{"id":42348,"date":"2023-12-12T07:23:59","date_gmt":"2023-12-12T06:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=42348"},"modified":"2023-12-12T07:23:59","modified_gmt":"2023-12-12T06:23:59","slug":"lubomir-man-strasne-rad-bych-napsal-clanek-o-pavlu-fischerovi-pani-mullerova","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2023\/12\/12\/lubomir-man-strasne-rad-bych-napsal-clanek-o-pavlu-fischerovi-pani-mullerova\/","title":{"rendered":"Lubom\u00edr Man: Stra\u0161n\u011b r\u00e1d bych napsal \u010dl\u00e1nek o Pavlu Fischerovi, pan\u00ed M\u00fcllerov\u00e1"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u201eTo mysl\u00edte toho sen\u00e1tora a p\u0159edsedu sen\u00e1tn\u00edho v\u00fdboru pro zahrani\u010dn\u00ed v\u011bci, obranu a bezpe\u010dnost, pane \u0160vejk?\u201c.<\/p>\n

\u201eAno. A v\u0161echna \u010dest va\u0161\u00ed pam\u011bti, pan\u00ed dom\u00e1c\u00ed. J\u00e1 bych takto plynule jeho dlouhou funkci odhrkat\u00a0 nedok\u00e1zal. Ale zato bych p\u0159idal jeho dvojn\u00e1sobnou kandidaturu na \u010desk\u00e9ho prezidenta\u201c.<\/p>\n

\u201eJe zkr\u00e1tka vid\u011bt, \u017ee nejde o \u017e\u00e1dnou nicku, \u017ee pane \u0160vejk? Ale \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te, \u017ee byste o n\u011bm cht\u011bl n\u011bco napsat. Tak sedn\u011bte a pi\u0161te! V \u010dem je probl\u00e9m?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201e V \u017ealudku, pan\u00ed M\u00fcllerov\u00e1\u201c.<\/p>\n

\u201eV \u017ealudku, milostpane? Jak to mysl\u00edte?\u201c<\/p>\n

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\u201eTakto: Vy v\u00edte, \u017ee p\u00ed\u0161u \u010dl\u00e1nky jen kdy\u017e m\u011b n\u011bco z televize b\u00e1cne do hlavy tak,\u00a0 \u017ee chv\u00edlemi omdl\u00e9v\u00e1m, chv\u00edlemi \u0159vu vztekem a chv\u00edlemi pl\u00e1\u010di. A teprve, a\u017e se z t\u011bchto, \u0159ekl bych k\u0159e\u010d\u00ed ducha vzpamatuji, dok\u00e1\u017ei vst\u00e1t ze \u017eidle, pohnout se k po\u010d\u00edta\u010di, a celou tu hr\u016fzu, kterou jsem si z TV p\u0159\u00edstroje pr\u00e1v\u011b vyslechl, rozcupov\u00e1v\u00e1m zb\u011bsil\u00fdm tlukotem do klaviatury po\u010d\u00edta\u010de. Je to n\u011bco jako palba do shluku nep\u0159\u00e1tel a posledn\u00ed padl\u00fd z toho nep\u0159\u00e1telsk\u00e9ho shluku je i posledn\u00edm slovem m\u00e9ho \u010dl\u00e1nku\u201c.<\/p>\n

\u201eSkv\u011bl\u00e9. Tak\u017ee palte do t\u011bch nep\u0159\u00e1tel, co to d\u00e1, milostpane. Ale nepov\u00eddal jste n\u011bco i o \u017ealudku?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eAha! Vid\u00edte, na ten bych zapomn\u011bl. Tak\u017ee je\u0161t\u011b jednou: Na to, abych o n\u011bkom cosi napsal, mi nesta\u010d\u00ed pov\u011bsti kamar\u00e1d\u016f o tom, jak Pavel Fischer v\u010dera vyhro\u017eoval Ma\u010farsku a Orb\u00e1novi, \u017ee hroz\u00ed i Slovensku a \u017ee prost\u011b \u0159\u00e1d\u00ed jak z \u0159et\u011bzu utr\u017een\u00fd. K pot\u0159ebn\u00e9mu rozru\u0161en\u00ed mysli, je\u017e by m\u011blo s\u00edlu p\u0159it\u00e1hnout m\u011b k po\u010d\u00edta\u010di, bych toti\u017e pot\u0159eboval Pavla Fischera na vlastn\u00ed o\u010di i u\u0161i t\u00e9\u017e vid\u011bt i sly\u0161et. Jen\u017ee pr\u00e1v\u011b tohle j\u00e1 nedok\u00e1\u017ei. Nedok\u00e1\u017ei ho ani vid\u011bt, ani sly\u0161et a ani nic, v\u0161echno ve mn\u011b se proti n\u011bmu vzpouz\u00ed a vzp\u00edr\u00e1 a \u017ealudek hroz\u00ed kriz\u00ed nejstra\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, a to dokonce i p\u0159i pouh\u00e9m pomy\u0161len\u00ed na n\u011bj. Jak u\u0161tknut hadem se vrh\u00e1m z l\u016f\u017eka k televizoru a vyp\u00edn\u00e1m jej, kdy\u017e se na jeho obrazovce objev\u00ed Fischerova tv\u00e1\u0159 a zazn\u00ed jeho prvn\u00ed slovo. Je to zkr\u00e1tka marn\u00e9, \u010dl\u00e1nek o Pavlu Fischerovi u\u017e nenap\u00ed\u0161u, i kdy\u017e bych moc r\u00e1d. A v\u00edte, co je na tom nejsmutn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, pan\u00ed M\u00fcllerov\u00e1?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eCo milostpane?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eZe ten \u010dl\u00e1nek u\u017e asi nenap\u00ed\u0161e nikdo. A nejsp\u00ed\u0161 ze stejn\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu, z jak\u00e9ho jsem jej nenapsal j\u00e1\u201c.<\/p>\n

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\u201eTo mysl\u00edte toho sen\u00e1tora a p\u0159edsedu sen\u00e1tn\u00edho v\u00fdboru pro zahrani\u010dn\u00ed v\u011bci, obranu a bezpe\u010dnost, pane…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":26346,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[6472,29,122,451],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42348"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42348\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}