{"id":21040,"date":"2023-01-11T08:17:05","date_gmt":"2023-01-11T07:17:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=21040"},"modified":"2023-01-11T08:17:05","modified_gmt":"2023-01-11T07:17:05","slug":"medialni-hovinka-lxx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2023\/01\/11\/medialni-hovinka-lxx\/","title":{"rendered":"Medi\u00e1ln\u00ed hov\u00ednka LXX."},"content":{"rendered":"
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V USA\u00a0m\u011bli<\/a>\u00a0extr\u00e9mn\u00ed zimu. Jde o typick\u00fd projev glob\u00e1ln\u00edho oteplov\u00e1n\u00ed, kdy se st\u00e1le po\u0159\u00e1daj\u00ed summity o suchu nebo teplu a venku je furt mokro nebo zima.<\/span><\/p>\n

Hr\u00e1\u0161ek v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Ru\u0161t\u00ed voj\u00e1ci pr\u00fd jed\u00ed hr\u00e1\u0161ek\u00a0Bonduelle<\/a>. Co\u017e m\u016f\u017ee v\u00e9st, soud\u011b alespo\u0148 dle hysterick\u00fdch reakc\u00ed, k z\u00e1sadn\u00edmu zvratu ve v\u00e1lce ve prosp\u011bch Ruska. Jen jestli si sekta Jedin\u00fdch Spravedliv\u00fdch nespletla zeleninu. Pepek n\u00e1mo\u0159n\u00edk m\u011bl ty bic\u00e1ky po \u0161pen\u00e1tu.<\/p>\n

My na to m\u00e1me<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Udr\u017eet pomoc\u00ed steroid\u016f Ukrajinu i nad\u00e1le v ringu bude letos ob\u010dany z\u00e1padn\u00edch zem\u00ed\u00a0st\u00e1t<\/a>\u00a0cca 5 miliard dolar\u016f m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b. Ani\u017e by se kdo ptal na jejich n\u00e1zor v t\u00e9to v\u011bci. M\u016fj n\u00e1zor na v\u011bc je, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed efekt pro Ukrajinu by zcela jist\u011b m\u011blo nap\u0159\u00edklad odv\u00e9zt tu hromadu kvalitn\u00edch ho\u0159lavin do spalovny a vyrobit z n\u00ed teplo. Aspo\u0148 by se na chv\u00edli zah\u0159\u00e1li. Ukrajina nepot\u0159ebuje pen\u00edze a dal\u0161\u00ed tanky, pot\u0159ebuje p\u0159\u00ed\u010detn\u00e9ho prezidenta.<\/p>\n

P\u0159ijel Leopold<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Oj, za p\u0159\u00edkladn\u00e9 ukrohujerstv\u00ed vy\u010d\u00edsliteln\u00e9 des\u00edtkami miliard jsme\u00a0dostali<\/a>\u00a0od \u201espojenc\u016f\u201c\u00a0jeden<\/strong>\u00a0ojet\u00fd tank. Zat\u00edm. Dal\u0161\u00ed vy\u0159azen\u00e9 tanky pr\u00fd je\u0161t\u011b dostaneme. Poj\u010fme ten obchod stolet\u00ed se\u010d\u00edst. Zaprv\u00e9, m\u00edsto sov\u011btsk\u00e9ho \u201e\u0161rotu\u201c poslan\u00e9ho Ukrajin\u011b obdr\u017e\u00edme m\u00e9n\u011b ne\u017e polovi\u010dn\u00ed mno\u017estv\u00ed \u0161rotu z\u00e1padon\u011bmeck\u00e9ho. Zadruh\u00e9, za 14 kus\u016f tohoto \u0161rotu jsme fakticky zaplatili p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm definitivn\u00ed likvidac\u00ed posledn\u00edho zbytku vztah\u016f s tradi\u010dn\u00edm partnerem disponuj\u00edc\u00edm bezedn\u00fdmi zdroji lacin\u00e9 energie za n\u011bj\u017e neexistuje ekvivalentn\u00ed n\u00e1hrada. Zat\u0159et\u00ed, v\u00fdchodn\u00ed Ukrajina a Krym u\u017e z\u016fstanou rusk\u00e9. I kdyby se soudru\u017eka \u010cernochov\u00e1 i ostatn\u00ed v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e1 vemena rozkr\u00e1jela na \u00fapln\u011b mal\u00e9 nudli\u010dky.\u00a0\u00c0 propos, slavnostn\u00ed p\u0159ed\u00e1n\u00ed tanku\u00a0\u201eLeopold<\/em>\u201c (n\u00e1\u0161 dom\u00e1c\u00ed terminus technicus pro z\u00e1padon\u011bmeck\u00fd \u0161rot): s. \u010cernochov\u00e1 m\u011bla velmi zaj\u00edmav\u00fd\u00a0projev<\/a>\u00a0b\u011bhem n\u011bho\u017e chv\u00edlemi jevila z\u0159eteln\u00e9 zn\u00e1mky sexu\u00e1ln\u00edho vzru\u0161en\u00ed. V \u00favodu p\u0159\u00e1telsky pohovo\u0159ila p\u0159\u00edmo s Leopoldem a p\u0159iv\u00edtala ho v protektor\u00e1tu B\u00f6hmen und M\u00e4hren. Pak n\u00e1sledovala m\u00edsty pon\u011bkud zmaten\u00e1 pas\u00e1\u017e skl\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00ed se d\u00edlem z d\u00edk\u016f \u0158\u00ed\u0161i a d\u00edlem z op\u00e1jen\u00ed se vlastn\u00ed dokonalost\u00ed. Trochu vtipu do t\u00e9 truchlohry vnesl pouze p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh o tom, jak soudru\u017eku ministryni v\u0161ichni na\u0161i \u010dty\u0159i tankist\u00e9 i pes l\u00e9ta prosili, aby u\u017e nemuseli jezdit v historick\u00e9m rusk\u00e9m tanku, kter\u00fd je star\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e oni a dostali kone\u010dn\u011b modern\u00ed z\u00e1padn\u00ed stroj. \u201eA zm\u011bna je tady!<\/em>\u201c prohl\u00e1sila ta vtipn\u00e1 osoba s pohledem up\u0159en\u00fdm na chud\u00e1ka star\u00e9ho Leopolda.<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e miliard\u00e1\u0159i pr\u0161\u00ed z oken<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Dal\u0161\u00ed rusk\u00fd miliard\u00e1\u0159 tentokr\u00e1t\u00a0ud\u011blal<\/a>\u00a0hop\u00edka z okna a je za t\u00edm op\u011bt Putin. V\u00edm o tom stejn\u00fd pendrek jako novin\u00e1\u0159i, ale jedno mi na rozd\u00edl od nich vrt\u00e1 hlavou. Nep\u0159ijde v\u00e1m nikomu divn\u00fd, jak ty sam\u00e9 neschopn\u00e9 rusk\u00e9 tajn\u00e9 slu\u017eby, co norm\u00e1ln\u011b pohnoj\u00ed na co \u0161\u00e1hnou a v\u0161ude trous\u00ed d\u016fkazy, viz kauzy Litvin\u011bnko, Skripal, Vrb\u011btice nebo\u00a0Chango\u0161vili<\/a>, jsou najednou v t\u011bchto tajemn\u00fdch a \u201ez\u00e1hadn\u00fdch\u201c p\u0159\u00edpadech tak d\u011bsiv\u011b efektivn\u00ed a neviditeln\u00e9, \u017ee by Bond zezelenal z\u00e1vist\u00ed?<\/p>\n

U\u017e to bude!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Tyhle<\/a>\u00a0neust\u00e1le se opakuj\u00edc\u00ed zaru\u010den\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy o tom, jak to v Rusku jde od deseti k p\u011bti a Rusov\u00e9, tentokr\u00e1t \u017e\u00edzn\u00edc\u00ed po kokakole, proto u\u017e brzo Putina svrhnou, jsou opravdu z\u00e1bavn\u00e9. V t\u00e9to souvislosti p\u0159em\u00edt\u00e1m, pro\u010d o t\u011bch drtiv\u00fdch dopadech sankc\u00ed zat\u00edm \u010cT nikdy nic nenato\u010dila? Pro\u010d n\u00e1m ty pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9 reg\u00e1ly v rusk\u00fdch obchodech neukazuje Ro\u017e\u00e1nek? Nen\u00ed nic jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00edho, ne? Prost\u011b zajde\u0161 s telefonem do moskevsk\u00e9ho obchodu a zdokumentuje\u0161 tu b\u00eddu. Hotov\u00e9, vy\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9. Jasn\u00e9 KO dezinforma\u010dn\u00ed sc\u00e9n\u011b. Z\u00e1hada.<\/p>\n

Vol\u00edm soudruha Pavla<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Zden\u011bk Sv\u011br\u00e1k, z ne zcela srozumiteln\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f pokl\u00e1dan\u00fd za jak\u00fdsi mor\u00e1ln\u00ed spole\u010densk\u00fd maj\u00e1k, zaryt\u00fd medi\u00e1ln\u00ed antikomunista a havloid, kter\u00fd ov\u0161em podepsal komunistickou Antichartu, by na Hrad\u011b\u00a0cht\u011bl<\/a>\u00a0m\u00edt b\u00fdval\u00e9ho komunistick\u00e9ho rozv\u011bd\u010d\u00edka. M\u00edsto kolegy sv\u00e9 modly z protikomunistick\u00e9ho disentu, komunistick\u00e9ho politick\u00e9ho v\u011bzn\u011b, chartistu a mor\u00e1ln\u011b neposkvrn\u011bn\u00e9ho Jaroslava Ba\u0161ty. To nevymysl\u00ed\u0161. Budu se sm\u00e1t a\u017e do voleb.<\/p>\n

Sv\u011bt pat\u0159\u00ed n\u00e1m<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Svaz\u00e1k<\/a>\u00a0je prost\u011b diagn\u00f3za. Proto\u017ee nen\u00ed norm\u00e1ln\u00ed m\u00edsto studentsk\u00e9 bezstarostn\u00e9 j\u00edzdy, \u0161uk\u00e1n\u00ed, mejdan\u016f a sem tam p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ek vstoupit je\u0161t\u011b se sko\u0159\u00e1pkou na prdeli do politiky proto, abych v\u0161em ostatn\u00edm vnutil sv\u016fj zjevn\u011b \u0161\u00e1hl\u00fd pohled na sv\u011bt plynouc\u00ed z valn\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti z du\u0161evn\u00ed i \u017eivotn\u00ed nezralosti. Nen\u00ed norm\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u00e1t p\u0159ednost politice p\u0159ed rodinou. Nen\u00ed norm\u00e1ln\u00ed b\u00fdt pohor\u0161en\u00e1, \u017ee mu\u017ei jev\u00ed z\u00e1jem o mladou \u017eenu jako o \u017eenu, a ne pouze jako o soudru\u017eku. Nen\u00ed norm\u00e1ln\u00ed si na to st\u011b\u017eovat v m\u00e9di\u00edch a nen\u00ed norm\u00e1ln\u00ed pokou\u0161et se ud\u011blat z vlastn\u00ed \u00fachylky normu. \u017deny, kter\u00e9 nemaj\u00ed v hlav\u011b nasr\u00e1no jako soudru\u017eka Kira Marie, a \u010dasto jsou, na rozd\u00edl od n\u00ed, zpravidla je\u0161t\u011b i pohledn\u00e9, toti\u017e nemaj\u00ed s flirtov\u00e1n\u00edm, nebo chcete-li sexismem, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd probl\u00e9m. Um\u00ed si s n\u00edm hrav\u011b poradit a nec\u00edt\u00ed pot\u0159ebu m\u011bnit kv\u016fli tomu \u00fastavu. Z\u00e1padn\u00ed sv\u011bt za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 p\u0159ipom\u00ednat chud\u00fd koncentr\u00e1k pln\u00fd \u0161\u00edlenc\u016f mimo jin\u00e9 i proto, \u017ee v politice se ocitlo nadkritick\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed svaz\u00e1k\u016f a svaza\u010dek se sko\u0159\u00e1pkou na prdeli typ Kira Marie.<\/p>\n

Mus\u00ed to b\u00fdt kr\u00e1sn\u00e9<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Japonsko d\u00e1le\u00a0nakupuje<\/a>\u00a0ruskou ropu. Proto\u017ee je to v z\u00e1jmu jeho energetick\u00e9 bezpe\u010dnosti. Cht\u011bl bych b\u00fdt Japoncem. Nebo Indem. Nebo\u0165 tak\u00e9 Indie\u00a0odm\u00edt\u00e1<\/a>\u00a0p\u016fsobit dojmem, \u017ee je jej\u00ed vl\u00e1da slo\u017eena z idiot\u016f a nad\u00e1le s Ruskem udr\u017euje obchodn\u00ed vztahy. Cituji indick\u00e9ho ministra zahrani\u010d\u00ed: \u201eJ\u00e1 jsem diplomat. Moje pr\u00e1ce je d\u011blat zahrani\u010dn\u00ed politiku tak, aby to slou\u017eilo na\u0161im n\u00e1rodn\u00edm z\u00e1jm\u016fm a dlouhodob\u011b vedlo k\u00a0m\u00edru a dialogu<\/em>.\u201c Mus\u00ed to b\u00fdt kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, \u017e\u00edt v zemi, kde politici slou\u017e\u00ed n\u00e1rodn\u00edm z\u00e1jm\u016fm a provozuj\u00ed politiku vedouc\u00ed k m\u00edru.<\/p>\n

Evropsky nehodnotn\u00e1 socha<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Socha Kate\u0159iny Velik\u00e9, zakladatelky Od\u011bsy,\u00a0zmizela<\/a>\u00a0z m\u011bsta. Spr\u00e1vn\u011b. Odstra\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed soch osobnost\u00ed minulosti je krom\u011b okle\u0161\u0165ov\u00e1n\u00ed lidsk\u00fdch pr\u00e1v, zaveden\u00ed st\u00e1tn\u00edho paternalismu, vl\u00e1dy nevolen\u00fdch nadn\u00e1rodn\u00edch struktur a provozov\u00e1n\u00ed kulturn\u00ed revoluce dal\u0161\u00edm rozpozn\u00e1vac\u00edm znakem ka\u017ed\u00e9 demokracie ve stadiu absolutn\u00ed dokonalosti.\u00a0Kdo ovl\u00e1d\u00e1 minulost, ovl\u00e1d\u00e1 budoucnost. Kdo ovl\u00e1d\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edtomnost, ovl\u00e1d\u00e1 minulost.\u00a0<\/em>Ne, pan Blair to fakt nepsal jako manu\u00e1l.<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e to ne\u0161lo f\u00e9rov\u011b<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u010clenov\u00e9 rusk\u00e9ho t\u00fdmu\u00a0Kamaz<\/a>\u00a0odm\u00edtli odsoudit v\u00e1lku na Ukrajin\u011b a n\u011bjak\u00e1 sportovn\u00ed sekce Jedin\u00fdch Spravedliv\u00fdch je vy\u0161oupla z Dakaru. Jist\u011b. Ka\u017ed\u00fd slu\u0161n\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk by\u00a0 p\u0159ece podepsal lejstro proti svoj\u00ed zemi, kter\u00e1 je ve v\u00e1lce de facto s t\u00edm, kdo to lejstro vytvo\u0159il. To d\u00e1 rozum. Na n\u00e1rodn\u00ed hrdost p\u0159ece sere pes. Proto\u017ee v\u00e1lka je p\u0159ece o\u0161kliv\u00e1. No, nev\u00edm. To, \u017ee na Z\u00e1pad\u011b na n\u00e1rodn\u00ed hrdost sere pes nutn\u011b neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee na n\u00ed sere i na V\u00fdchod\u011b. Ta urputn\u00e1 z\u00e1padn\u00ed snaha vn\u00edmat v\u0161echny lidi na sv\u011bt\u011b jako Evropany u\u017e zabila v\u00edc lid\u00ed ne\u017e mor, \u0161pan\u011blsk\u00e1 ch\u0159ipka a Stalin s Hitlerem dohromady. A jist\u011b to nijak nesouvis\u00ed s t\u00edm, \u017ee v\u0161echny posledn\u00ed ro\u010dn\u00edky Dakaru vyhr\u00e1l Kamaz. A jak se k trapn\u00e9mu pap\u00edrov\u00e9mu vy\u0159azen\u00ed nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch favorit\u016f postavili jejich soupe\u0159i, t\u0159eba \u010ce\u0161i? N\u011bjak\u00fd, aspo\u0148 nepatrn\u00fd n\u00e1znak\u00a0 sportovn\u00ed solidarity a smyslu pro fair play? Spr\u00e1vn\u011b, ani hovno. Raduj\u00ed se z \u201ep\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti z\u00edskat v\u00fdborn\u00fd v\u00fdsledek<\/em>\u2026.\u201c\u00a0 Chce se mi zvracet.<\/p>\n

Wunderwaffen<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Sdru\u017een\u00ed obecn\u00edch idiot\u016f \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky zorganizovalo sb\u00edrku D\u00e1rek pro Putina, ve kter\u00e9 se pr\u00fd v rekordn\u00edm \u010dase\u00a0vybralo<\/a>\u00a090 milion\u016f na jak\u00e9si \u201ez\u00e1zra\u010dn\u00e9 zbran\u011b<\/em>\u201c pro Ukrajinu. M\u00e1m k tomu dv\u011b pozn\u00e1mky. Zaprv\u00e9,\u00a0z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u00e9 zbran\u011b,\u00a0<\/em>v origin\u00e1le\u00a0wunderwaffen,<\/em>\u00a0je\u0161t\u011b nikdy nikomu \u017e\u00e1dnou v\u00e1lku nevyhr\u00e1ly. Zadruh\u00e9, to \u017ee se bleskov\u011b vybere\u00a0na kulomety a\u00a0tanky<\/a>, ale\u00a0nap\u0159\u00edklad<\/a>\u00a0na um\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed sta\u0159\u00edky se pen\u00edze nenajdou, je zpr\u00e1vou o tom, \u017ee\u00a0na\u0161e zem\u011b<\/em>\u00a0furt je\u0161t\u011b\u00a0nevzkv\u00e9t\u00e1<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Diverzifikujeme<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

A u hospod\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b z\u016fstaneme. Vl\u00e1da si\u00a0p\u016fj\u010d\u00ed<\/a>\u00a0150 miliard, aby se mohla co nejd\u016fkladn\u011bji a co nejnen\u00e1vratn\u011bji odst\u0159ihnout od star\u00fdch trubek s mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b levn\u00fdmi energiemi od nevypo\u010ditateln\u00fdch partner\u016f, a p\u0159ipojit se na nov\u00e9 trubky s mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b drah\u00fdmi energiemi od nevypo\u010ditateln\u00fdch partner\u016f.<\/p>\n

Mas\u00e1\u017e Praha Te\u010fka<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

A na z\u00e1v\u011br p\u0159ehl\u00eddky start\u00e9r\u016f deprese trochu legrace. Lidoveck\u00fd poslanec byl\u00a0obvin\u011bn<\/a>\u00a0mas\u00e9rem ze zn\u00e1siln\u011bn\u00ed. Aneb, kdy\u017e si na erotick\u00e9m port\u00e1lu uprost\u0159ed noci objedn\u00e1\u0161 \u00fapln\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed mas\u00e1\u017e zad, a pak se to n\u011bjak zvrtne.<\/p>\n

Bo\u017e\u00ed ml\u00fdny?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Jsem v podstat\u011b ateista. Ob\u010das jsem ale na v\u00e1\u017ek\u00e1ch, zda p\u0159ece jen neexistuje. T\u0159eba kdy\u017e si\u00a0p\u0159e\u010dtu<\/a>, jak se dv\u011b hv\u011bzdy \u010cT a v\u00fdznamn\u00ed \u010dlenov\u00e9 sekty Jedin\u00fdch Spravedliv\u00fdch navz\u00e1jem nat\u00edraj\u00ed u nad\u0159\u00edzen\u00fdch a spole\u010dn\u011b pak \u010del\u00ed obvin\u011bn\u00ed ze sexu\u00e1ln\u00edho hara\u0161en\u00ed \u010di bossingu. \u017de by teda p\u0159ece jenom existoval? A s n\u00edm i ty jeho slavn\u00fd ml\u00fdny? Co melou pomalu, ale jist\u011b? Budu se sm\u00e1t a\u017e do volby nov\u00e9ho \u0159editele \u010cT.<\/p>\n

BY LU LINA<\/a><\/p>\n

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