{"id":44249,"date":"2024-01-09T00:30:43","date_gmt":"2024-01-08T23:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=44249"},"modified":"2024-01-08T18:58:07","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T17:58:07","slug":"vite-ze-traktorista-jurecka-chlastal-ac-je-v-bezpecnostni-rade-statu-a-vystartovat-mel-prvni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2024\/01\/09\/vite-ze-traktorista-jurecka-chlastal-ac-je-v-bezpecnostni-rade-statu-a-vystartovat-mel-prvni\/","title":{"rendered":"V\u00edte, \u017ee traktorista Jure\u010dka chlastal, a\u010d je v bezpe\u010dnostn\u00ed rad\u011b st\u00e1tu a vystartovat m\u011bl prvn\u00ed?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tak\u017ee \u010cernochov\u00e1 s \u0158ehkou vyhl\u00e1s\u00ed v\u00e1lku, a Jure\u010dka bude sk\u00e1kat po stole, proto\u017ee na v\u00e1lku nebude m\u00edt \u010das?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Ne, to nen\u00ed vtip, to je ho\u0159k\u00e1 ironie, jak funguje k\u0159es\u0165ansk\u00e1 p\u0159etv\u00e1\u0159ka a z\u00e1ludnost. Jure\u010dka m\u00e1 mobil, kter\u00fd ho zalarmuje p\u0159i mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9m nebezpe\u010d\u00ed. Za to m\u00e1 obrovsk\u00e9 pen\u00edze.\u00a0 Vedle na FFUK se st\u0159\u00edl\u00ed a Jure\u010dka na ohro\u017een\u00ed ka\u0161le.\u00a0Za pen\u00edze da\u0148ov\u00fdch poplatn\u00edk\u016f chlast\u00e1.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Traktorista Jure\u010dka m\u00e1 p\u0159ebrat okam\u017eit\u011b zpr\u00e1vu o ohro\u017een\u00ed (za \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd plat), a v\u016fbec ho to nezaj\u00edm\u00e1?\u00a0V\u00edte, \u017ee byl ost\u0159e proti sn\u00ed\u017een\u00ed plat\u016f ministr\u016f, by\u0165 to naordinoval se Stanjurou d\u016fchodc\u016fm?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Plat premi\u00e9ra a p\u0159edsed\u016f Sn\u011bmovny i Sen\u00e1tu se zv\u00fd\u0161il z 243 tis\u00edc korun na 274 tis\u00edc korun plus n\u00e1hrady. Ministr\u00a0 195 300 korun. Prezident m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b 341 tis\u00edc a k tomu 317 tis\u00edc n\u00e1hrady.<\/span><\/p>\n

Prost\u011b \u017eebrota a pro\u010d by se za ty prachy m\u011bl Jure\u010dka sed\u0159\u00edt?<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

A dal\u0161\u00ed drzost: Jure\u010dka je p\u0159ipraven zv\u00e1\u017eit kv\u016fli ve\u010d\u00edrku p\u0159i st\u0159elb\u011b na FF UK rezignaci…<\/p>\n

M\u00edsto aby zmizel na ji\u017en\u00ed Moravu a u\u017e se nevracel, je\u0161t\u011b si klade podm\u00ednky?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee jihomoravsk\u00fd dezol\u00e1tn\u00ed k\u0159es\u0165ansk\u00fd odpad mu d\u00e1 po vzoru poln\u00edho kur\u00e1ta Otto Katze pok\u00e1n\u00ed za trest t\u0159ikr\u00e1t Zdr\u00e1vas a t\u0159ikr\u00e1t Ot\u010den\u00e1\u0161 a nech\u00e1 toto zv\u011brstvo \u010dasem vysublimovat.<\/p>\n

A jeho man\u017eelce\u00a0 a d\u011btem je tento hn\u016fj ukraden\u00fd? Aha, to asi dotace rodin\u011b, a ministersk\u00fd plat p\u0159eplat\u00ed kdejakou \u0161p\u00ednu po vzoru k\u0159es\u0165ansk\u00e9 mor\u00e1lky\u00a0a BEZPE\u010cNOSTN\u00cd RADA ST\u00c1TU jde k \u010dertu! Dotace p\u0159ece zaplat\u00ed lid – ten plebs…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tak\u017ee \u010cernochov\u00e1 s \u0158ehkou vyhl\u00e1s\u00ed v\u00e1lku, a Jure\u010dka bude sk\u00e1kat po stole, proto\u017ee na v\u00e1lku…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":44251,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[2301,4024,1009,99],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44249"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44249"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44252,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44249\/revisions\/44252"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/44251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}