{"id":17559,"date":"2022-10-31T01:00:06","date_gmt":"2022-10-31T00:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=17559"},"modified":"2022-10-30T16:21:01","modified_gmt":"2022-10-30T15:21:01","slug":"ucitelovi-vukadinovicovi-chcipla-dceruska-chacha-chichi-to-je-sranda-ona-mu-chcipla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2022\/10\/31\/ucitelovi-vukadinovicovi-chcipla-dceruska-chacha-chichi-to-je-sranda-ona-mu-chcipla\/","title":{"rendered":"U\u010ditelovi Vukadinovi\u0107ovi chc\u00edpla dceru\u0161ka: chacha, chichi, to je sranda, ona mu chc\u00edpla…"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Je to norm\u00e1ln\u00ed? V\u00e1\u017en\u011b tato zv\u011brstva jsou je\u0161t\u011b humor, aby se oslavoval na Twitteru?\u00a0 Aby h\u00fdkala N\u011bmcov\u00e1 radost\u00ed? Pokud se nahl\u00e1s\u00ed popla\u0161n\u00e1 zpr\u00e1va u z\u00e1chran\u00e1\u0159\u016f, je to tak\u00e9 takov\u00e1 sranda?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Cha cha, cha, voni jsou blb\u00ed, nepochopili, \u017ee je to sranda, ohl\u00e1sil pan u\u010ditel, \u017ee mu chc\u00edpla dceru\u0161ka. A vona nechc\u00edcpla. Cha cha cha…(Zrcadlov\u00fd p\u0159\u00edklad<\/strong><\/em>)<\/p>\n

Na V\u00e1clavsk\u00e9m n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed jsou davy v\u00edce jak 60 000, mo\u017en\u00e1 osmdes\u00e1t tis\u00edc lid\u00ed. Je zaji\u0161t\u011bna bezpe\u010dnost, zdravotn\u00ed sestry, sanitky, policist\u00e9 a kdy\u017e se n\u011bkdo zhrout\u00ed, jsou v pohotovosti, po\u0159adatel poctiv\u011b zpr\u00e1vu ozn\u00e1m\u00ed a hlasit\u011b ozn\u00e1m\u00ed, kdo, kde, a jak se k n\u011bmu co nejrychleji dostat.\u00a0Ztracen\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b, rodi\u010de se mohou zhroutit zoufalstv\u00edm a hraje se o \u010das.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Za v\u016fbec nejz\u00e1va\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zneu\u017eit\u00ed t\u00eds\u0148ov\u00e9 linky \u00fa\u0159ad pova\u017euje \u00famysln\u00e9 nahl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed smy\u0161len\u00e9 ud\u00e1losti, kter\u00e9 si vy\u017e\u00e1d\u00e1 plan\u00fd v\u00fdjezd slo\u017eek IZS. Proto vznikl z\u00e1kon, se kter\u00fdm souhlasili v\u0161ichni: proti tup\u00fdm mozk\u016fm se mus\u00ed bojovat a legr\u00e1cky jsou t\u011b\u017ece za hranou. Jde o ztracen\u00e9 lidi a n\u011bkdy o \u017eivot! Za zneu\u017eit\u00ed t\u00eds\u0148ov\u00e9 linky hroz\u00ed fyzick\u00fdm osob\u00e1m sankce a\u017e 200 000 K\u010d. V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b opakovan\u00e9ho zneu\u017eit\u00ed se \u010d\u00e1stka m\u016f\u017ee vy\u0161plhat a\u017e na dvojn\u00e1sobek. Jen za leto\u0161n\u00ed rok u\u017e \u010cT\u00da vedl t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 200 spr\u00e1vn\u00edch \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed t\u00fdkaj\u00edc\u00ed se t\u00e9to v\u011bci.<\/div>\n
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A pak p\u0159\u00edjde n\u011bjak\u00fd idiot,\u00a0kter\u00fd pr\u00fd dokonce vyu\u010duje d\u011bti a rodi\u010d\u016fm se vysm\u00edv\u00e1, \u017ee chc\u00edpla jejich hol\u010di\u010dka<\/strong>, a ono to pr\u00fd je legrace, cha cha cha, chc\u00edpla hol\u010di\u010dka, ztratil se chlape\u010dek, cha cha cha a stejn\u011b jako v poh\u00e1dce, kdy k\u016fzl\u00e1tka volala vlk jde a kdy\u017e skute\u010dn\u011b p\u0159i\u0161el, nebyla z\u00e1chrana a vlk k\u016fzl\u00e1tka se\u017eral.U\u017e dnes je vid\u011bt, \u017ee mago\u0159i blokuj\u00ed i sanitky a h\u00e1z\u00ed viktorky a ukazuj\u00ed prost\u0159edn\u00ed\u010dky. A nad t\u00edm j\u00e1s\u00e1\u00a0 zvr\u00e1cen\u00e1, probruselsk\u00e1 N\u011bmcov\u00e1! V\u00e1\u017en\u011b k t\u00e9to poklesl\u00e9 spole\u010dnosti bruselsk\u00e9 st\u0159edn\u00ed Evropa pat\u0159\u00ed?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Jak si v\u00e1\u017e\u00ed Miroslavy N\u011bmcov\u00e9 v m\u00edst\u011b bydli\u0161t\u011b, kde j\u00ed znaj\u00ed?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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V komun\u00e1ln\u00edch volb\u00e1ch v roce 2018 kandidovala za ODS na posledn\u00edm 27. m\u00edst\u011b kandid\u00e1tky ve \u017d\u010f\u00e1ru nad S\u00e1zavou, a neusp\u011bla. A v komun\u00e1ln\u00edch volb\u00e1ch v roce 2022 nebyla v\u016fbec zvolena, uskupen\u00ed z\u00edskalo pouze 3 zastupitele. Miroslava N\u011bmcov\u00e1 dokonce kon\u010dila na tomto „kr\u00e1sn\u00e9m posledn\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b“. Tak ji maj\u00ed m\u00edstn\u00ed r\u00e1di.\"uzasny<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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V\u00ed ta extremistick\u00e1 \u017eensk\u00e1, \u017ee v\u010dera se v Ji\u017en\u00ed Koreji\u00a0v davu u\u0161lapalo skoro 200 lid\u00ed? Cha cha cha, chi chi chi!<\/strong>\u00a0Odporn\u00e9, zvr\u00e1cen\u00e9, hnusn\u00e9, bruselsk\u00e9! A zde bylo skoro 80 000 lid\u00ed!<\/p>\n

D\u016fkaz – \u017eert, ztratilo se d\u00edt\u011b!<\/span>
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\"\u017eert<\/p>\n

A tento idiot – pr\u00fd u\u010ditel, ozn\u00e1m\u00ed zoufalou zpr\u00e1vu a ztracen\u00e9m d\u00edt\u011bti. A hrozn\u011b se sm\u00e1l, \u017ee k tomu dal vymy\u0161len\u00e9 jm\u00e9no. Stejn\u00e9 d\u011blaj\u00ed opilci na z\u00e1chran\u00fdch link\u00e1ch a n\u00e1ramn\u011b se tomu sm\u011bj\u00ed. I zde vystra\u0161ili vytrolen\u00e9: cha cha cha.<\/p>\n

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Ztratilo se d\u00edt\u011b a pan u\u010ditel to zkomolil, to je legrace! A dokonce nen\u00e1vistn\u00e1 N\u011bmcov\u00e1, kter\u00e1 naz\u00fdv\u00e1 hanliv\u011b zoufal\u00e9 lidi parchantama a nikdo ji nem\u016f\u017ee vyhnat z politick\u00e9 funkce, j\u00e1s\u00e1. To je demokracie?<\/strong><\/p>\n

My takto\u00a0 h\u00fdkali, kdy\u017e n\u00e1m bylo p\u011bt let, \u017ee jsme vynechali p\u00edsmenko a pak jsme se tomu \u0159echtali, \u017ee jsme doty\u010dn\u00e9ho nevolali a pl\u00e1cali jsme se do kol\u00ednek.\u00a0Dnes se t\u00e9mu\u017e \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 trollen\u00ed a d\u011blaj\u00ed to u\u010ditel\u00e9.<\/strong>\u00a0Vzd\u011blanost \u0161kol jde prudce nahoru, stejn\u011b jako m\u00e9di\u00ed,<\/p>\n

St\u00e1tn\u00ed z\u00e1stupci, m\u011b\u0159\u00edte v\u0161em stejn\u011b?\u00a0\u00a0 Za stejn\u00e9 ur\u00e1\u017eky Tu\u0161l a \u010cerm\u00e1k sed\u00ed, p\u00e1ni soudcov\u00e9 a soudkyn\u011b! V\u00e1\u017en\u011b ob\u010dan\u00e9 na V\u00e1clavsk\u00e9m n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed jsou poloopice? Op\u011bt d\u016fkaz:<\/p>\n

\"Sn\u00edmek<\/p>\n

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P\u0159\u00edjmen\u00ed Van\u011bk m\u00e1 7612 lid\u00ed, je na 55. m\u00edst\u011b a v\u011bkov\u00fd pr\u016fm\u011br je 43 let.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Pro\u010d idiot, kter\u00e9ho by m\u011bli vyrazit z pr\u00e1ce, pokud skute\u010dn\u011b d\u011bti u\u010d\u00ed, sv\u016fj uboh\u00fd f\u00f3r je\u0161t\u011b rozmaz\u00e1v\u00e1, m\u00edsto aby se pokorn\u011b omluvil?Blb\u00fd vtip se n\u011bkdy nepoda\u0159\u00ed domyslet. Ale!!!\u00a0 Aby potom j\u00e1sal, jak vyd\u011bsil lidi, jak zneu\u017eil poctivosti, proto\u017ee Va\u0148k\u016f je velk\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed a nikdo nezn\u00e1 jejich jm\u00e9na je na v\u00fdhazov od d\u011bt\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Neboli: U\u010ditelovi Vukadinovi\u0107ovi chc\u00edpla dceru\u0161ka: chacha, chichi, to je sranda, ona mu chc\u00edpla…<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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