{"id":34150,"date":"2023-08-16T05:50:40","date_gmt":"2023-08-16T03:50:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=34150"},"modified":"2023-08-16T05:50:40","modified_gmt":"2023-08-16T03:50:40","slug":"p-c-roberts-nejnovejsi-vtip-o-putinovi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2023\/08\/16\/p-c-roberts-nejnovejsi-vtip-o-putinovi\/","title":{"rendered":"P. C. Roberts: Nejnov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed vtip o Putinovi"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Tiskov\u00fd mluv\u010d\u00ed rusk\u00e9ho prezidenta Peskov si do kancel\u00e1\u0159e v Kremlu sezve v\u0161echny v Rusku p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9 z\u00e1padn\u00ed novin\u00e1\u0159e a ozn\u00e1m\u00ed jim, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edho dne odlet\u00ed jeho p\u00e1n a prezident Rusk\u00e9 federace Putin do l\u00e1ze\u0148sk\u00e9ho m\u011bsta So\u010di, kde je p\u0159ipraven poskytnout jim \u017eivotn\u00ed z\u00e1\u017eitek v podob\u011b n\u011b\u010deho ve sv\u011bt\u011b dosud nev\u00eddan\u00e9ho.\u201e V\u0161ichni jste zv\u00e1ni, sami v\u0161echno uvid\u00edte a pochop\u00edte\u201c \u0159ekne Peskov na z\u00e1v\u011br z\u00e1padn\u00edm novin\u00e1\u0159\u016fm, kte\u0159\u00ed od tohoto okam\u017eiku \u017eij\u00ed u\u017e jen ve vzru\u0161en\u00fdch debat\u00e1ch o tom, co to v So\u010di asi spat\u0159\u00ed \u010di usly\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Nap\u011bt\u00ed dal\u0161\u00edho dne je nepopsateln\u00e9. Pl\u00e1\u017ee So\u010di jsou obsyp\u00e1ny desetitis\u00edcov\u00fdm davem, z\u00e1padn\u00ed novin\u00e1\u0159e usadili po\u0159adatel\u00e9 do k\u0159esel jen p\u00e1r metr\u016f vzd\u00e1len\u00fdch od dot\u00edraj\u00edc\u00edch mo\u0159sk\u00fdch vln,\u00a0 vyhr\u00e1v\u00e1 b\u0159eskn\u00e1 hudba, nad shrom\u00e1\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm p\u0159el\u00e9tne letka vojensk\u00fdch p\u0159epravn\u00edch letoun\u016f s po nebi rozprost\u0159enou ruskou vlajkou, a hned pot\u00e9 p\u0159i\u0161ust\u00ed na jedin\u00e9 voln\u00e9 m\u00edsto pl\u00e1\u017ee tmavomodr\u00e1 prezidentsk\u00e1 limuz\u00edna. Prezident Putin z n\u00ed vystoup\u00ed, kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed ke skupin\u011b z\u00e1padn\u00edch novin\u00e1\u0159\u016f, s n\u011bkolika se pozdrav\u00ed, na\u010de\u017e se obr\u00e1t\u00ed k mo\u0159i, vstoup\u00ed do n\u011bj, ale ne, on vstoup\u00ed na n\u011b, a te\u010f, v bur\u00e1civ\u00e9m potlesku a j\u00e1sotu davu chod\u00ed po vod\u011b, nepropadne se j\u00ed, t\u00edmto zp\u016fsobem obkrou\u017e\u00ed na mo\u0159i kruh o polom\u011bru zhruba t\u0159iceti metr\u016f, na\u010de\u017e z mo\u0159sk\u00e9 hladiny vstoup\u00ed zp\u011bt na p\u00edse\u010dnou pl\u00e1\u017e, ml\u010dky na z\u00e1padn\u00ed novin\u00e1\u0159e pohl\u00e9dne a odkr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed sm\u011brem ke sv\u00e9mu vozu.<\/p>\n<p>Druh\u00fd den r\u00e1no v\u0161echny z\u00e1padn\u00ed noviny napsaly: &#8222;Putin neum\u00ed plavat.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><em>Voln\u011b p\u0159elo\u017eil Lubom\u00edr Man<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-33819 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/ces1-300x157.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1351\" height=\"707\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/ces1-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/ces1-1024x536.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/ces1-768x402.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/ces1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1351px) 100vw, 1351px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stranapro.cz\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-30218 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PRO-banner-300x36.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1358\" height=\"163\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PRO-banner-300x36.png 300w, https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PRO-banner-768x93.png 768w, https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PRO-banner.png 849w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1358px) 100vw, 1358px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tiskov\u00fd mluv\u010d\u00ed rusk\u00e9ho prezidenta Peskov si do kancel\u00e1\u0159e v Kremlu sezve v\u0161echny v Rusku p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":810,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[29,102,5155],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34150\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}