{"id":30548,"date":"2023-06-20T06:50:52","date_gmt":"2023-06-20T04:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=30548"},"modified":"2023-06-20T06:50:52","modified_gmt":"2023-06-20T04:50:52","slug":"petr-michalu-o-pichackach-a-pichani-v-zamestnani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2023\/06\/20\/petr-michalu-o-pichackach-a-pichani-v-zamestnani\/","title":{"rendered":"Petr Michal\u016f: O P\u00cdCHA\u010cK\u00c1CH A P\u00cdCH\u00c1N\u00cd v zam\u011bstn\u00e1n\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><strong>Ob\u010das mus\u00edm napsat i n\u011bco veskrze <em>NEPOLITICK\u00c9HO<\/em> na odleh\u010den\u00ed, jinak by se \u010dlov\u011bk z\u00a0toho <em>POLITICK\u00c9HO HNUSU<\/em> a <em>HNISU<\/em> kolem n\u00e1s mohl zbl\u00e1znit.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>N\u011bco m\u00e1lo o tom, j<u>ak<\/u> j<u>sme \u017eili a p\u00edchali v\u00a0socialistick\u00e9m \u010ceskoslovensku<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>(pro polistopadov\u00e9 generace nedot\u010den\u00e9 p\u00edch\u00e1n\u00edm v\u00a0pr\u00e1ci)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><strong><u>O P\u00cdCHA\u010cK\u00c1CH A P\u00cdCH\u00c1N\u00cd v zam\u011bstn\u00e1n\u00ed<\/u><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Pamatujete si v\u016fbec je\u0161t\u011b <em>(<strong>vy \u2013 moje socialistick\u00e1 generace<\/strong>),<\/em> jak a kdy jste v pr\u00e1ci p\u00edchali?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-30550 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PICHACKA-300x242.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"428\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PICHACKA-300x242.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PICHACKA-768x620.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PICHACKA.jpg 830w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 428px) 100vw, 428px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Na konci ka\u017ed\u00e9ho kalend\u00e1\u0159n\u00edho m\u011bs\u00edce se v\u017edy v pr\u00e1ci p\u0159\u00edsn\u011b kontrolovalo, kdo a jak, zda poctiv\u011b a pravideln\u011b p\u00edchal, a i od toho se pak odv\u00edjela pravideln\u00e1 finan\u010dn\u00ed odm\u011bna neboli mzda. Potom jsme v\u017edy vyfasovali naprosto nov\u00e9, \u010dis\u0165ounk\u00e9, neposkvrn\u011bn\u00e9 p\u00edcha\u010dky na nov\u00fd n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed m\u011bs\u00edc. Na to jsem se v\u017edycky t\u011b\u0161il, proto\u017ee v\u00a0duchu jsem si d\u00e1val p\u0159edsevzet\u00ed, \u017ee te\u010f u\u017e budu p\u00edchat poctiv\u011bji, l\u00e9pe, aby na m\u011b zase nebyly \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 st\u00ed\u017enosti.<\/p>\n<p>Ka\u017ed\u00fd z\u00a0n\u00e1s zam\u011bstnanc\u016f a zam\u011bstnanky\u0148 jsme tak museli p\u00edchat poctiv\u011b, pravideln\u011b, aspo\u0148 2x denn\u011b \u2013 po p\u0159\u00edchodu do pr\u00e1ce a p\u0159i odchodu z n\u00ed. V\u00fdjimky byly pouze nepracovn\u00ed soboty a sv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed ned\u011ble \u2013 to u\u017e pak z\u00e1le\u017eelo jen na ka\u017ed\u00e9m, zda bude tak\u00e9 p\u00edchat i doma <em>(nebo u sousedky).<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ono ale p\u00edchat v pr\u00e1ci, to v\u016fbec nebylo jen tak! Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b, kdy\u017e si \u010dlov\u011bk musel, nebo pot\u0159eboval, p\u00edchnout t\u0159eba i na n\u011bkolik dn\u00ed dop\u0159edu, nebo n\u011bkolik dn\u00ed nazp\u011bt <em>(samoz\u0159ejm\u011b tak, aby to nikdo nevid\u011bl a nepoznal).<\/em> To pak musel um\u011bt p\u00edcha\u010dku bu\u010f tro\u0161ku v\u00edce zastr\u010dit, nebo naopak povyt\u00e1hnout, aby se p\u0159esn\u011b trefil na m\u00edsto, kam pot\u0159eboval. Platilo pravidlo, \u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk musel p\u0159ij\u00edt do pr\u00e1ce v\u010das, aby si spr\u00e1vn\u011b p\u00edchnul. N\u011bkdy se u p\u00edcha\u010dky dokonce utvo\u0159ily fronty a n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed se sna\u017eili i p\u0159eb\u011bhnout druh\u00e9. J\u00f3, pane\u010dku, byly to \u010dasy!<\/p>\n<p>Ob\u010das m\u011b poprosil i kolega z\u00a0pr\u00e1ce, nebo dokonce kolegov\u00e9, abych jim p\u00edchnul jejich p\u00edcha\u010dky, a byli pak r\u00e1di a mn\u011b vd\u011b\u010dn\u00ed, kdy\u017e jsem jim je v\u0161echny \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b p\u00edchnul. Anebo i naopak \u2013 j\u00e1 pot\u0159eboval p\u00edchnout svoji p\u00edcha\u010dku, tak jsem o tuto slu\u017ebu po\u017e\u00e1dal kolegu.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-30551 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PICHACKY-1-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"421\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PICHACKY-1-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PICHACKY-1.jpg 662w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 421px) 100vw, 421px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tak\u00e9 to ale nebylo jen tak. Kdyby v\u00e1s toti\u017e p\u0159i p\u00edch\u00e1n\u00ed ciz\u00ed p\u00edcha\u010dky p\u0159istihl kontroln\u00ed org\u00e1n, nebo vedouc\u00ed, byl by probl\u00e9m. Va\u0161e neopr\u00e1vn\u011bn\u00e9 ciz\u00ed p\u00edch\u00e1n\u00ed by se \u0159e\u0161ilo nejen na mzdov\u00e9m odd\u011blen\u00ed, ale mo\u017en\u00e1 i na n\u011bjak\u00e9 odborov\u00e9 sch\u016fzi, kde by byl \u010dlov\u011bk pran\u00fd\u0159ov\u00e1n a zostuzen.<\/p>\n<p>Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed nepochopen\u00ed k\u00a0ciz\u00edmu p\u00edch\u00e1n\u00ed v\u017edy m\u011bly \u017eeny, mu\u017ei p\u0159ece jen byli k\u00a0ciz\u00edmu p\u00edch\u00e1n\u00ed a ciz\u00edm p\u00edcha\u010dk\u00e1m daleko vst\u0159\u00edcn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a m\u011bli pro to porozum\u011bn\u00ed a p\u00edchan\u00ed za n\u011bkoho praktikovali \u010dast\u011bji. Ale i \u017eeny p\u0159ece jen se n\u011bkdy neb\u00e1ly, riskovaly a p\u00edchaly jak div\u00e9 i za sv\u00e9 kolegyn\u011b. Nesm\u011bl je ale p\u0159itom nikdo nachytat, tu ostudu by snad ani nep\u0159e\u017eily. Nato\u017e, aby se pak to jejich p\u00edch\u00e1n\u00ed \u0159e\u0161ilo dokonce n\u011bkde na stranick\u00e9m v\u00fdboru, sch\u016fzi, nebo odborov\u00e9m hnut\u00ed, \u010di dokonce u \u0159editele.<\/p>\n<p>Nyn\u00ed u\u017e jen s\u00a0nostalgi\u00ed na sv\u00e9 p\u00edch\u00e1n\u00ed vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m. Ob\u010das bych si p\u0159ece jen p\u00edchnul i nyn\u00ed, po tak mnoha letech, m\u00e1m to asi pevn\u011b za\u017eit\u00e9 a koluje mi to v\u00a0krvi. A\u010dkoliv jsem od narozen\u00ed veskrze negativn\u00ed <em>(v krvi mi toti\u017e koluje \u2013 zmetek jeden \u2013 Rh faktor negativn\u00ed!),<\/em> k\u00a0p\u00edch\u00e1n\u00ed m\u00e1m st\u00e1le vztah pozitivn\u00ed a v\u0159el\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. <em>(posledn\u00ed slova)<\/em> \u2013 Kdo p\u00edchal jako j\u00e1, m\u016f\u017ee mi p\u00edchnout se sd\u00edlen\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mgr. Petr Michal\u016f<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stranapro.cz\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-30218 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PRO-banner-300x36.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1367\" height=\"164\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PRO-banner-300x36.png 300w, https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PRO-banner-768x93.png 768w, https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/PRO-banner.png 849w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1367px) 100vw, 1367px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ob\u010das mus\u00edm napsat i n\u011bco veskrze NEPOLITICK\u00c9HO na odleh\u010den\u00ed, jinak by se \u010dlov\u011bk z\u00a0toho POLITICK\u00c9HO&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":30549,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[29,4948,3058,2624],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30548"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30548\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/30549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}