{"id":27937,"date":"2023-05-13T01:02:40","date_gmt":"2023-05-12T23:02:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=27937"},"modified":"2023-05-12T13:45:48","modified_gmt":"2023-05-12T11:45:48","slug":"vrchni-signalni-tu-frasku-reforem-by-vypracoval-nekdo-i-po-metru-piv-a-par-zazdenejch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2023\/05\/13\/vrchni-signalni-tu-frasku-reforem-by-vypracoval-nekdo-i-po-metru-piv-a-par-zazdenejch\/","title":{"rendered":"Vrchn\u00ed sign\u00e1ln\u00ed, tu fra\u0161ku reforem by vypracoval n\u011bkdo i po metru piv a p\u00e1r zazd\u011bnejch…"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Cirkus Humberto op\u011bt na sc\u00e9n\u011b. Technick\u00e1 k reform\u011b:\u00a0 metr piv je neofici\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010desk\u00e1 m\u00edra mno\u017estv\u00ed vypit\u00e9ho piva. Je odvozena z po\u010dtu p\u016fllitr\u016f postaven\u00fdch v z\u00e1krytu do \u0159ady, jej\u00ed\u017e d\u00e9lka je nejbl\u00ed\u017ee jednomu metru.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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A hodnota slavn\u00e9ho n\u00e1vrhu je um\u011brn\u011b rovna metru vypit\u00fdch piv v cirkusu Humberto. Ji\u017e vzh\u016fru psanci t\u00e9to zem\u011b, vol\u00e1 hlavn\u00ed sign\u00e1ln\u00ed Fiala.<\/p>\n

A tak n\u00e1m komando inteligent\u016f ozn\u00e1milo<\/strong>, \u017ee n\u011bco ud\u011blat mus\u00ed, nev\u00ed kdy, nev\u00ed jak, ale jist\u011b na 100% je mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee n\u011bco bude. \u017de sice miz\u00ed bilion, ale jak\u00fdsi elektrik\u00e1\u0159 pr\u00fd u\u0161et\u0159\u00ed 80 miliard. Tak\u00e9 nev\u00ed, z \u010deho a jak, ale m\u00e1me si b\u00fdt jist\u00ed, \u017ee to pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b ur\u010dit\u011b tak mo\u017en\u00e1 bude. Traktorista pr\u00fd na tom bude je\u0161t\u011b pracovat. A takov\u00e1 Richterov\u00e1, kter\u00e1 kompostov\u011b komunikovala jako p\u0159\u00edpravu na politiku. To nen\u00ed vtip: v bar\u00e1ku pr\u00fd rozd\u011blovala odpadky. To bylo n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e9, tak\u017ee jako curriculum vitae excelentn\u00ed. A traktorista tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee orat um\u00ed, ale orat s penzemi neum\u00ed. A vl\u00e1da se na tiskovce n\u00e1ramn\u011b bav\u00ed. Ob\u010dan a st\u00e1t? To nen\u00ed d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Pr\u00fd dostali nab\u00eddku z cirkusu Humberto, ale to nen\u00ed ov\u011b\u0159eno.<\/p>\n

P\u0159ejd\u011bme do v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9 kritiky:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

v\u0161imli jste si, jak dramaticky poklesly zisky \u010cEZu, bank\u00e1m a dal\u0161\u00edm nadn\u00e1rodn\u00edm firm\u00e1m? A v\u00edte pro\u010d? Proto\u017ee jak\u00fdsi elektrik\u00e1\u0159 ozn\u00e1mil schvalov\u00e1n\u00ed dan\u011b z\u00a0neo\u010dek\u00e1van\u00fdch zisk\u016f (tzv. wind\u00adfall tax) a najednou se z nabub\u0159el\u00fdch vykrada\u010d\u016f ob\u010dan\u016f ze dne na den stali chud\u00e1ci. Od prvn\u00edho dne zdan\u011bn\u00ed. Ale podvod to nen\u00ed. Pr\u00fd…<\/p>\n

D\u016fkazy nap\u0159.:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u010cist\u00fd zisk \u010cEZ v prvn\u00edm \u010dtvrtlet\u00ed klesl meziro\u010dn\u011b o 60 procent …<\/a><\/h3>\n

\u010cesk\u00e9 spo\u0159iteln\u011b klesl zisk v prvn\u00edm \u010dtvrlet\u00ed o t\u0159etinu, jej\u00ed rakousk\u00e1 matka Erste …<\/a><\/h3>\n

\u00a0No a tak se dozv\u00edd\u00e1me na obrovsk\u00e9 tiskov\u00e9 konferenci.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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Pr\u00fd budou \u0161et\u0159it, ale nikdo nev\u00ed, kdy, jak a kde. Pr\u00fd se sejdou a n\u011bjak se dohodnou. Toto je pr\u00fd pouze rozcvi\u010dka. A dramaturgie je pr\u00fd z \u010desk\u00e9ho cirkusu Humberto.<\/p>\n

Ti r\u00e1doby experti \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed, \u017ee reforma ( komick\u00fd n\u00e1zev pro tuhle \u0161a\u0161k\u00e1rnu) mus\u00ed zastavit zadlu\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed, ale a\u017e p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed rok. Tento rok pr\u00fd nevad\u00ed. A kdy\u017e se nedohodnou, tak p\u0159esp\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed.<\/p>\n

A st\u00e1le zd\u016fraz\u0148uj\u00ed Pol\u00e1\u010dkovo: Bylo n\u00e1s p\u011bt. Zilvar z chudobince…<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

N\u00e1vrh opat\u0159en\u00ed n\u00e1s, ob\u010dan\u016f: t\u00e1hn\u011bte k \u010dertu!<\/p>\n

Neur\u00e1\u017eejte n\u00e1s, soudruzi deform\u00e1to\u0159i, vra\u0165te se do pr\u00e1ce a a\u017e vyst\u0159\u00edzliv\u00edte, p\u0159ij\u010fte n\u00e1s informovat, co pod slovem reforma m\u00e1te na mysli. Norm\u00e1ln\u00ed lid\u00e9 a norm\u00e1ln\u00ed ekonomov\u00e9 to prost\u011b nepochopili.<\/p>\n

Dokonce l\u00e9t\u00e1 vzduchem, \u017ee ta ur\u00e1\u017eka \u010desk\u00e9ho, moravsk\u00e9ho a slezsk\u00e9ho lidu je u\u017e na p\u00e1r facek…<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Petr Pokorn\u00fd<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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