{"id":5317,"date":"2021-10-11T03:38:37","date_gmt":"2021-10-11T01:38:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=5317"},"modified":"2021-10-11T03:38:37","modified_gmt":"2021-10-11T01:38:37","slug":"vitezem-je-brusel-aneb-vesele-volebni-historky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2021\/10\/11\/vitezem-je-brusel-aneb-vesele-volebni-historky\/","title":{"rendered":"V\u00edt\u011bzem je Brusel aneb Vesel\u00e9 volebn\u00ed historky"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Pir\u00e1ty nezlikvidovala \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 dezinforma\u010dn\u00ed kampa\u0148, jak nyn\u00ed vytrubuj\u00ed do sv\u011bta, n\u00fdbr\u017e jejich vlastn\u00ed koali\u010dn\u00ed partner. Tahle pir\u00e1tsk\u00e1 storka vstoup\u00ed do u\u010debnic politologie.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pir\u00e1ti stra\u0161n\u011b tou\u017eili volby vyhr\u00e1t, aby se dredat\u00fd Barto\u0161 mohl posadit do Strakovky. Pro\u010de\u017e si p\u0159ifoukli svaly koalic\u00ed s\u00a0plastel\u00ednov\u00fdm STANem. V\u00fdsledkem je, \u017ee nam\u00edsto 22 poslanc\u016f budou m\u00edt 4, zat\u00edmco jejich p\u0159ifukovac\u00ed partne\u0159i z\u00a0\u0159ad Starost\u016f zn\u00e1sobili sv\u016fj p\u016fvodn\u011b \u0161esti\u010dlenn\u00fd poslaneck\u00fd klub t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 \u0161estkr\u00e1t, tak\u017ee nov\u011b bude \u010d\u00edtat 33 osob. Ze starost\u016f to d\u011bl\u00e1 zdaleka nej\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed cizopasn\u00edky v\u00a0d\u011bjin\u00e1ch \u010desk\u00e9ho parlamentarismu. A\u00a0aby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo, pir\u00e1ti je\u0161t\u011b starost\u016fm kampa\u0148 zafinancovali. Hmmm, tak to je vskutku politick\u00fd deal stolet\u00ed. Na pir\u00e1tsk\u00e9m<\/strong>\u00a0\u0161kuneru bude nepochybn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b hodn\u011b veselo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Je to vlastn\u011b takov\u00e1 nov\u00e1 verze poh\u00e1dky Jak d\u011bde\u010dek m\u011bnil, a\u017e vym\u011bnil. Vzpom\u00edn\u00e1te? Zlatou ko\u0148skou hlavu za kon\u011b, kon\u011b za vola, vola za berana, berana za vep\u0159\u00edka, vep\u0159\u00edka za jehlu a\u00a0tu nakonec ztratil. Pir\u00e1ti tak stra\u0161n\u011b moc cht\u011bli vyhr\u00e1t, a\u017e vym\u011bnili sv\u016fj poslaneck\u00fd klub za nic. Ale jsou nyn\u00ed dozajista \u0161\u0165astn\u00ed jako ten poh\u00e1dkov\u00fd d\u011bde\u010dek s\u00a0babi\u010dkou. Chudoba p\u0159ece cti netrat\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Pir\u00e1ti poslou\u017eili jako p\u00e1ternoster. Pro neznal\u00e9, to je ten v\u00fdtah, co jezd\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1d dokola. Starostov\u00e9 se v\u00a0po\u010dtu v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm ne\u017e mal\u00e9m vyvezli nahoru, zat\u00edmco pir\u00e1ti si vystoup\u00ed v\u00a0p\u0159\u00edzem\u00ed a\u00a0p\u016fjdou si hledat pr\u00e1ci. Je to jeden z\u00a0nejveselej\u0161\u00edch paradox\u016f t\u011bchto voleb. Kdekdo tu varoval p\u0159ed n\u00e1stupem progresivistick\u00e9 levice, rozum\u011bj p\u0159ed pir\u00e1ty, alias komunisty 21.\u00a0stolet\u00ed, le\u010d nikoho nenapadlo, \u017ee je vylikviduje ausgerechnet jejich vlastn\u00ed koali\u010dn\u00ed partner. Vskutku poveden\u00e9!<\/p>\n

Krut\u00fdm likvid\u00e1torem se uk\u00e1zal b\u00fdt rovn\u011b\u017e Babi\u0161. Komunistickou stranu dvaat\u0159icet let po\u00a0sametu z\u00a0parlamentu nevypudili zdej\u0161\u00ed opo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed antikomunist\u00e9, n\u00fdbr\u017e pr\u00e1v\u011b tenhle jejich oligarchick\u00fd par\u0165\u00e1k. Prost\u011b vyluxoval jejich elektor\u00e1t. A\u00a0ud\u011blal to tak d\u016fkladn\u011b, \u017ee se s\u00a0t\u00edm svezli i\u00a0soci\u00e1ln\u00ed demokrat\u00e9. Jo jo, takhle to kon\u010d\u00edv\u00e1, kdy\u017e se levi\u010d\u00e1ci pele\u0161\u00ed s\u00a0velkokapit\u00e1lem. Dob\u0159e jim tak. Socani te\u010f mohou prodat Lidov\u00fd d\u016fm, vyplatit nebo\u017et\u00edka Altnera a\u00a0posledn\u00ed v\u00a0b\u0159evnovsk\u00e9m hostinci U\u00a0Ka\u0161tanu zhasne.<\/p>\n

Ot\u00e1zkou je, zdali Babi\u0161 z\u00e1rove\u0148 nevyluxoval taky s\u00e1m sebe. Slovensk\u00fd oligarcha b\u011b\u017eel v\u00a0t\u011bchhle volb\u00e1ch o\u00a0\u017eivot. Poslanc\u016f sice bude m\u00edt st\u00e1le nejv\u00edc, ale je ot\u00e1zne (tohle slovensk\u00e9 sl\u016fvko miluju), k\u00a0\u010demu to vlastn\u011b bude, a\u017e exekutivu ovl\u00e1dnou jeho nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed nep\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9. Nav\u00edc, ani jeho hradn\u00ed protektor nen\u00ed zrovna v\u00a0t\u00e9 nejlep\u0161\u00ed kondici.<\/p>\n

Naopak fialov\u00fd Fiala nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd likvid\u00e1tor, n\u00fdbr\u017e resk\u00e1tor. Prost\u011b zachr\u00e1nce. V\u00a0koalici Spolu zachr\u00e1nil hnedle dv\u011b skom\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed strany. Tak\u0159ka mrtv\u00e9 progresivistick\u00e9 Topce zdvojn\u00e1sobil sn\u011bmovn\u00ed pos\u00e1dku, \u010dtrn\u00e1ct poslanc\u016f nam\u00edsto dosavadn\u00edch sedmi, no nekupte to. A\u00a0je\u0161t\u011b \u0161t\u011bd\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed byl k\u00a0lidovc\u016fm. Nam\u00edsto deseti kousk\u016f bude nyn\u00ed v\u00a0poslaneck\u00fdch lavic\u00edch h\u0159adovat t\u0159iadvacet (ne)k\u0159es\u0165ansk\u00fdch socialist\u016f. A\u00a0to se vyplat\u00ed! Prost\u011b pravi\u010d\u00e1k\u016fv sen.<\/p>\n

Nad\u0161en\u00ed bylo v\u00a0centr\u00e1le koalice Spolu velik\u00e9. Uvid\u00edme, jak\u00e9 bude vyst\u0159\u00edzliv\u011bn\u00ed. Tak\u00e9 voli\u010di dostanou p\u0159esn\u011b to, co si zaslou\u017e\u00ed. V\u00edce Bruselu, smrt\u00edc\u00ed Green Deal, zdra\u017een\u00ed tak\u0159ka v\u0161eho, homosexu\u00e1ln\u00ed man\u017eelstv\u00ed, hafo roztodivn\u00fdch pohlav\u00ed a\u00a0politick\u00fdch neziskovek, multikulti, orwellovsk\u00e9 chvilky nen\u00e1visti, je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edce politick\u00e9 korektnosti a\u00a0zabetonovanou \u010ceskou televizi na bruselsk\u00fd zp\u016fsob.<\/p>\n

Sl\u00e1va v\u00edt\u011bz\u016fm, \u010dest pora\u017een\u00fdm!<\/p>\n

Petr \u0160t\u011bp\u00e1nek<\/strong><\/p>\n

Zdroj:<\/em>\u00a0FB autora<\/a><\/p>\n

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