Ot\u00e1zka tedy pochopiteln\u011b zn\u00ed, zda by opravdu \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd mana\u017eer pan\u00ed Jermanovou m\u00edsto druh\u00e9 nominace do sn\u011bmovny daleko pravd\u011bpodobn\u011bji nekopl do prdele tak, a\u017e by dolet\u011bla do Istanbulu.<\/p>\n

Nab\u00eddka, kterou nelze odm\u00edtnou<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201eNab\u00eddku na ministra bych p\u0159ijal<\/em>,\u201c\u00a0tetel\u00ed<\/a>\u00a0se v rozhovoru blahem \u010dlen ODS Kupka. To je jeden z t\u011bch televizn\u00edch Brouk\u016f Pytl\u00edk\u016f, co v\u0161echno v\u00ed, v\u0161echno znaj\u00ed a v\u0161echno by d\u011blali l\u00e9pe a co vypad\u00e1 jako d\u00e9leslou\u017e\u00edc\u00ed skautsk\u00fd vedouc\u00ed. Moje reakce: \u201eNo, bodej\u0165 bys ji taky nep\u0159ijal, ty nemrcouchu, kdy\u017e jsme v\u0161ichni tak dlouho v p\u0159\u00edm\u00e9m p\u0159enosu sledovali, jak se na n\u00ed cel\u00e9 roky t\u0159ese\u0161.<\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n

Makov\u00e1 panenka for premier<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u0159edsedkyn\u011b TOP09 Pekarov\u00e1 Adamov\u00e1, jej\u00edmi\u017e asi nejv\u00fdrazn\u011bj\u0161\u00edmi pozorovateln\u00fdmi rysy jsou vzhled a inteligence makov\u00e9 panenky,\u00a0z\u00edskala<\/a>\u00a0druh\u00fd nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed po\u010det preferen\u010dn\u00edch hlas\u016f. Nev\u00edm pro\u010d, ale jako prvn\u00ed mi po p\u0159e\u010dten\u00ed t\u00e9to zpr\u00e1vy nasko\u010dil jeden slavn\u00fd cit\u00e1t slavn\u00e9ho politika: \u201eNejp\u00e1dn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm argumentem proti demokracii je p\u011btiminutov\u00fd rozhovor s pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fdm voli\u010dem.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

Gratulka<\/strong><\/p>\n

Z\u00e1v\u011brem pak blahop\u0159ejeme ji\u017e\u00a0b\u00fdval\u00e9mu<\/a>\u00a0p\u0159edsedovi KS\u010cM Filipovi. Jeho strategie p\u0159ilepit vyhas\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed tradi\u010dn\u00ed d\u011blnickou levicovou stranu na brut\u00e1ln\u00edho a\u00a0 bezskrupul\u00f3zn\u00edho velkokapitalistu a nechat si od n\u011bj \u010dty\u0159i roky bezmocn\u011b mo\u010dit na hlavu, byla zjevn\u011b tak\u00e9 vynikaj\u00edc\u00ed n\u00e1pad. Uzn\u00e1n\u00ed si ov\u0161em zaslou\u017e\u00ed zato, \u017ee se na nic trapn\u011b nevymlouval a okam\u017eit\u011b rezignoval.<\/p>\n

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* Pro \u010dten\u00e1\u0159e narozen\u00e9 po roce 1989: Jde o b\u011b\u017en\u00e9 r\u010den\u00ed, kter\u00e9 neobsahuje v\u016fbec \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 rasistick\u00e9 konotace. Synonymem je\u00a0trefa do st\u0159edu ter\u010de.<\/em>\u00a0Kter\u00fd b\u00fdv\u00e1 zpravidla \u010dern\u00e9 barvy.<\/p>\n

LU LINA<\/a><\/p>\n

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Faktick\u00fd v\u00edt\u011bz voleb, hnut\u00ed STAN,\u00a0chce\u00a0v nov\u00e9 vl\u00e1d\u011b p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm vnitro a \u0161kolstv\u00ed. Spr\u00e1vn\u00e1 volba, ovl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed policie…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1156,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5399"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5399\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}