{"id":2028,"date":"2021-05-27T15:23:42","date_gmt":"2021-05-27T13:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=2028"},"modified":"2021-05-27T15:23:42","modified_gmt":"2021-05-27T13:23:42","slug":"blby-a-blbejsi-aneb-jak-se-resi-kovid-v-bananove-republice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2021\/05\/27\/blby-a-blbejsi-aneb-jak-se-resi-kovid-v-bananove-republice\/","title":{"rendered":"BLB\u00dd A BLB\u011aJ\u0160\u00cd ANEB JAK SE \u0158E\u0160\u00cd KOVID V BAN\u00c1NOV\u00c9 REPUBLICE"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Jedna del\u0161\u00ed anekdota o tom, jak u n\u00e1s prob\u00edhala a st\u00e1le prob\u00edh\u00e1 koronavirov\u00e1 \u201eepidemie\u201c a boj proti n\u00ed. I kdy\u017e nev\u00edm, zda je to opravdu k zasm\u00e1n\u00ed, nebo sp\u00ed\u0161e k pl\u00e1\u010di.\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/h2>\n
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P\u0159ijde takhle archand\u011bl Gabriel na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu ke svat\u00e9mu Petrovi. Chv\u00edli jej pozoruje, jak odbavuje du\u0161e vstupuj\u00edc\u00ed do nebe, a jakmile Petr vy\u0159\u00edd\u00ed posledn\u00edho ve front\u011b, tak si k\u00a0n\u011bmu Gabriel p\u0159isedne:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Nazdar, Pet\u0159e, u\u017e jsem t\u011b dlouho nevid\u011bl. Jak to jde?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Ale, Gabrieli, ani se neptej. Jsem z\u00a0toho v\u0161eho \u00fapln\u011b vy\u0159\u00edzen\u00fd. Kdokoliv sem te\u010f p\u0159ijde, tak mi \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, jak to tam dole te\u010f stoj\u00ed za starou ba\u010dkoru.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 A\u00a0pro\u010dpak? Zase jim tam \u0160\u00e9f nechal vybouchnout Yellowstone?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Kdepak, ale roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159il se tam n\u011bjak\u00fd nov\u00fd virus. Hodn\u011b \u0159\u00e1dil t\u0159eba t\u00e1mhle v\u00a0\u010cesk\u00e9 republice, zrovna odtud te\u010f p\u0159i\u0161lo dal\u0161\u00edch p\u00e1r lid\u00ed.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 Tak to tam mus\u00ed m\u00edt vl\u00e1da napilno. J\u00e1 b\u00fdt na jej\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b, tak se soust\u0159ed\u00edm na to, aby byli lid\u00e9 p\u0159ipraveni na virus a m\u011bli co nejlep\u0161\u00ed imunitu, tak\u017ee bych je hlavn\u011b motivoval k\u00a0pohybu, podporoval sport a podobn\u00e9 v\u011bci. D\u011bl\u00e1 to ta vl\u00e1da, \u017ee ano?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Ale co t\u011b nem\u00e1, Gabrieli. Naopak tam zav\u0159eli sportovi\u0161t\u011b, posilovny, baz\u00e9ny i\u00a0dal\u0161\u00ed podobn\u00e9 podniky a dr\u017e\u00ed lidi doma.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 Co\u017ee? Chud\u00e1\u010dci lidi. Tak snad se projdou aspo\u0148 cestou do pr\u00e1ce nebo do \u0161koly.<\/p>\n

\u2013 Ale v\u016fbec ne. D\u011bti byly dote\u010f doma, u\u010dily se na d\u00e1lku p\u0159es po\u010d\u00edta\u010d a i\u00a0v\u011bt\u0161ina dosp\u011bl\u00fdch m\u011bla houmofis, tak\u017ee se cel\u00e9 hodiny ani nezvedli od po\u010d\u00edta\u010de.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 Prop\u00e1na, tak snad si aspo\u0148 ob\u010das zajeli na v\u00fdlet, aby se rozh\u00fdbali a trochu si zv\u00fd\u0161ili imunitu.<\/p>\n

\u2013 No pr\u00e1v\u011b \u017ee nemohli. Skoro dva m\u011bs\u00edce tam byly uzav\u0159en\u00e9 hranice okres\u016f a \u010dlov\u011bk ani nesm\u011bl mimo sv\u016fj okres.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 Tak kde si tedy m\u011bli dop\u0159\u00e1t pohyb? Jedin\u011b snad v\u00a0lese ve sv\u00e9m okrese\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013 Ani to nemohli. Vl\u00e1da jim to omezila, asi m\u011bs\u00edc sm\u011bli do lesa jen v katastru sv\u00e9 obce, p\u0159itom ve spoust\u011b katastr\u016f ani lesy nejsou.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 Tak\u017ee kdy\u017e se cht\u011bli trochu nad\u00fdchat \u010derstv\u00e9ho vzduchu, tak mohli akor\u00e1t tak za humna?<\/p>\n

\u2013 No oni ani nemohli moc d\u00fdchat. Vl\u00e1da zavedla povinn\u00e9 rou\u0161ky, tak\u017ee oni vlastn\u011b jen vdechovali to, co p\u0159edt\u00edm vydechli.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 To snad nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e9, v\u017edy\u0165 t\u00edm sp\u00ed\u0161 si t\u00edm zni\u010d\u00ed imunitu. A\u00a0nav\u00edc kde po\u0159\u00e1d br\u00e1t tolik rou\u0161ek. Aspo\u0148 \u017ee si je ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee u\u0161\u00edt doma.<\/p>\n

\u2013 N\u011bjak\u00fd \u010das mohli, jen\u017ee pak to vl\u00e1da zase zak\u00e1zala a zavedla povinn\u011b respir\u00e1tor, kter\u00fd se ned\u00e1 u\u0161\u00edt doma a lidi si ho museli koupit.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 Tak to u\u017e je hotov\u00fd bl\u00e1zinec! J\u00e1 tam \u017e\u00edt, tak budu m\u00edt za p\u00e1r dn\u016f nervy v\u00a0k\u00fdblu. Aspo\u0148 \u017ee si m\u016f\u017eou sednout do hospody nebo n\u011bkde u\u00a0zn\u00e1m\u00fdch a tam se odreagovat. Nebo snad\u2026 ani mi ne\u0159\u00edkej, \u017ee\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013 Ano, i\u00a0to tam vl\u00e1da zak\u00e1zala, hospody te\u010f byly zav\u0159en\u00e9 p\u016fl roku, a zrovna kdy\u017e bylo nejh\u016f\u0159 a lidi pot\u0159ebovali nejv\u00edc \u00fat\u011bchy, tak jim vl\u00e1da zak\u00e1zala i\u00a0n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy mezi lidmi. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed to lid\u00e9 nedodr\u017eovali, proto\u017ee jinak by u\u017e se v\u0161ichni utr\u00e1pili samotou a \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00edm.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 To je hr\u016fza. Jak to v\u016fbec ti \u010ce\u0161i mohli p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt?<\/p>\n

\u2013 T\u011b\u017eko. Pro\u010d mysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee mi jich sem te\u010f chodilo tolik? Ty z\u00e1kazy jim vzaly v\u0161echnu t\u011blesnou i\u00a0du\u0161evn\u00ed s\u00edlu a pak u\u017e je n\u011bco dorazilo, bu\u010f ten virus, nebo dal\u0161\u00ed nemoce. M\u011bl jsem tu i\u00a0p\u00e1r lid\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed dostali rakovinu a u\u017e se s\u00a0n\u00ed ani nepokou\u0161eli bojovat, proto\u017ee je to tam dole nebavilo a u\u017e se t\u011b\u0161ili sem.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 Ale te\u010f u\u017e to snad kon\u010d\u00ed, ne? U\u017e by se to mohlo vr\u00e1tit do norm\u00e1lu?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Virus u\u017e tam nem\u00e1 skoro nikdo, ale vl\u00e1d\u011b se po\u0159\u00e1d nechce vr\u00e1tit norm\u00e1ln\u00ed \u017eivot. Ani hospody neotev\u0159eli, jen jejich zahr\u00e1dky a to si je\u0161t\u011b usmysleli, \u017ee mus\u00ed\u0161 b\u00fdt o\u010dkovan\u00fd nebo m\u00edt za sebou test na virus, aby t\u011b tam pustili.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 Ono u\u017e je o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed? Tak to stihli rychle, v\u0161echny klinick\u00e9 studie a podobn\u00e9 v\u011bci.<\/p>\n

\u2013 Pr\u00e1v\u011b \u017ee se to nestihlo po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b vyzkou\u0161et, vlastn\u011b se to zkou\u0161\u00ed a\u017e te\u010f na lidech, co to s\u00a0nimi ud\u011bl\u00e1. Taky u\u017e mi sem p\u0159i\u0161lo p\u00e1r lid\u00ed hned po vakc\u00edn\u011b.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 No tohle! A\u00a0pro\u010d se ti lid\u00e9 v\u016fbec nech\u00e1vaj\u00ed nao\u010dkovat? V\u017edy\u0165 to p\u0159ece mus\u00ed b\u00fdt dobrovoln\u00e9!<\/p>\n

\u2013 Ne tak \u00fapln\u011b. Nen\u00ed to sice povinn\u00e9, ale kdo si to ned\u00e1 p\u00edchnout, tomu st\u00e1t omezuje dal\u0161\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00ed pr\u00e1va a sna\u017e\u00ed se z\u00a0nich ud\u011blat pod\u0159adnou l\u016fzu.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 Tak to je hrozn\u00e9. Nu, ale jestli dob\u0159e pamatuju, tak tam letos budou volby. A\u00a0pro opozici to mus\u00ed b\u00fdt obrovsk\u00e9 t\u00e9ma, to zru\u0161en\u00ed v\u0161ech z\u00e1kaz\u016f a nucen\u00e9ho o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed. Na tom ur\u010dit\u011b zakl\u00e1daj\u00ed svoji kampa\u0148.<\/p>\n

\u2013 Ale kdepak. Proti vl\u00e1d\u011b te\u010f stoj\u00ed dv\u011b velk\u00e9 koalice, ale ani jedna z\u00a0nich v\u011bt\u0161inu z\u00e1kaz\u016f ani to o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed nekritizuje, sp\u00ed\u0161 naopak na vl\u00e1du nad\u00e1vaj\u00ed, \u017ee o\u010dkuje moc pomalu. Jdou proti tomu jen men\u0161\u00ed strany, hlavn\u011b ty neparlamentn\u00ed.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 Tak to u\u017e je moc. Hele, Pet\u0159e, u\u017e rad\u0161i p\u016fjdu, abych to v\u0161echno rozd\u00fdchal. Mus\u00edm se n\u011bjak odreagovat, co dnes vlastn\u011b d\u00e1vaj\u00ed v\u00a0nebesk\u00e9m kin\u011b?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Blb\u00fd a blb\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u2013 Tak to vid\u011bt nepot\u0159ebuju. To, co jsi mi te\u010f \u0159ekl, mi na tohle t\u00e9ma bohat\u011b sta\u010dilo.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Jan Sedl\u00e1\u010dek<\/a><\/p>\n

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