{"id":115657,"date":"2026-09-12T00:22:13","date_gmt":"2026-09-11T22:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=115657"},"modified":"2026-09-11T14:43:26","modified_gmt":"2026-09-11T12:43:26","slug":"miroslav-petr-pravda-o-nemecku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2026\/09\/12\/miroslav-petr-pravda-o-nemecku\/","title":{"rendered":"Miroslav Petr: Pravda o N\u011bmecku"},"content":{"rendered":"
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U\u017e d\u00e1vno neplat\u00ed vtip o chud\u00e9m \u010cechovi a bohat\u00e9m N\u011bmcovi, a n\u00e1zor, \u017ee N\u011bmecko je nejbohat\u0161\u00ed evropsk\u00fd st\u00e1t. N\u011bmecko, pardon Brusel se zaslou\u017eil o to, v jak\u00e9m stavu tato zem\u011b dnes je.<\/p>\n

Nejde jen o Wir schaffen, ale i o Merzovo odpojen\u00ed od rusk\u00e9ho plynu a ropy a hlavn\u011b jeho v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9 \u0161tvan\u00ed a p\u0159ed\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed automobilek na zbroja\u0159sk\u00fd pr\u016fmysl. Automobilky tam toti\u017e vyhazuj\u00ed sto tis\u00edc zam\u011bstnanc\u016f na dla\u017ebu. Probl\u00e9my m\u00e1 vl\u00e1da i s vypl\u00e1cen\u00edm d\u016fchod\u016f. Silnice a mosty jsou v havarijn\u00edm stavu, proto\u017ee vl\u00e1da nem\u00e1 pen\u00edze. Vlaky jsou bez klimatizace a maj\u00ed zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed, internet nefunguje a \u00fa\u0159ady m\u00edsto digitalizace nab\u00edz\u00ed mo\u017enost komunikace p\u0159es fax. \u010cesk\u00e9 pivo dle N\u011bmc\u016f chutn\u00e1 l\u00e9pe. Zn\u00e1te kuplet Bejv\u00e1valo dob\u0159e?<\/p>\n

Tramvaj na V\u00e1clav\u00e1ku nechal vybudovat loupe\u017enick\u00fd b\u00fdval\u00fd prim\u00e1tor Prahy, soudruh Kol\u00e1\u0159, aby tam nemohli demonstrovat dezol\u00e1ti, proru\u0161t\u00ed \u0161v\u00e1bi, ru\u0161t\u00ed trolov\u00e9, ru\u0161t\u00ed kolaboranti, demagogov\u00e9, svin\u011b, fa\u0161ist\u00e9, extr\u00e9mist\u00e9, populist\u00e9, a jin\u00e1 l\u016fza \u010di svolo\u010d. Kolik jednotlivc\u016f vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 t\u00e9to mnohon\u00e1sobn\u011b pomalej\u0161\u00ed dopravy, kter\u00e1 m\u016f\u017ee \u010dekat v dlouh\u00fdch kolon\u00e1ch a na k\u0159i\u017eovatk\u00e1ch? Je v p\u00e1tek v odpoledne tramvaj rychlej\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e metro? Pod n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00edm je mnohem rychlej\u0161\u00ed doprava metrem. Kdyby existoval z\u00e1kon o hmotn\u00e9 odpov\u011bdnosti politik\u016f, byl by tento svaz\u00e1k \u017eebr\u00e1kem a bezdomovcem.<\/p>\n

Agent P\u00e1vek 1. z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed p\u0159edstoupil se svou soudr\u017ekou p\u0159ed prvn\u00e1\u010dky s podobiznou svou a sv\u00e9 politru\u010dky, jako prav\u00fd papal\u00e1\u0161 a za\u010dal mluvit k mal\u00fdm d\u011btem. P\u0159itom komicky rozhazoval ruce do\u0161iroka p\u0159esn\u011b jako soudruh Nutela. „… o to d\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed je um\u011bt tyto informace spr\u00e1vn\u011b vyhodnotit, p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let nad nimi a ud\u011blat si vlastn\u00ed n\u00e1zor.“ Opravdu v\u011b\u0159\u00edte tomu, \u017ee tyto mal\u00e9 d\u011bti, kter\u00e9 je\u0161t\u011b ned\u00e1vno chodily do mate\u0159sk\u00e9 \u0161kolky, pochop\u00ed \u017ev\u00e1sty tohoto voj\u00edna, \u017ee mu rozum\u011bly o \u010dem to v\u016fbec mluv\u00ed? Kam se hrabe Goebbels se svou propagandou!<\/p>\n

Ned\u00e1vno mluvila Svin\u011b na internetu. Jeho vulg\u00e1rn\u00ed v\u00fdrazy nelze napsat. S\u00edla a \u010dastost negativn\u00edch emoc\u00ed a velikost vulgarity je nep\u0159\u00edmo \u00fam\u011brn\u00e1 v\u00fd\u0161i IQ.<\/p>\n

M\u00e1me sv\u011btov\u00fd rekord, o kter\u00e9m se v\u016fbec nep\u00ed\u0161e, i kdy\u017e pat\u0159\u00ed do Knihy rekord\u016f. M\u00e1me nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed po\u010det gener\u00e1l\u016f k pom\u011bru na po\u010det voj\u00e1k\u016f. Chce-li vl\u00e1da \u0161et\u0159it a sn\u00ed\u017eit dluh, pom\u016f\u017ee i zru\u0161en\u00ed nejm\u00e9n\u011b 75% t\u011bchto absolutn\u011b zbyte\u010dn\u00fdch vy\u017e\u00edrk\u016f.<\/p>\n

Dvojice, kter\u00e1 se k sob\u011b hod\u00ed – Svin\u011b a div\u00e1 B\u00e1ra, pardon, \u0161\u00edlen\u00e1 Dem\u00e9tra – zbyte\u010dn\u011b se ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee vr\u00e1na k vr\u00e1n\u011b sed\u00e1…<\/p>\n

Kterou stranu volit je jednoduch\u00e9. Kter\u00e1 strana trv\u00e1 na vyplacen\u00ed v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9ho od\u0161kodn\u011bn\u00ed ve v\u00fd\u0161i kolem 10 000 000 000 000 K\u010d? Kter\u00e1 strana chce do \u00fastavy d\u00e1t platbu v hotovosti a trvat na \u010desk\u00e9 m\u011bn\u011b? Kter\u00e1 strana chce regulovat po\u010det cizinc\u016f u n\u00e1s a zes\u00edlit ochranu hranic? Kter\u00e1 strana chce zru\u0161it 1500 politick\u00fdch Ziskovek a stovky zbyte\u010dn\u00fdch \u00fa\u0159ad\u016f? Kter\u00e1 strana chce zarazit \u00fanik p\u016fl bilionu do ciziny? Kter\u00e1 strana chce, aby \u010desk\u00e1 arm\u00e1da pracovala jen na \u010desk\u00e9m \u00fazem\u00ed a pom\u00e1hala p\u0159i hromadn\u00fdch ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00edch? Kter\u00e1 strana chce v\u00fdhrad\u011b \u010desk\u00e9 kvalitn\u00ed potraviny? Kter\u00e1 strana chce zav\u00e9st \u010deskou banku, kter\u00e1 by podporovala bez\u00faro\u010dn\u00fdmi p\u016fj\u010dkami \u017eivnostn\u00edky a mlad\u00e9 rodiny? Kter\u00e1 strana chce podporovat dru\u017estevn\u00ed v\u00fdstavbu, aby byly byty dostupn\u00e9 pro mlad\u00e9 rodiny? Kter\u00e1 strana chce podporovat porodnost?<\/p>\n

Minul\u00e1 vl\u00e1da ud\u011blala za pouh\u00e9 \u010dty\u0159i roky dluh\u00a0 p\u0159es 1 000 000 000 000 K\u010d. Na hlavu to d\u011bl\u00e1 100 000. Kdo z v\u00e1s to m\u00e1?<\/p>\n

Zat\u00edmco u n\u00e1s v Praze soudruh Kol\u00e1\u0159 \/syn „prezidenta“ protoKol\u00e1\u0159e\/ nechal sochu Kon\u011bva odstranit, na Slovensku ji brzo postav\u00ed. Kmot\u0159e, Kol\u00e1\u0159i\u00a0 a dal\u0161\u00ed soudruzi, netref\u00ed v\u00e1\u0161 \u0161lak, zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b po v\u00fdsledku n\u011bmeck\u00fdch voleb?<\/p>\n

Okamura v televizn\u00ed debat\u011b \u0159ekl, \u017ee SPD je vlasteneck\u00e1 strana, Vochom\u016frka, pardon, Satan se sm\u00e1l. Babi\u0161 m\u011bl pravdu, kdy\u017e \u0159ekl, \u017ee kluci a holky nepat\u0159\u00ed do politiky. Pova\u017euje snad Satan za vlastenectv\u00ed an\u00e1ln\u00ed pod\u0159\u00edzenost k EU, NATO, N\u011bmecku, Ukrajin\u011b a Tchajwanu? Kdy\u017e n\u011bkdo nerozezn\u00e1 vlastenectv\u00ed od vlastizrady, pat\u0159\u00ed do Bohnic a ne do politiky!<\/p>\n

Dost\u00e1lov\u00e1 z ANO doporu\u010dila Nutelovi, aby skon\u010dil se \u0161nup\u00e1n\u00edm kokainu jako jeho prim\u00e1torka soudru\u017eka Vankov\u00e1.<\/p>\n

R. Zelenka, p\u0159edseda p\u0159edstavenstva kampeli\u010dky, kde m\u011bl Nutela sv\u00e9 miliony v hotovosti, sp\u00e1chal sebevra\u017edu pot\u00e9, co po n\u011bm policie za\u010dala p\u00e1trat. Vy\u0161et\u0159uje v\u016fbec policie p\u016fvod sebevra\u017edy a souvislost s nutelov\u00fdmi miliony? Kdo d\u0159\u00edv zve\u0159ejn\u00ed pravdu, Paukner nebo policie?<\/p>\n

B\u00fdval\u00fd \u0159editel \u010desk\u00e9 pobo\u010dky EON se boj\u00ed, \u017ee \u010desk\u00e1 vl\u00e1da bude br\u00e1t plyn z Ruska. Pro\u010d u\u017e nen\u00ed v Bohnic\u00edch?<\/p>\n

Opozice vy\u010d\u00edt\u00e1 vl\u00e1d\u011b velkou zadlu\u017eenost. Pro\u010d ani jeden opozi\u010dn\u00edk ne\u0159ekne, komu KONKR\u00c9TN\u011a by se m\u011blo ubrat -d\u016fchodc\u016fm, invalid\u016fm, policist\u016fm, l\u00e9ka\u0159\u016fm, sestr\u00e1m, u\u010ditel\u016fm, kucha\u0159k\u00e1m ve \u0161kole, hasi\u010d\u016fm, atd.? Pomlouvat um\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00fd blb. \u00dakolem opozice je nejen kritizovat, ale hledat jin\u00e9 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed, vid\u00ed-li v n\u011bjak\u00e9m nov\u00e9m n\u00e1vrhu cokoli \u0161patn\u00e9ho. Pokud v posledn\u00edm rozpo\u010dtu k\u00fdva\u010de palic\u00ed, pardon, soudruha Kupky chyb\u00ed v\u00fddaje na soci\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u00e1vky, kter\u00e9 pat\u0159\u00ed do mandatorn\u00edch \/povinn\u00fdch!\/ v\u00fddaj\u016f, a na dopravu, skute\u010dn\u011b nejde o trestn\u00fd \u010din? Pro\u010d \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd imit\u00e1tor nekop\u00edruje tohoto \u0161a\u0161ka?<\/p>\n

Agent P\u00e1vek na ot\u00e1zku je-li mo\u017en\u00e9 za st\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00edch pravidel sestavit rozpo\u010det, odpov\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee ne. Pro\u010d tedy odm\u00edtnul nov\u00e9 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed-zm\u011bnu pravidel? Uv\u011bdomuje si, jak v\u016fbec p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed a rozhoduje? Nen\u00ed u\u017e jako Biden?<\/p>\n

Brusel n\u00e1s sv\u00fdm hospoda\u0159en\u00edm, z\u00e1kazy a rozkazy p\u0159ivedl a\u017e do …, pardon, Brusele. Nen\u00ed na \u010dase z t\u00e9to „Brusele“ co\u00a0 nejd\u0159\u00edve vyj\u00edt?<\/p>\n

Miroslav Petr<\/a><\/p>\n

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