{"id":109587,"date":"2026-06-29T00:13:08","date_gmt":"2026-06-28T22:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=109587"},"modified":"2026-06-28T15:56:08","modified_gmt":"2026-06-28T13:56:08","slug":"david-dvorak-neurceno-necht-rozhodne-stranicky-organ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2026\/06\/29\/david-dvorak-neurceno-necht-rozhodne-stranicky-organ\/","title":{"rendered":"David Dvo\u0159\u00e1k: Neur\u010deno Nech\u0165 rozhodne stranick\u00fd org\u00e1n \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Doba je nadm\u00edru zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 a na ud\u00e1losti bohat\u00e1, v\u0161ak posu\u010fte sami:<\/p>\n<p>B\u00fdval\u00fd nomenklaturn\u00ed k\u00e1dr KS\u010c, kter\u00fd byl echt prov\u011b\u0159en a \u0161kolen, aby prov\u00e1d\u011bl diverzi na prohnil\u00e9m Z\u00e1pad\u011b si st\u011b\u017euje na jin\u00e9ho prov\u011b\u0159en\u00e9ho b\u00fdval\u00e9ho \u010dlena KS\u010c, kter\u00fd p\u016fsobil v kapitalistick\u00e9 cizin\u011b a z titulu sv\u00e9ho za\u0159azen\u00ed musel spolupracovat s komunistick\u00fdm re\u017eimem, aby socialismus slavn\u011b zv\u00edt\u011bzil, \u017ee ho nechce vz\u00edt na summit NATO, kde se bude projedn\u00e1vat, kterak zakroutit krkem zl\u00e9mu\u00a0<s>socialistick\u00e9mu<\/s>\u00a0kapitalistick\u00e9mu Rusku.<\/p>\n<p><em>Prvn\u00ed ironick\u00e1 odbo\u010dka \u2013 Babi\u0161 by m\u011bl ve\u0159ejn\u011b prohl\u00e1sit, \u017ee vz\u00edt prov\u011b\u0159en\u00e9ho a vycvi\u010den\u00e9ho zabij\u00e1ck\u00e9ho agenta na setk\u00e1n\u00ed nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00edch hodnost\u00e1\u0159\u016f NATO pova\u017euje za bezpe\u010dnostn\u00ed riziko, proto\u017ee netu\u0161\u00ed co na PePu107 maj\u00ed v Kremlu a Agent107 byl p\u0159ece d\u016fkladn\u011b \u0161kolen na diverze (v\u010d. zab\u00edjen\u00ed hol\u00fdma rukama) v kapitalistick\u00e9 cizin\u011b, zejm\u00e9na v NATO a vzhledem k jeho slu\u017eebn\u00edmu postupu musel prokazovat nadstandardn\u00ed schopnosti jak \u0161kodit \u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Rozhodnut\u00ed sporu dostal na starost b\u00fdval\u00fd komunistick\u00fd pr\u00e1vn\u00edk, kter\u00fd v\u011bc p\u0159id\u011blil jin\u00e9mu b\u00fdval\u00e9mu komunistick\u00e9mu pr\u00e1vn\u00edkovi, tak\u017ee se d\u00e1 s naprost\u00fdm klidem \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee bude zasedat stranick\u00fd rozhod\u010d\u00ed soud.<\/p>\n<p><em>Druh\u00e1 ironick\u00e1 odbo\u010dka \u2013 v poh\u00e1dce \u201eS \u010derty nejsou \u017eerty\u201c zazn\u00ed od udatn\u00e9ho\u00a0<strong>dosp\u011bl\u00e9ho<\/strong>\u00a0\u0161lechtice: \u2026 tat\u00ednek v\u00e1m vyhl\u00e1s\u00ed v\u00e1lku! Doba pokro\u010dila, u\u017e nem\u00e1me udatn\u00e9 dosp\u011bl\u00e9 \u0161lechtice, ale prov\u011b\u0159en\u00e9 a vycvi\u010den\u00e9 \u201e<strong>nebojsy<\/strong>\u201e, kte\u0159\u00ed nevyk\u0159ikuj\u00ed \u201etat\u00ednek v\u00e1m vyhl\u00e1s\u00ed v\u00e1lku\u201c, ale hezky modern\u011b: \u201c \u2026 (b\u00fdval\u00fd spolustran\u00edk) Baxa v\u00e1m p\u0159ik\u00e1\u017ee \u2026 Ostatn\u011b co \u010dekat od hrdiny, kter\u00fd se sesypal z SMS jeho loutkovodi\u010di a b\u011b\u017eel \u017ealovat na Policii \u010cR.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Domn\u00edv\u00e1m se, \u017ee o na\u0161\u00ed cest\u011b \u201eBudov\u00e1n\u00ed kapitalismu v \u010cech\u00e1ch a na Morav\u011b\u201c nic nevypov\u00edd\u00e1 l\u00e9pe a net\u0159eba nic dal\u0161\u00edho dod\u00e1vat.<\/p>\n<p><em>T\u0159et\u00ed ironick\u00e1 pozn\u00e1mka \u2013 kdy\u017e PePa107 kandidoval na prezidenta, tak jsem si mohl p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst i n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed n\u00e1zor: \u201e\u2026 co je to za gener\u00e1la, kdy\u017e k z\u00edsk\u00e1n\u00ed prezidentsk\u00e9ho \u00fa\u0159adu pot\u0159ebuje volby \u2026 \u201c No, m\u00e1me co jsme cht\u011bli\u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/p>\n<p>P.S. Za inspiraci k textu d\u011bkuji L\u00e1d\u00edkovi\u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/web.litterate.cz\/necht-rozhodne-stranicky-organ\/\">David Dvo\u0159\u00e1k<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doba je nadm\u00edru zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 a na ud\u00e1losti bohat\u00e1, v\u0161ak posu\u010fte sami: B\u00fdval\u00fd nomenklaturn\u00ed k\u00e1dr KS\u010c,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":79388,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[1503,1173,623],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109587"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109587\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}