{"id":33259,"date":"2023-08-01T01:10:19","date_gmt":"2023-07-31T23:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=33259"},"modified":"2023-07-31T17:20:24","modified_gmt":"2023-07-31T15:20:24","slug":"jiri-paroubek-desuplne-kauzy-strany-piratu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2023\/08\/01\/jiri-paroubek-desuplne-kauzy-strany-piratu\/","title":{"rendered":"Ji\u0159\u00ed Paroubek: D\u011bsupln\u00e9 kauzy strany Pir\u00e1t\u016f"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Pir\u00e1tsk\u00e1 strana je skute\u010dn\u011b nekonformn\u00ed spolek lid\u00ed. Nen\u00ed to ani masov\u00e1 strana, nebo\u0165 \u010d\u00edt\u00e1 n\u011bkolik set \u010dlen\u016f. Nen\u00ed to ale ani v\u00fdb\u011brov\u00e1 strana, proto\u017ee kostlivec, kter\u00fd ob\u010das vypadne z n\u011bjak\u00e9 pir\u00e1tsk\u00e9 sk\u0159\u00edn\u011b, sv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed o tom, \u017ee v\u00fdb\u011br k\u00e1dr\u016f spo\u010d\u00edv\u00e1 na principu \u201ej\u00e1 na br\u00e1chu, br\u00e1cha na m\u011b\u201c. Pot\u0159ebujeme politick\u00e9ho n\u00e1m\u011bstka ministra vnitra, \u0159eknou si v pir\u00e1tsk\u00e9 stran\u011b, tak se poohl\u00e9dneme po sv\u00fdch zn\u00e1m\u00fdch anebo \u010dlenech. Ti ov\u0161em maj\u00ed tu drobnou nev\u00fdhodu, \u017ee \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 p\u0159edpoklady pro v\u00fdkon takov\u00e9 funkce nemaj\u00ed…<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u0159\u00edpad Kol\u00e1\u0159\u00edk<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

U\u017e na konci \u010dervna se odehr\u00e1la, a to v\u00a0za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed ministerstva vnitra Spiritka, tragikomick\u00e1 sc\u00e9na, v\u00a0n\u00ed\u017e hlavn\u00ed roli sehr\u00e1l politick\u00fd n\u00e1m\u011bstek za pir\u00e1tskou stranu na MV Kol\u00e1\u0159\u00edk. Ve vedlej\u0161\u00ed roli pak byly d\u00e1my jeho srdce. Z\u00e1konit\u00e1 man\u017eelka a \u2013 ehm – jak bych to tak nejslu\u0161n\u011bji \u0159ekl, abych se vyhnul slovu milenka, jeho p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011b. Oslava na Spiritce (nen\u00ed odvozeno od slova spiritus, tedy ve smyslu alkohol), prob\u00edhala jak\u00e1si dodern\u00e1 k\u00a0jak\u00e9si slavnosti na po\u010dest na\u0161ich hasi\u010d\u016f. Odhadl bych to tak, \u017ee hasi\u010di dostali kaf\u010do a mo\u017en\u00e1 dva chleb\u00ed\u010dky, miner\u00e1lku bez bublinek a mazali dom\u016f. \u201ePanstvo\u201c, tedy \u0161\u00e9f\u00edci z\u00a0ministerstva vnitra (MV), se ale bavilo a\u017e do n\u011bmoty. A tak si do jednoho z\u00a0apartm\u00e1 na Spiritce n\u00e1m\u011bstek Kol\u00e1\u0159\u00edk z\u00a0pir\u00e1tsk\u00e9 strany, kter\u00e1 tak r\u00e1da moralizuje druh\u00e9, odvedl jak svou z\u00e1konitou man\u017eelku, tak svou p\u0159\u00edtelkyni. Pot\u00e9, co se man\u017eelka ulo\u017eila ke sp\u00e1nku, \u010dil\u00fd pan n\u00e1m\u011bstek nelenil a zab\u011bhl v\u00a0t\u00e9m\u017ee apartm\u00e1 \u2013 jak praktick\u00e9 \u2013 za svou p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u00ed. Zanedlouho, proto\u017ee z\u0159ejm\u011b tropili hluk, probuzen\u00e1 man\u017eelka natrap\u00edrovala dob\u0159e se bav\u00edc\u00ed p\u00e1r in flagranti. A pak nem\u00e1 smysl br\u00e1t p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 v\u00e1\u017en\u011b sv\u011bdectv\u00ed, kter\u00e1 byla pod\u00e1na k\u00a0n\u00e1sledn\u00fdm ud\u00e1lostem, kter\u00e9 se strhly na m\u00edst\u011b sam\u00e9m…<\/p>\n

Nejv\u011brn\u011bji z\u0159ejm\u011b popsala burlesku p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011b pana n\u00e1m\u011bstka. Ve h\u0159e tam byl n\u011bjak\u00fd n\u016f\u017e, kter\u00fdm se otev\u00edrala zav\u0159en\u00e1 koupelna. P\u00e1r facek od z\u00e1konit\u00e9 man\u017eelky a podle v\u0161eho, tedy podle sv\u011bdectv\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011b pana n\u00e1m\u011bstka, kter\u00e9 n\u00e1m zprost\u0159edkoval jindy tak provl\u00e1dn\u00ed Seznam Zpr\u00e1vy, lze se domn\u00edvat, \u017ee pan n\u00e1m\u011bstek svou dnes u\u017e z\u0159ejm\u011b b\u00fdvalou intimn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtelkyni, skopal. Pan n\u00e1m\u011bstek p\u0159i sv\u00e9 obran\u011b \u0137v\u00a0m\u00e9di\u00edch nemohl poslou\u017eit vy\u010derp\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed zkazkou. To lze vysv\u011btlit velk\u00fdmi, odbornou terminologi\u00ed opilc\u016f \u0159e\u010deno, \u201eausl\u00e1gy\u201c tohoto skv\u011bl\u00e9ho mu\u017ee. Z\u0159ejm\u011b m\u011bl m\u00e1lo krve alkoholu. Anebo mo\u017en\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b povzbudil sv\u016fj v\u00fdkon, kter\u00fd byl toho ve\u010dera vskutku excelentn\u00ed, n\u011b\u010d\u00edm v\u00fd\u017eivn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm. Konec konc\u016f pir\u00e1tsk\u00e1 strana je velmi nekonformn\u00ed, \u017ee ano.<\/p>\n

Prost\u011b cel\u00e1 v\u011bc se n\u00e1m rozrostla do skand\u00e1lu monument\u00e1ln\u00edch rozm\u011br\u016f. Chlast, mo\u017en\u00e9 sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed orgie (kdy\u017e byl pan n\u00e1m\u011bstek p\u0159isti\u017een in flagranti svou st\u00e1le je\u0161t\u011b man\u017eelkou, navrhl j\u00ed pr\u00fd, aby se p\u0159ipojila). Opravdu skv\u011bl\u00fd sloup n\u00e1roda a pir\u00e1tsk\u00e9 strany.<\/p>\n

Za catering na MMR zaplat\u00edme 20 milion\u016f\u2026<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Barto\u0161ovo ministerstvo pro m\u00edstn\u00ed rozvoj uzav\u0159elo \u00fadajn\u011b po v\u00fdb\u011brov\u00e9m \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed smlouvu s\u00a0firmou Aristokrat catering na uskute\u010d\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed cateringov\u00fdch slu\u017eeb pro MMR v\u00a0p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edch \u010dty\u0159ech letech za opulentn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1stku 20 mil. K\u010d. To v\u0161e v\u00a0dob\u011b, kdy velk\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st n\u00e1roda \u017eije od v\u00fdplaty k\u00a0v\u00fdplat\u011b, kdy ka\u017ed\u00e9 \u0161est\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b nem\u00e1 pen\u00edze na ob\u011bdy ve \u0161koln\u00edm stravov\u00e1n\u00ed. Kdy \u010ce\u0161i, zejm\u00e9na d\u00edky \u0161patn\u00e9 politice Fialovy vl\u00e1dy, j\u00ed\u017e jsou Barto\u0161ovy Pir\u00e1ti horlivou sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed, si mus\u00ed utahovat \u0159emeny u kalhot a pl\u00e9st tepl\u00e9 svetry, aby snesly zimu ve sv\u00fdch domovech…<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e se d\u00edv\u00e1m na p\u0159ehled akc\u00ed na MMR zaji\u0161\u0165ovan\u00fdch firmou Aristokrat catering, nejv\u00edce mi utkv\u011bla v\u00a0pam\u011bti akce ob\u010derstven\u00ed na \u201eKonzulta\u010dn\u00edm dni k\u00a0poh\u0159ebnictv\u00ed\u201c za 95 tis\u00edc K\u010d. Cateringov\u00e1 firma mo\u017en\u00e1 p\u0159ir\u00e1\u017e\u00ed ministerstvu k\u00a0cen\u00e1m jako bern\u00ed \u00fa\u0159ad, ale utratit 95 tis\u00edc K\u010d za soir\u00e9 s\u00a0\u010dern\u00fdmi havrany, to je opravdu u\u017e p\u0159\u00edli\u0161. Pak se ani nediv\u00edm v\u00fddaji za 160 tis\u00edc K\u010d na ob\u010derstven\u00ed na ve\u010d\u00edrku pro zam\u011bstnance MMR.<\/p>\n

Bylo by dobr\u00e9 tuto \u010d\u00e1stku je\u0161t\u011b rozkl\u00ed\u010dovat, kolik st\u00e1ly chleb\u00ed\u010dky a k\u00e1va pro b\u011b\u017en\u00e9 zam\u011bstnance a kolik utratilo na akci \u201epanstvo\u201c, tedy veden\u00ed MMR samotn\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Barto\u0161ova nesmysln\u00e1 cesta do v\u00fdchodn\u00ed Asie<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Ministr Barto\u0161 vyrazil p\u0159ed ned\u00e1vnem na cestu do v\u00fdchodn\u00ed Asie, aby nav\u0161t\u00edvil Japonsko a Ji\u017en\u00ed Koreu. Tento v\u00fdte\u010dn\u00fd \u00fad Fialovy vl\u00e1dy zd\u016fvodnil svou cestu tak, \u017ee pr\u00fd je pot\u0159ebn\u00e1 k\u00a0rozvoji byznysu, cestovn\u00edho ruchu a rozvoji nov\u00fdch technologi\u00ed (tedy alespo\u0148 podle mainstreamov\u00fdch m\u00e9di\u00ed). Chach\u00e1! Jeho cesta n\u00e1s, da\u0148ov\u00e9 poplatn\u00edky, vy\u0161la p\u0159es milion korun a trvala t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 t\u00fdden. Hezk\u00fd v\u00fdlet, \u017ee.<\/p>\n

To pan ministr Raku\u0161an byl z trochu\u00a0levn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho kraje, kdy\u017e nav\u0161t\u00edvil \u00fadajn\u011b dev\u011bt africk\u00fdch zem\u00ed s\u00a0konvojem podnikatel\u016f, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e tato cesta n\u00e1s st\u00e1la o 120 tis\u00edc K\u010d m\u00e9n\u011b ne\u017eli ta Barto\u0161ova.<\/p>\n

V\u00a0ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b – u obou cest – se jedn\u00e1 o p\u0159\u00edpady velik\u00e9 rozma\u0159ilosti, kter\u00e9 nelze v\u00a0dob\u011b, kdy vl\u00e1da podle sv\u00fdch slov \u0161et\u0159\u00ed ka\u017edou korunu, aby udr\u017eela na uzd\u011b deficit st\u00e1tn\u00edho rozpo\u010dtu pod 300 mld. K\u010d, omluvit. Zkr\u00e1tka, p\u00e1ni minist\u0159i h\u00fd\u0159\u00ed. Bohu\u017eel ale nikoliv n\u00e1pady.<\/p>\n

Mich\u00e1lkovy sprostoty neberou konce<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Nev\u00edm, zda n\u00e1vrh b\u00fdval\u00e9ho poslance, dnes poradce nev\u00edm \u010deho pir\u00e1tsk\u00e9 strany, Mich\u00e1lka, byl pod\u00e1n v\u00a0opilosti \u010di nikoliv. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b Pir\u00e1ti jako jeden ze sv\u00fdch nosn\u00fdch n\u00e1vrh\u016f ke \u201ekonsolida\u010dn\u00edmu bal\u00ed\u010dku\u201c navrhli, aby nebyly ob\u011bma prezident\u016fm ve v\u00fdslu\u017eb\u011b, tedy Klausovi a Zemanovi, navy\u0161ov\u00e1ny podle inflace jejich m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed penze. Pr\u00fd si to nezaslou\u017e\u00ed \u2013 tedy podle Mich\u00e1lka. Copak si asi zaslou\u017e\u00ed pan Mich\u00e1lek? Mo\u017en\u00e1, \u017ee p\u0159ijde brzo doba, kdy panu Mich\u00e1lkovi budeme moci napsat: \u201eA zp\u00e1tky makat!\u201c.<\/p>\n

Pokud dojdeme k\u00a0objektivn\u00edmu hodnocen\u00ed v\u00fdkon\u016f pir\u00e1tsk\u00e9 strany ve vl\u00e1d\u011b, m\u016f\u017eeme \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee toho dok\u00e1zala opravdu hodn\u011b. Kol\u00e1\u0159\u00edk\u016fv skand\u00e1l, r\u00e1doby aristokratick\u00fd a rozma\u0159il\u00fd catering na MMR, zbyte\u010dn\u00e1 milionov\u00e1 cesta \u0161\u00e9fa strany do Japonska a Ji\u017en\u00ed Koreje, neschopnost formulovat z\u00e1kony, zaji\u0161\u0165uj\u00edc\u00ed rozvoj komun\u00e1ln\u00ed bytov\u00e9 v\u00fdstavby, ukazuj\u00ed, \u017ee Pir\u00e1ti prost\u011b nepat\u0159\u00ed do vl\u00e1dy.<\/p>\n

V\u00a0ka\u017ed\u00e9 jin\u00e9 zemi by skand\u00e1ly spjat\u00e9 s\u00a0touto stranou vedly, kdy\u017e ne k\u00a0demisi premi\u00e9ra a cel\u00e9 vl\u00e1dy, tak alespo\u0148 k\u00a0jej\u00ed z\u00e1sadn\u00ed rekonstrukci. A k odstran\u011bn\u00ed strany, prov\u00e1d\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed podobn\u00e9 v\u00fdst\u0159ednosti, z vl\u00e1dy.<\/p>\n

V\u00a0ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed pobyt pir\u00e1tsk\u00e9 strany ve\u00a0vl\u00e1d\u011b je jen zdrojem dal\u0161\u00edch ostud, ale tak\u00e9 dobr\u00e9 z\u00e1bavy v\u00a0restaura\u010dn\u00edch za\u0159\u00edzen\u00edch nejni\u017e\u0161\u00edch cenov\u00fdch skupin.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Ji\u0159\u00ed Paroubek<\/a><\/p>\n

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Pir\u00e1tsk\u00e1 strana je skute\u010dn\u011b nekonformn\u00ed spolek lid\u00ed. Nen\u00ed to ani masov\u00e1 strana, nebo\u0165 \u010d\u00edt\u00e1 n\u011bkolik…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1790,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[5585,29,137,99],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33259"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33260,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33259\/revisions\/33260"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}