{"id":121162,"date":"2026-11-14T00:29:55","date_gmt":"2026-11-13T23:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=121162"},"modified":"2026-11-13T12:51:31","modified_gmt":"2026-11-13T11:51:31","slug":"peta-redova-cirkus-minar-jen-za-1190-kc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2026\/11\/14\/peta-redova-cirkus-minar-jen-za-1190-kc\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e9\u0165a R\u00e9dov\u00e1: Cirkus Min\u00e1\u0159 jen za 1190 K\u010d"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Bylo nebylo, za sedmero demonstracemi, sedmero transparenty a jedn\u00edm po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b tu\u010dn\u00fdm bankovn\u00edm \u00fa\u010dtem \u017eil jeden zrzkav\u00fd Mikul\u00e1\u0161.<\/p>\n

Nebyl to ov\u0161em ten hodn\u00fd Mikul\u00e1\u0161, kter\u00fd d\u011btem nos\u00ed sladkosti. Tenhle Mikul\u00e1\u0161 m\u011bl rad\u011bji, kdy\u017e lid\u00e9 nosili sladkosti, dary a hlavn\u011b pen\u00edzky jemu.<\/p>\n

Jednoho dne zjistil, \u017ee m\u00e1 zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed nad\u00e1n\u00ed. Sta\u010dilo vyl\u00e9zt na p\u00f3dium, zatv\u00e1\u0159it se ustaran\u011b, n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t vyk\u0159iknout \u201eDemokracie je v ohro\u017een\u00ed!\u201c a lid\u00e9 za\u010dali vytahovat pen\u011b\u017eenky.<\/p>\n

\u201eHle\u010fme!\u201c zaradoval se Mikul\u00e1\u0161. \u201eTo je lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e kouzeln\u00fd m\u011b\u0161ec!\u201c<\/p>\n

A tak svol\u00e1val lid, m\u00e1val rukama, pron\u00e1\u0161el vzne\u0161en\u00e9 \u0159e\u010di a sliboval, \u017ee zachr\u00e1n\u00ed cel\u00e9 kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Jen\u017ee \u010das b\u011b\u017eel, lid\u00e9 za\u010dali p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let a kouzeln\u00fd m\u011b\u0161ec u\u017e necinkal tak hlasit\u011b jako d\u0159\u00edv.<\/p>\n

Mikul\u00e1\u0161 sed\u011bl smutn\u011b p\u0159ed zrcadlem, pro\u010des\u00e1val si sv\u00e9 zrzav\u00e9 vl\u00e1sky a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel, jak znovu z\u00edskat p\u0159\u00edze\u0148 poddan\u00fdch.<\/p>\n

A tu dostal n\u00e1pad!<\/p>\n

\u201eKdy\u017e u\u017e mi necht\u011bj\u00ed d\u00e1vat pen\u00edzky jen tak, budu jim n\u011bco prod\u00e1vat!\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eAle co, \u00f3 velik\u00fd zachr\u00e1nce demokracie?\u201c zeptali se jeho v\u011brn\u00ed pano\u0161i.<\/p>\n

\u201e\u010cEPI\u010cKY!\u201c zvolal Mikul\u00e1\u0161. \u201ePoh\u00e1dkov\u00e9 \u010depi\u010dky! A kdo si koup\u00ed \u010depi\u010dku, bude m\u00edt demokracii p\u0159\u00edmo na hlav\u011b!\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eA kolik bude st\u00e1t, pane?\u201c zeptal se nesm\u011ble jeden pano\u0161.<\/p>\n

\u201eTis\u00edc sto devades\u00e1t zla\u0165\u00e1k\u016f!\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eAle pane, v\u017edy\u0165 za to by si chud\u00fd poddan\u00fd mohl koupit spoustu oby\u010dejn\u00fdch \u010depic!\u201c<\/p>\n

Mikul\u00e1\u0161 se zamra\u010dil.<\/p>\n

\u201eHlup\u00e1ku! Oby\u010dejn\u00e1 \u010depice h\u0159eje hlavu. Ta moje bude h\u0159\u00e1t demokratick\u00e9 sv\u011bdom\u00ed!\u201c<\/p>\n

A aby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo, p\u0159idal je\u0161t\u011b kouzelnou mikinu za 2 890 zla\u0165\u00e1k\u016f.<\/p>\n

Jen\u017ee tentokr\u00e1t se stalo n\u011bco ne\u010dekan\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n

Lid se neza\u010dal hrnout do obchod\u016f, n\u00fdbr\u017e se za\u010dal sm\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

\u201eMikul\u00e1\u0161i, copak jsme oslov\u00e9?\u201c volali poddan\u00ed. \u201eV\u017edy\u0165 za ty pen\u00edze m\u00e1me kab\u00e1t i s \u010depic\u00ed!\u201c<\/p>\n

Mikul\u00e1\u0161 zrudl tak, \u017ee mu ani jeho zrzav\u00e9 vlasy nesta\u010dily konkurovat.<\/p>\n

\u201eRychle! St\u00e1hn\u011bte \u010depi\u010dky! Schovejte mikiny! A napi\u0161te, \u017ee jsme ud\u011blali chybu!\u201c p\u0159ik\u00e1zal pano\u0161\u016fm.<\/p>\n

\u201eA co m\u00e1me \u0159\u00edct lidem?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201e\u017de jsme na tom necht\u011bli vyd\u011blat!\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eA uv\u011b\u0159\u00ed n\u00e1m?\u201c<\/p>\n

Mikul\u00e1\u0161 se dlouze zamyslel.<\/p>\n

\u201eNev\u00edm. Ale kdy\u017e n\u00e1m uv\u011b\u0159ili tolikr\u00e1t p\u0159edt\u00edm, t\u0159eba to vyjde i tentokr\u00e1t.\u201c<\/p>\n

A tak skon\u010dila poh\u00e1dka o kouzeln\u00e9 \u010depi\u010dce, kter\u00e1 m\u011bla zachra\u0148ovat demokracii, ale m\u00edsto toho zp\u016fsobila po\u0159\u00e1dnou ostudu.<\/p>\n

Zrzkav\u00fd Mikul\u00e1\u0161 se vr\u00e1til ke sv\u00e9mu zrcadlu a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel nad dal\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1chranou kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed.<\/p>\n

A jestli je\u0161t\u011b nesvolal dal\u0161\u00ed demonstraci, p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed dodnes.<\/p>\n

A POU\u010cEN\u00cd Z POH\u00c1DKY?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ka\u017ed\u00e1 poh\u00e1dka m\u00e1 sv\u00e9ho \u0161a\u0161ka, ka\u017ed\u00e9 kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed sv\u00e9ho vyvol\u00e1va\u010de a ka\u017ed\u00fd obchod sv\u00e9ho z\u00e1kazn\u00edka. Jen\u017ee i ten nejv\u011brn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1kazn\u00edk jednou pozn\u00e1, kdy u\u017e z n\u011bj n\u011bkdo d\u011bl\u00e1 hlup\u00e1ka.<\/p>\n

A zazvonil zvonec. Demokracie zachr\u00e1n\u011bna nebyla, ale \u010depi\u010dk\u00e1m byl konec.<\/p>\n

Satirick\u00e1 poh\u00e1dka inspirovan\u00e1 skute\u010dnou kauzou. Postavy, dialogy a jejich motivace jsou smy\u0161len\u00e9 a nadsazen\u00e9.<\/p>\n

P\u00e9\u0165a R\u00e9dov\u00e1<\/a><\/p>\n

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