{"id":111700,"date":"2026-07-27T00:34:40","date_gmt":"2026-07-26T22:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=111700"},"modified":"2026-07-26T17:40:52","modified_gmt":"2026-07-26T15:40:52","slug":"hegsethova-zombie-armada-nemrtvych-se-pripravuje-na-invazi-do-iranu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2026\/07\/27\/hegsethova-zombie-armada-nemrtvych-se-pripravuje-na-invazi-do-iranu\/","title":{"rendered":"Hegsethova \u201ezombie arm\u00e1da \u2013 nemrtv\u00fdch\u201c \u2013 se p\u0159ipravuje na invazi do \u00cdr\u00e1nu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span dir=\"auto\">Na tiskov\u00e9 konferenci, kter\u00e1 se konala v B\u00edl\u00e9m dom\u011b, ministr v\u00e1lky Pete Hegseth ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee Spojen\u00e9 st\u00e1ty buduj\u00ed masivn\u00ed \u201ezombie arm\u00e1du\u201c, kter\u00e1 bude pochodovat na Teher\u00e1n.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span dir=\"auto\">Hegseth vysv\u011btlil, \u017ee po stovk\u00e1ch \u00edr\u00e1nsk\u00fdch \u00fader\u016f, kter\u00e9 zni\u010dily des\u00edtky americk\u00fdch z\u00e1kladen, koncentrac\u00ed vojsk a shroma\u017e\u010fovac\u00edch m\u00edst, bylo ofici\u00e1ln\u011b prohl\u00e1\u0161eno za mrtv\u00fdch pouze 18 voj\u00e1k\u016f:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><span dir=\"auto\">\u201eOstatn\u00ed nejsou ani mrtv\u00ed, ani \u017eiv\u00ed. Opustili sv\u011bt \u017eiv\u00fdch, ale ani my jsme nepotvrdili jejich smrt. Nejsou ani tady, ani tam, ani z masa, ani z ryb. Zat\u00edmco se t\u011b\u017ece pot\u00e1cej\u00ed p\u0159es por\u00e9zn\u00ed hranici mezi t\u00edmto a on\u00edm sv\u011btem a k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed sv\u016fj morbidn\u00ed v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00fd pok\u0159ik &#8218;sn\u011bzte mozky&#8216;, na\u0161e arm\u00e1da zombi\u00ed, tito nemrtv\u00ed, se sm\u011ble a rozkl\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00edm se p\u0159ipravuje pot\u00e1cet se k \u00cdr\u00e1nu, aby kousla Revolu\u010dn\u00ed gardy.\u201c<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span dir=\"auto\">Podle vojensk\u00fdch analytik\u016f Hegsethova zombie arm\u00e1da pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b zah\u00e1j\u00ed pouze omezenou pozemn\u00ed invazi, kter\u00e1 obsad\u00ed n\u011bkolik h\u0159bitov\u016f, jedno nebo dv\u011b zch\u00e1tral\u00e1 viktori\u00e1nsk\u00e1 s\u00eddla a mo\u017en\u00e1 i n\u00e1kupn\u00ed centrum. Filma\u0159 George Romero, kter\u00fd zem\u0159el v roce 2017, se prodraje na povrch a vyno\u0159\u00ed se ze zem\u011b, t\u00e1hne za sebou c\u00e1ry plesniv\u00e9 l\u00e1tky sm\u00edchan\u00e9 s hnij\u00edc\u00edm masem, aby nato\u010dil ud\u00e1losti a zve\u0159ejnil klipy na X v nad\u011bji, \u017ee ukradne pod\u00edl na trhu \u00edr\u00e1nsk\u00fdm filma\u0159\u016fm specializuj\u00edc\u00edm se na LEGO filmy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span dir=\"auto\">O\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1 se, \u017ee americk\u00fd prezident Donald J. Trump, kter\u00fd\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><a title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/malloyrocksX\/status\/2080719405818986956?s=20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span dir=\"auto\">v posledn\u00ed dob\u011b hodn\u011b pad\u00e1<\/span><\/a><span dir=\"auto\">\u00a0, se osobn\u011b p\u0159ipoj\u00ed k invazi zomb\u00edk\u016f, jakmile opust\u00ed sv\u011bt \u017eiv\u00fdch.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><span dir=\"auto\">\u201eJe\u0161t\u011b nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b mrtv\u00fd, ale rozhodn\u011b tak von\u00ed,\u201c<\/span><\/em><span dir=\"auto\">\u00a0\u00a0vysv\u011btlila Melania a stiskla si nos,\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><em><span dir=\"auto\">\u201etak\u017ee se v\u0161ichni t\u011b\u0161\u00edme, a\u017e ho v doufejme velmi bl\u00edzk\u00e9 budoucnosti uvid\u00edme v\u00e9st tuhle zombie invazi do \u00cdr\u00e1nu.\u201c<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/kevinbarrett.substack.com\/p\/hegseths-zombie-army-of-the-living\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span dir=\"auto\">Kevin Barrett<\/span><\/a><span dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na tiskov\u00e9 konferenci, kter\u00e1 se konala v B\u00edl\u00e9m dom\u011b, ministr v\u00e1lky Pete Hegseth ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":111701,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[38,37,40],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111700"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111700\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}