{"id":21642,"date":"2023-01-23T01:03:39","date_gmt":"2023-01-23T00:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=21642"},"modified":"2023-01-22T16:25:30","modified_gmt":"2023-01-22T15:25:30","slug":"a-kdy-uz-budeme-v-tom-komunismu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2023\/01\/23\/a-kdy-uz-budeme-v-tom-komunismu\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2026 a kdy u\u017e budeme v tom komunismu?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tuto ot\u00e1zku jsem opravdu jako \u0161estilet\u00e9 d\u00edtko polo\u017eil mamince. Nejsp\u00ed\u0161 nebyla r\u00e1da.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Do \u0161koly jsem nastoupil v\u00a0dob\u011b nejtu\u017e\u0161\u00ed normalizace, kdy lidi byli vyjukan\u00ed, b\u00e1li se o pr\u00e1ci, p\u0159id\u011blen\u00fd byt, i o holou existenci: Od komunistick\u00fdch monstrproces\u016f a popravy Sl\u00e1nsk\u00e9ho to n\u011bco m\u00e1lo p\u0159es dvacet let. A my prv\u0148\u00e1\u010dci jsme nafasovali kovanou komunistku, kter\u00e1 po osma\u0161edes\u00e1t\u00e9m rozkvetla a pr\u00fd se j\u00ed b\u00e1l i \u0159editel \u0161koly. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed brzo zas\u00e1hla vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed moc v\u00a0podob\u011b mrtvi\u010dky, soudru\u017eka odkva\u010dila kamsi do invalidn\u00edho d\u016fchodu a my nafasovali jinou soudru\u017eku u\u010ditelku, kter\u00e1 u\u017e ale netla\u010dila na pilu a zase n\u00e1s u\u010dila jen \u010d\u00edst, ps\u00e1t a po\u010d\u00edtat.<\/p>\n

Od t\u00e9 doby proteklo \u0159ekami u\u017e spousta vody a j\u00e1 si d\u00edky tomu uzurpuji pr\u00e1vo porovnat, co m\u00e1 spole\u010dn\u00e9ho hus\u00e1kovsk\u00e1 \u00e9ra s\u00a0tou dne\u0161n\u00ed. No, posu\u010fte sami:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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    Mus\u00edte si d\u00e1vat pozor na hubu, jinak p\u0159ijdete o postaven\u00ed, o pr\u00e1ci, o pov\u011bst a jste spole\u010densky mrtv\u00ed.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    O tom, co se bude v\u00a0na\u0161ich kon\u010din\u00e1ch vyr\u00e1b\u011bt, chovat a p\u011bstovat, rozhoduje tup\u00e1 banda zpovykan\u00fdch ignorant\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed nemaj\u00ed k\u00a0na\u0161\u00ed zemi \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd vztah a mnohdy v\u00a0\u010cech\u00e1ch ani nebyli.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Ve sd\u011blovac\u00edch prost\u0159edc\u00edch obecn\u011b p\u0159evl\u00e1d\u00e1 jeden n\u00e1zor ur\u010den\u00fd stejnou bandou zmrd\u016f jako v\u00a0bod\u011b dva.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Cenzura u\u017e se neskr\u00fdv\u00e1, je zcela otev\u0159en\u00e1, argumentuje se ochranou demokracie(\/socialismu). Nositel odli\u0161n\u00e9 my\u0161lenky je zcela ur\u010dit\u011b agentem ciz\u00ed mocnosti, je to zaprodanec a je t\u0159eba ho uml\u010det.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Ob\u010das chyb\u00ed hajzlpap\u00edr, paralen, vaj\u00ed\u010dka \u010di dal\u0161\u00ed zbo\u017e\u00ed denn\u00ed pot\u0159eby.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Odstra\u0148ujeme pam\u00e1tn\u00edky doby minul\u00e9 a nahrazujeme je pam\u00e1tn\u00edky vyfabulovan\u00fdch hrdin\u016f.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    P\u016fvod v\u0161eho, co odporuje mor\u00e1lce \u010di neodpov\u00edd\u00e1 hlavn\u00edmu proudu spr\u00e1vn\u00fdch n\u00e1zor\u016f, je p\u0159isuzov\u00e1n d\u011bdictv\u00ed t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed tu vl\u00e1dli d\u0159\u00edve.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Bonzov\u00e1n\u00ed se st\u00e1v\u00e1 mor\u00e1ln\u011b p\u0159ijateln\u00fdm v\u00a0boji proti vnit\u0159n\u00edmu nep\u0159\u00edteli.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Lid\u00e9 si v\u00a0hospod\u00e1ch rozb\u00edjej\u00ed hlavy kv\u016fli zmrd\u016fm, kte\u0159\u00ed nestoj\u00ed ani za odplivnut\u00ed.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Prezident je komunista.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 bod \u010d\u00edslo deset m\u00e1 sv\u016fj neodolateln\u00fd p\u016fvab, ze kter\u00e9ho p\u0159edseda komunistick\u00e9 partaje Vojt\u011bch Filip\u00a0uchc\u00e1v\u00e1 sm\u00edchy<\/a>. Mo\u017en\u00e1 jsem jen paranoidn\u00ed, ale t\u011bch podobnost\u00ed s\u00a0komunistick\u00fdmi l\u00e9ty u\u017e je n\u011bjak podez\u0159ele moc. Ano, zaryt\u00ed voli\u010di \u017eold\u00e1ka \u010di krad\u00e1ka budou argumentovat, \u017ee tehdy byli kluci mlad\u00ed, pln\u00ed el\u00e1nu a cht\u011bli v\u00a0\u017eivot\u011b n\u011b\u010deho dos\u00e1hnout, a k\u00a0tomu pot\u0159ebovali b\u00fdt \u010dleny KS\u010c. Budi\u017e. Ale slovn\u00ed spojen\u00ed Bejvalej komunista je \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u011b pitom\u00e9 jako Bejval\u00e1 lesba. A proto jsem se rozhodl, \u017ee do druh\u00e9ho kola prezidentsk\u00fdch kandid\u00e1t\u016f nejdu. Ne proto, \u017ee gener\u00e1l je prost\u011b zelenej mozek a o tom druh\u00fdm mluvit net\u0159eba, ale hlavn\u011b proto, \u017ee po 33 letech bych m\u011bl hodit l\u00edstek komunistovi. No to ani n\u00e1hodou, soudruzi. A tak\u00e9 \u2013 \u010d\u00edm m\u00e9n\u011b hlas\u016f v\u00edt\u011bz dostane, t\u00edm men\u0161\u00ed mand\u00e1t bude m\u00edt od n\u00e1roda.<\/p>\n

    A\u0165 volba dopadne jakkoli, sm\u011b\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed na\u0161\u00ed zem\u011b do komunistick\u00e9 prdele, tentokr\u00e1t \u0159\u00edzen\u00e9 bruselsk\u00fdmi byrokraty, to nijak neovlivn\u00ed. Mo\u017en\u00e1 ten fousatej komunista bude vypadat na zn\u00e1mk\u00e1ch a nad katedrami l\u00edp, u t\u011bch kladen\u00ed v\u011bnc\u016f a p\u0159ed\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed vyznamen\u00e1n\u00ed to bude m\u00edt faz\u00f3nu. Prost\u011b takov\u00e1 P\u00ed\u010caputov\u00e1 v\u00a0kalhot\u00e1ch. Ale to je asi tak v\u0161echno.<\/p>\n

    Ale do volebn\u00ed m\u00edstnosti m\u011b, soudruzi nedostanete. Musel bych se s\u00e1m ze sebe pozvracet. A a\u017e n\u011bkdy v budoucnosti budete cht\u00edt za\u010d\u00edt nad\u00e1vat, co je to na Hrad\u011b za hovado, nejd\u0159\u00edv si usekn\u011bte tu ruku, kterou jste mu d\u00e1vali hlas.<\/p>\n

    PAKO<\/p>\n

    D-FENS<\/a><\/p>\n

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