{"id":116291,"date":"2026-09-20T00:25:42","date_gmt":"2026-09-19T22:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=116291"},"modified":"2026-09-19T09:29:18","modified_gmt":"2026-09-19T07:29:18","slug":"milena-douskova-general-kalkulacka-a-operace-krtek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2026\/09\/20\/milena-douskova-general-kalkulacka-a-operace-krtek\/","title":{"rendered":"Milena Dou\u0161kov\u00e1: Gener\u00e1l, kalkula\u010dka a operace Krtek"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"type-excerpt\">\u201eAhoj kamar\u00e1di, neberte m\u011b v\u00e1\u017en\u011b \u2013 nebo naopak smrteln\u011b v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, jak si vyberete. Nebo vy snad v\u00edte, co budete d\u011blat, a\u017e to bouchne? Nev\u00edm jak vy, ale j\u00e1 m\u00e1m krump\u00e1\u010d i lopatu. Jen p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lim, na co je pou\u017eiju nejd\u0159\u00edv.\u201c<\/p>\n<div class=\"detailPost-content\">\n<p>Sed\u011bl naproti mn\u011b, vy\u017eehlen\u00fd, st\u00e1tnick\u00fd, v o\u010d\u00edch v\u00fdraz odhodlan\u00e9ho str\u00e1\u017ece demokracie a na klop\u011b odzn\u00e1\u010dek, co se leskl tak jasn\u011b, a\u017e to osl\u0148ovalo.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"7\">\u201eMus\u00edme p\u0159idat na arm\u00e1d\u011b,\u201c \u0159ekl pevn\u00fdm, hlubok\u00fdm hlasem a poklepal na tlust\u00fd spis s tajn\u00fdmi grafy. \u201eChce to v\u00edce st\u00edha\u010dek, v\u00edce tank\u016f, v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed rozpo\u010det. Dv\u011b procenta HDP u\u017e nesta\u010d\u00ed, mus\u00edme j\u00edt v\u00fd\u0161. Obrana st\u00e1tu je absolutn\u00ed priorita.\u201c<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"8\">Usm\u00e1la jsem se. T\u00edm nejv\u00edc uklid\u0148uj\u00edc\u00edm, t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 mate\u0159sk\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem, jak\u00fd jsem v sob\u011b po letech sledov\u00e1n\u00ed politiky na\u0161la.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"9\">\u201ePepane,\u201c \u0159ekla jsem ti\u0161e a p\u0159isunula si k\u00e1vu. \u201eVyka\u0161li se na to.\u201c<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"10\">Prezident mrkl. Chv\u00edli to vypadalo, \u017ee hled\u00e1 skrytou kameru, pak slo\u017eit\u011b p\u0159ehm\u00e1tl na kravat\u011b a narovnal si z\u00e1da.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"11\">\u201ePros\u00edm?\u201c<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"12\">\u201eNa\u0161e arm\u00e1da ubr\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159i nejlep\u0161\u00edm tak Malou Stranu, Hrad\u010dany a kousek Kaprova n\u00e1b\u0159e\u017e\u00ed,\u201c pokra\u010dovala jsem v\u011bcn\u011b. \u201eVy papal\u00e1\u0161i tam m\u00e1te ty svoje hlubok\u00e9, betonov\u00e9 kryty je\u0161t\u011b po Hus\u00e1kovi, vybaven\u00e9 v\u00ed\u0159ivkou a z\u00e1sobou \u0161ampa\u0148sk\u00e9ho. Ale my ostatn\u00ed? V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b jadern\u00e9 v\u00e1lky vyl\u00e9tneme v\u0161ichni kom\u00ednem d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e va\u0161i piloti v\u016fbec najdou kl\u00ed\u010dky od t\u011bch p\u0159edra\u017een\u00fdch st\u00edha\u010dek. Cel\u00e1 ta obrana za dv\u011b st\u011b miliard je pro legraci kr\u00e1l\u00edk\u016fm. M\u00e1m pro tebe daleko lep\u0161\u00ed, lidov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a hlavn\u011b levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pl\u00e1n.\u201c<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13\">Pepa na m\u011b nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b koukal. Zjevn\u011b netu\u0161il, jestli m\u00e1 okam\u017eit\u011b volat ochranku, Vojenskou policii, nebo rovnou doktora Chocholou\u0161ka. Nezmohl se ani na b\u00e9knut\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"14\">\u201eD\u00edvej se,\u201c vyt\u00e1hla jsem ze ta\u0161ky \u010dtvere\u010dkovan\u00fd pap\u00edr a o\u0159ezanou tu\u017eku. \u201eDali jste na obranu dv\u011b st\u011b miliard. V republice je n\u00e1s kolem deseti milion\u016f. Kdy\u017e po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1me pr\u016fm\u011brn\u011b t\u0159i lidi na rodinu, m\u00e1me tu n\u011bjak\u00e9 t\u0159i miliony a t\u0159i sta tis\u00edc dom\u00e1cnost\u00ed. V\u00ed\u0161, kolik to d\u011bl\u00e1, kdy\u017e to rozpo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1\u0161 na hlavu a vyd\u011bl\u00ed\u0161 na rodinu?\u201c<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"15\">Ml\u010del. Jen mu lehce a rytmicky \u0161kubalo v lev\u00e9m v\u00ed\u010dku.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"16\">\u201e\u0160edes\u00e1t tis\u00edc, Pepo! \u0160edes\u00e1t tis\u00edc na d\u0159evo pro ka\u017edou rodinu!\u201c<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"17\">\u201e\u0160-\u0161edes\u00e1t tis\u00edc?\u201c hlesl kone\u010dn\u011b a v o\u010d\u00edch se mu rozho\u0159el plam\u00ednek \u010dist\u00e9ho d\u011bsu. \u201eA co by jako \u010desk\u00e1 rodina d\u011blala s \u0161edes\u00e1ti tis\u00edci v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b jadern\u00e9ho \u00fatoku?\u201c<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"18\">\u201eNo co! Vybodnou se na va\u0161e alian\u010dn\u00ed z\u00e1vazky a postaraj\u00ed se o sebe sami! \u0160edes\u00e1t tis\u00edc sice nesta\u010d\u00ed na kryt s klimatizac\u00ed a filtry proti radiaci, ale v OBI nebo Bauhausu za to po\u0159\u00edd\u00ed\u0161 dva kvalitn\u00ed krump\u00e1\u010de, dv\u011b po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 srdcovky lopaty, kole\u010dko, vlnit\u00fd plech a p\u00e1r tr\u00e1m\u016f. N\u00e1rod se prost\u011b zakope na zahrad\u00e1ch! Postav\u00edme si sv\u00e9pomoc\u00ed kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, \u00fatuln\u00e9 zemljanky podle prov\u011b\u0159en\u00e9ho vzoru na\u0161ich b\u00fdval\u00fdch rusk\u00fdch bratr\u016f. Ti v tom p\u0159ece um\u011bli \u017e\u00edt cel\u00e9 roky!\u201c<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"19\">Prezident pomalu ztr\u00e1cel barvu.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"20\">\u201eP\u0159edstav si to,\u201c b\u00e1snila jsem d\u00e1l a \u0161ermovala tu\u017ekou. \u201eZazn\u00ed sir\u00e9na, rodina popadne karton M\u00e1jky, barel pitn\u00e9 vody, baterku a zaleze pod hl\u00ednu. A za zbyl\u00fdch patn\u00e1ct tis\u00edc si je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed v\u00fdbuchem koup\u00ed slivovici, aby to \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed pod zem\u00ed l\u00e9pe ut\u00edkalo. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, prvn\u00ed t\u00fdden se budou soused\u00e9 h\u00e1dat, \u010d\u00ed zemljanka zasahuje do \u010d\u00ed parcely a jestli na tu d\u00edru pot\u0159ebuje\u0161 ohl\u00e1\u0161ku od stavebn\u00edho \u00fa\u0159adu, ale pak si zvyknou. Zazn\u00ed r\u00e1na, v\u0161ichni zalezou a za rok vylezou.\u201c<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"21\">Prezident pomalu zbledl do odst\u00ednu k\u0159\u00eddy. P\u0159edstavil si \u010deskou kotlinu prom\u011bn\u011bnou v gigantick\u00e9, rozoran\u00e9 krtni\u0161t\u011b, ze kter\u00e9ho tr\u010d\u00ed jen kou\u0159ovody z vlnit\u00e9ho plechu.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"22\">\u201eA te\u010f to hlavn\u00ed, Pepane,\u201c naklonila jsem se k n\u011bmu bl\u00ed\u017e. \u201eVy si na Hrad\u011b umyjete ruce, zaklapnete za sebou ty nepr\u016fst\u0159eln\u00e9 dve\u0159e v metru a ukryjete se pod zem\u00ed do sv\u00fdch luxusn\u00edch bunkr\u016f taky na rok. A cel\u00fd ten rok se budete modlit a doufat, \u017ee a\u017e vylezete, tak my v\u0161ichni dole budeme po smrti.\u201c<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"23\">\u201eA\u2026 a kdy\u017e nebudete?\u201c p\u00edpl gener\u00e1l v z\u00e1loze.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"24\">\u201eProto\u017ee jestli ne\u2026 tak ti z cel\u00e9ho srdce nep\u0159eju vid\u011bt to p\u0159iv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed. P\u0159edstav si t\u0159i miliony na\u0161tvan\u00fdch rodin, kter\u00e9 str\u00e1vily rok v zemljance o M\u00e1jce a slivovici, jak st\u0159\u00edzliv\u011bj\u00ed a vych\u00e1zej\u00ed na sv\u011btlo sv\u011bta. V\u0161ichni ozbrojen\u00ed krump\u00e1\u010di, lopatami a ro\u010dn\u00ed z\u00e1sobou nahromad\u011bn\u00e9ho vzteku, jak \u010dekaj\u00ed p\u0159ed branami Hradu, a\u017e papal\u00e1\u0161i kone\u010dn\u011b vykouknou z krytu.\u201c<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"25\">Usm\u00e1la jsem se a poklepala tu\u017ekou na jeho tlust\u00fd spis.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"26\">\u201ePepane, tak co? Je\u0161t\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d mysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee jsou st\u00edha\u010dky ta nejlep\u0161\u00ed investice?\u201c<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"26\"><a href=\"https:\/\/politikarina.cz\/2026\/09\/19\/general-kalkulacka-a-operace-krtek\"><em>Milena Dou\u0161kov\u00e1<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"26\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eAhoj kamar\u00e1di, neberte m\u011b v\u00e1\u017en\u011b \u2013 nebo naopak smrteln\u011b v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, jak si vyberete. Nebo vy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":116292,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[80,45,165],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116291"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116291\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/116292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}