{"id":35435,"date":"2023-09-03T04:40:47","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T02:40:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=35435"},"modified":"2023-09-03T04:40:47","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T02:40:47","slug":"je-agent-pavek-jeste-blbejsi-nez-caputova","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2023\/09\/03\/je-agent-pavek-jeste-blbejsi-nez-caputova\/","title":{"rendered":"Je agent P\u00e1vek je\u0161t\u011b blb\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e \u010caputov\u00e1?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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P\u011bt minut p\u0159ed p\u016flnoc\u00ed dupal do podlahy, \u017ee z\u00e1kon nepodep\u00ed\u0161e. P\u011bt minut po p\u016flnoci byl podepsan\u00fd. P\u011bt minut t\u011b\u017ece bojoval za ob\u010dany a d\u016fchodce…<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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P\u0159itom ten z\u00e1kon se mu v\u00e1lel na \u00fa\u0159ad\u011b dost dlouho, aby se nechoval jako primitiv a hr\u00e1l p\u0159ed n\u00e1rodem divadlo. V\u00e1\u017en\u011b bojuje s demenc\u00ed americk\u00e9ho prezidenta Bidena?<\/p>\n

Jenom technick\u00e1: nemus\u00ed m\u00edt nohy v prezidentsk\u00e9m \u00fa\u0159ad\u011b, sta\u010d\u00ed kdy\u017e bude m\u00edt mozek. Bohu\u017eel nyn\u00ed je to u agenta P\u00e1vka p\u0159esn\u011b opa\u010dn\u011b. Narozd\u00edl od Zemana chod\u00ed vzp\u0159\u00edmen\u011b, mozek je na \u00farovni \u010caputov\u00e9 a Bidena, mo\u017en\u00e1 h\u016f\u0159.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e jsem slou\u017eil za hlubok\u00e9 totality, t\u011bmhle \u0161\u00edbnut\u00fdm jsme \u0159\u00edkali „zelen\u00e9 palice“ \u010di „zelen\u00e9 mozky“. Jejich genialita spo\u010d\u00edvala v tom, \u017ee um\u011bli rozpo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1vadlo: prvn\u00ed, druh\u00fd, prvn\u00ed, druh\u00fd… \u017de n\u00e1m tohle bude d\u011blat prezidenta, n\u00e1s ani ve snu nenapadlo.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Pavlova mluv\u010d\u00ed Mark\u00e9ta \u0158eh\u00e1kov\u00e1 ve \u010dtvrtek po prezidentov\u011b jedn\u00e1n\u00ed s premi\u00e9rem Petrem Fialou (ODS) uvedla, \u017ee hlava st\u00e1tu bu\u010f novelu vetuje, nebo ji podep\u00ed\u0161e pozd\u011bji. Kabinet p\u0159itom cht\u011bl \u00fa\u010dinnost n\u011bkter\u00fdch opat\u0159en\u00ed u\u017e od 1. z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed, v takov\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b by ale novela musela vyj\u00edt ve sb\u00edrce z\u00e1kon\u016f ve \u010dtvrtek.<\/p>\n

\u201eCo by se d\u011blo, kdyby to nepodepsal Milo\u0161 Zeman v\u010das? Jen\u017ee on by to podepsal, nebo v\u010das vetoval, aby to stihli odhlasovat\u2026.“ p\u00ed\u0161e prezident \u010desk\u00fdch stomatolog\u016f Roman \u0160mucler.<\/p>\n

\u201eNeschopn\u00fd lh\u00e1\u0159 ve Strakovce a tot\u00e1ln\u00ed guma na Hrad\u011b, tohle nem\u016f\u017ee skon\u010dit \u0161patn\u011b. M\u00e1te n\u011bkdo odpov\u011b\u010f na to, jak se to zrovna n\u00e1m stalo? J\u00e1 jsem toti\u017e bezradn\u00fd,“ okomentoval celou situaci koment\u00e1tor Petr Holec.<\/p>\n

V\u00e1\u017en\u011b se za n\u011bj jeho rodina a p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 nestyd\u00ed? Milou\u0161 Jake\u0161 byl proti n\u011bmu g\u00e9nius a my se mu sm\u00e1li. To bylo je\u0161t\u011b v dob\u011b, kdy\u017e byl agent P\u00e1vek bol\u0161evikem tak\u00e9.\u00a0Vlastn\u011b jeho man\u017eelka je politru\u010dka, tak\u017ee ta je na I.Q. nula nalad\u011bna.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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