{"id":45623,"date":"2024-01-26T00:36:08","date_gmt":"2024-01-25T23:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=45623"},"modified":"2024-01-25T17:57:21","modified_gmt":"2024-01-25T16:57:21","slug":"petr-hannig-satna-okresniho-preboru-porazi-nutellu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2024\/01\/26\/petr-hannig-satna-okresniho-preboru-porazi-nutellu\/","title":{"rendered":"Petr Hannig: \u0160atna okresn\u00edho p\u0159eboru por\u00e1\u017e\u00ed Nutellu"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Kdy\u017e je na\u0161e ekonomick\u00e1 situace tristn\u00ed, tak se mi zd\u00e1, \u017ee \u010dlenov\u00e9 vl\u00e1dy se sna\u017e\u00ed pro ob\u010dany p\u0159ipravovat alespo\u0148 n\u011bjak\u00e1 povyra\u017een\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e mi pos\u00edlali lid\u00e9 do m\u00e9 fb skupiny Petr Hannig \u2013 FANKLUB p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvky, ve kter\u00fdch vystupoval premi\u00e9r Fiala coby z\u00e1kazn\u00edk v hypermarketech v \u010cR a v sousedn\u00edm N\u011bmecku, tak jsem si myslel, \u017ee to je velice zda\u0159il\u00fd podvrh. A proto\u017ee Facebook velice p\u0159\u00edsn\u011b kontroluje, aby se v jeho soci\u00e1ln\u00edch s\u00edt\u00edch neda\u0159ilo fejk\u016fm, tak jsem ty p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvky rad\u011bji do skupiny neschvaloval. Myslel jsem si, \u017ee by bylo \u0161koda, aby kv\u016fli n\u011bjak\u00e9 velice poda\u0159en\u00e9 vtipn\u00e9 kreaci, kterou n\u011bkdo za pomoci um\u011bl\u00e9 inteligence sestavil, a kde premi\u00e9r vypadal velice v\u011brohodn\u011b, admini Facebooku na\u0161i \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b se zv\u011bt\u0161uj\u00edc\u00ed skupinu u\u017e s v\u00edce jak 8600 \u010dleny takzvan\u011b za\u0159\u00edzli.<\/p>\n

Ale ouha. Uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee se jednalo o skute\u010dnost. \u017de premi\u00e9r, kter\u00fd se cht\u011bl takzvan\u011b p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eit lidu, skute\u010dn\u011b nakupoval a je\u0161t\u011b n\u00e1kup komentoval. Snad m\u011bl na mysli to, \u017ee se obchodn\u00ed \u0159et\u011bzce umoud\u0159\u00ed a i n\u00e1m, ob\u010dan\u016fm \u010cR, za\u010dnou \u00fa\u010dtovat rozumn\u00e9 ceny.<\/p>\n

Ale to se \u0161eredn\u011b m\u00fdlil. Obchodn\u00edci, kte\u0159\u00ed pova\u017euj\u00ed n\u00e1\u0161 trh, jako vhodn\u00fd pro odkl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed zbo\u017e\u00ed hor\u0161\u00ed kvality za vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed ceny ne\u017e ve sv\u00fdch zem\u00edch, neznaj\u00ed jak\u00fdkoliv pocit hanby. V\u017edy\u0165 jsme v\u00a0kapitalismu, pane premi\u00e9re, copak to nev\u00edte? Po dobr\u00e9m s\u00a0nimi nic nesvedete. U\u017e se o to pokou\u0161el b\u00fdval\u00fd ministr zem\u011bd\u011blstv\u00ed. St\u00e1lo ho to ministersk\u00e9 k\u0159eslo. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee se jmenoval Nekula, \u010di Nekola. Ale o to te\u010f nejde. Minist\u0159i p\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00ed a odch\u00e1zej\u00ed a \u017e\u00e1dnou stopu ve v\u011bdom\u00ed lid\u00ed nezanech\u00e1vaj\u00ed. Pen\u00edze toti\u017e vl\u00e1dnou nad v\u0161\u00edm. \u017d\u00e1dnou mor\u00e1lku ne\u010dekejme. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, ztr\u00e1ta premi\u00e9rsk\u00e9ho k\u0159esla Petru Fialovi nehroz\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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To byl slavn\u00fd kousek pro pobaven\u00ed n\u00e1roda, pro kter\u00fd se v\u017eil pojem \u00bbPremi\u00e9r Nutella\u00ab.<\/p>\n

Snad, aby byl ob\u010dan \u010cR neust\u00e1le obla\u017eov\u00e1n vtipn\u00fdmi kousky z\u00a0\u0159ad nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00edch \u010dlen\u016f vl\u00e1dy, se svou tro\u0161kou do ml\u00fdna p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed i prvn\u00ed vicepremi\u00e9r V\u00edt Raku\u0161an. P\u016fvodn\u00edm povol\u00e1n\u00edm u\u010ditel, fu\u0161uje do hereck\u00e9ho \u0159emesla. Jako \u010dlen n\u011bjak\u00e9ho man\u0161aftu s\u00a0\u010d\u00edslem\u00a05, z\u0159ejm\u011b p\u016fsob\u00edc\u00edm v\u00a0okresn\u00edm p\u0159eboru, v\u00a0\u0161atn\u011b klubu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 ke spoluhr\u00e1\u010d\u016fm:\u00a0\u00bbP\u00e1nov\u00e9 tohle nebylo dobr\u00fd. Lidi na n\u00e1s koukaj\u00ed a v\u016fbec nerozum\u00ed tomu, co d\u011bl\u00e1me. Zbyte\u010dn\u011b taktizujeme, hrajeme p\u0159i zdi. D\u016fv\u011bru mnoh\u00fdch jsme zklamali, jen abychom z\u016fstali ve h\u0159e. P\u0159istupovali jsme na kompromisy. Je nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed \u010das to zm\u011bnit a vr\u00e1tit se\u00a0k\u00a0tomu, pro\u010d jsme to v\u016fbec za\u010dali d\u011blat.\u00ab<\/em>\u00a0A jin\u00fd hr\u00e1\u010d s\u00a0\u010d\u00edslem dev\u011bt se ho pt\u00e1:\u00a0\u00bbA \u0159ekls mu to?\u00ab.<\/em>\u00a0Raku\u0161an: \u00bbKomu?\u00ab<\/em>\u00a0\u00bbNo Fialovi.\u00ab<\/em>\u00a0Raku\u0161an:\u00a0\u00bb\u0158eknu mu to.\u00ab<\/em>\u00a0A v\u00a0jin\u00e9m oble\u010den\u00ed, u\u017e jako politik \u0159\u00edk\u00e1:\u00a0\u00bbMus\u00edme na\u0161i politiku p\u0159itvrdit a d\u016frazn\u011b d\u011blat jen to, co je spr\u00e1vn\u00fd. A vy mi to p\u0159ij\u010fte \u0159\u00edct na diskuze. P\u0159ijmu jakoukoliv kritiku. A samoz\u0159ejm\u011b bez cenzury.\u00ab<\/em><\/p>\n

Tak to je s\u00edla. Kdy\u017e jsem to pou\u0161t\u011bl n\u011bkomu, kdo nev\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee to skute\u010dn\u011b existuje, tak nev\u011b\u0159il tomu, \u017ee to je skute\u010dnost. Ale ano. Je. A pro\u010d?. Budou volby do parlamentu EU a STAN se chce od SPOLU n\u011bjak\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem jakoby odd\u011blit. I kdy\u017e oni ani nemus\u00ed d\u011blat takov\u00e9 ps\u00ed kousky. Maj\u00ed sv\u00e9 jist\u00e9, na rozd\u00edl od SPOLU, kde se bude ODSka velice divit, \u017ee jedin\u00ed, kdo se do europarlamentu probojuje, nebude ani Vondra, ani Vrecionov\u00e1, ale lidovci, proto\u017ee \u00bbspr\u00e1vn\u00ed katol\u00edc\u00ed\u00ab budou volit kandid\u00e1ty KDU-\u010cSL Zdechovsk\u00e9ho a \u0160ojdrovou, bez ohledu na extempore Mariana Jure\u010dky z 21.\u00a012.\u00a02023.<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee te\u010f \u010dek\u00e1me, kdy n\u00e1s za\u010dne bavit svou tro\u0161kou do ml\u00fdna i TOPka, aby ty humoristick\u00e9 kousky byly kompletn\u00ed, proto\u017ee Pir\u00e1ti n\u00e1s sv\u00fdmi kousky bav\u00ed nep\u0159etr\u017eit\u011b.<\/p>\n

Petr Hannig, p\u0159edseda Rozumn\u00fdch v\u00a0Alianci za nez\u00e1vislost \u010cR<\/strong><\/p>\n

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