{"id":4221,"date":"2021-08-21T05:38:03","date_gmt":"2021-08-21T03:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=4221"},"modified":"2021-08-21T05:38:03","modified_gmt":"2021-08-21T03:38:03","slug":"jak-by-vypadal-cesky-kabul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2021\/08\/21\/jak-by-vypadal-cesky-kabul\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak by vypadal \u201c\u010desk\u00fd\u201d K\u00e1bul?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><strong>Na okraji Prahy se za j\u00e1s\u00e1n\u00ed obyvatel objevily prvn\u00ed jednotky \u010cesk\u00e9 n\u00e1rodn\u00ed osvobozeneck\u00e9 fronty. Po kvapn\u00e9m odchodu jednotek v\u011b\u010dn\u00fdch spojenc\u016f se m\u00edstn\u00ed liber\u00e1ln\u011b demogratick\u00fd re\u017eim a jeho arm\u00e1da sestaven\u00e1 z \u201cuprchl\u00edk\u016f, Rom\u016f, ekoaktivist\u016f, Vietnamc\u016f a LGBT++P odd\u00edl\u016f\u201d b\u011bhem dvou hodin zhroutila a bez boje dala na \u00fat\u011bk.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Z pra\u017esk\u00e9ho leti\u0161t\u011b jsou evakuov\u00e1ni spojene\u010dt\u00ed diplomat\u00e9 a jejich rodiny.<strong>\u00a0K leti\u0161ti se vydaly i tis\u00edce m\u00edstn\u00edch kolaborant\u016f, jen\u017ee \u201cv\u011b\u010dn\u00ed\u201d spojenci kolaboranty nikdy nezachra\u0148uj\u00ed.\u00a0<\/strong>Ti jsou pro n\u011b spot\u0159ebn\u00ed materi\u00e1l.\u00a0<strong>Vlasteneck\u00e9 jednotky postoupily bez boje a\u017e k leti\u0161ti a k vl\u00e1dn\u00edm \u00fa\u0159ad\u016fm a za\u010dalo p\u00e1tr\u00e1n\u00ed po protagonistech tehdej\u0161\u00edho re\u017eimu.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u0159edseda vl\u00e1dy uprchl soukrom\u00fdm letadlem do zem\u011b \u201cv\u011b\u010dn\u00e9ho \u201d spojence na Bl\u00edzk\u00e9m v\u00fdchod\u011b, kde si po\u017e\u00e1dal o ob\u010danstv\u00ed.\u00a0<\/strong>Maj\u00ed tam na to p\u0159ipraven\u00fd speci\u00e1ln\u00ed z\u00e1kon.<strong>\u00a0Na leti\u0161ti se mu nepoda\u0159ilo do trysk\u00e1\u010de nacpat v\u0161echny kufry s pen\u011bzi a zlatem a \u010d\u00e1st jich z\u016fstala na ranveji<\/strong>. Zbytek vl\u00e1dy se rozprchl<strong>\u00a0do sv\u00fdch rezidenc\u00ed a haciend. Ministr vnitra se operativn\u011b p\u0159ejmenoval na \u010cech\u00e1\u010dka a na vrata ob\u0159\u00ed vily p\u0159ipevnil \u010deskou vlajku u\u0161itou z prost\u011bradla. Ministr zdravotnictv\u00ed, p\u0159ez\u00fdvan\u00fd obchodn\u00ed z\u00e1stupce farmaceutick\u00fdch firem, zase narychlo ve sv\u00e9 rezidenci z\u0159\u00eddil komunitn\u00ed centrum odp\u016frc\u016f o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed prohl\u00e1sil se jej\u00edm p\u0159edsedou.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Poslanci, sen\u00e1to\u0159i novin\u00e1\u0159i ofici\u00e1ln\u00edch medi\u00ed a vedouc\u00ed neziskovek se na leti\u0161ti pokou\u0161eli marn\u011b dostat do spojeneck\u00fdch letadel. Voj\u00e1ci spojeneck\u00fdch arm\u00e1d je sr\u00e1\u017eeli klacky zp\u011bt a pustili na n\u011b psy. Pot\u00e9 se rozprchli po Praze.<\/strong>\u00a0Poslanci vl\u00e1dn\u00edho hnut\u00ed ANO-NE, NEVIM se v\u011bt\u0161inou v\u00a0<strong>p\u0159evlec\u00edch za popel\u00e1\u0159e sna\u017e\u00ed dostat na venkov. Lid\u00e9 je na ulici poznali podle zlat\u00fdch hodinek a plivali na n\u011b. Poslanci soci\u00e1ln\u00ed domagogie se zase p\u0159evl\u00e9kli za d\u011bln\u00edky a poprv\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b p\u0159edst\u00edrali na ulici pr\u00e1ci p\u0159i \u00faklidu parku, jen\u017ee z\u00e1hy se v\u0161ichni jim dosud nezn\u00e1m\u00fdmi n\u00e1stroji v\u00e1\u017en\u011b zranili. Nejv\u00e1\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed byl \u00faraz jedn\u00e1 korpulentn\u00ed d\u00e1my, kter\u00e1 \u0161l\u00e1pla na hr\u00e1b\u011b, kter\u00e9 j\u00ed siln\u011b uhodily do hlavy.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Z\u00e1stupci Pij\u00e1k\u016f okam\u017eit\u011b vytvo\u0159ili centra ohla\u0161ov\u00e1n\u00ed kolaborant\u016f a za\u010dali sami sepisovat\u00a0<\/strong>seznamy kolaborant\u016f p\u0159edchoz\u00edho re\u017eimu, doufali, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd re\u017eim p\u0159ece pot\u0159ebuje sv\u00e9 udava\u010de. S vytvo\u0159en\u00fdmi seznamy poslali sv\u00e9ho z\u00e1stupce k veliteli postupuj\u00edc\u00edch osvobozuj\u00edc\u00edch jednotek. Z\u00e1stupci strany modr\u00e9ho pt\u00e1ka, TRAM a KOP21 se rozprchli po m\u011bst\u011b.\u00a0<strong>Jejich p\u0159edsedov\u00e9 se pokou\u0161eli schovat v dlouh\u00e9m tunelu, ale vylekaly je tam\u011bj\u0161\u00ed krysy a tak s kufry pln\u00fdmi pen\u011bz zase museli vr\u00e1tit na sv\u011btlo bo\u017e\u00ed. N\u00e1sledn\u011b se pokusili ukr\u00fdt ve \u010dtvrti tmav\u00fdmi novo \u010cechy, ti je ale okam\u017eit\u011b o v\u0161echno okradli.\u00a0<\/strong>Jeden vystra\u0161en\u00fd europoslanec se schoval se svoj\u00ed mladou vietnamskou asistentkou ve vietnamsk\u00e9 tr\u017enici SAPA pod hromadou pr\u00e1v\u011b u\u0161it\u00fdch zna\u010dkov\u00fdch tenisek Adidas hned vedle ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed varny a prodejny pervitinu zvan\u00e9 \u201cU hanojsk\u00e9ho pern\u00edk\u016f\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Novin\u00e1\u0159i\u00a0<strong>ofici\u00e1ln\u00edch medi\u00ed za\u010dali vys\u00edlat report\u00e1\u017ee oslavuj\u00edc\u00ed osvobozen\u00ed Prahy od zl\u00fdch okupant\u016f. Velitele povstaleck\u00fdch jednotek Adama Bako\u0161e dokonce za\u010dali naz\u00fdvat nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm z \u010cech\u016f. P\u0159edseda spolku Prag pedofil pride se zamkl s deseti p\u0159id\u011blen\u00fdmi d\u011btmi<\/strong>\u00a0(odebran\u00fdch d\u0159\u00edve heterosexu\u00e1ln\u00edm obyvatel\u016fm odm\u00edtaj\u00edc\u00ed o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed) v kancel\u00e1\u0159i neziskovky a sliboval, \u017ee je vyhod\u00ed z okna, pokud nedostane amnestii.<\/p>\n<p>D\u0159\u00edve\u00a0<strong>ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed sociolog opozice v mez\u00edch z\u00e1kona Garpl a jeho zahrani\u010dn\u00ed soukmenovec Bonmot st\u00e1li na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed s od\u0159en\u00fdm n\u00e1pisem v\u00edt\u00e1me osvoboditele, Pod n\u00e1pisem prosv\u00edtal star\u00fd n\u00e1pis smrt povstalc\u016fm.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Takov\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh\u016f byla pln\u00e1 zem\u011b. Nikdo se najednou neznal ke sv\u00e9 minulosti, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed dokonce odhodili podivn\u00e9 \u010dern\u00e9 klobouky, kab\u00e1ty a ost\u0159\u00edhali si vlasy. Byly to vesel\u00e9 \u010dasy, tedy jak pro koho.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ceskavec.com\/2021\/08\/jak-by-vypadal-cesky-kabul-po-padu-kolaborantskeho-rezimu\">S\u00e1ra Stein, NYC, USA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na okraji Prahy se za j\u00e1s\u00e1n\u00ed obyvatel objevily prvn\u00ed jednotky \u010cesk\u00e9 n\u00e1rodn\u00ed osvobozeneck\u00e9 fronty. Po&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4222,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[506,206,71],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4221"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4221\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}