{"id":100258,"date":"2026-02-22T05:58:48","date_gmt":"2026-02-22T04:58:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/?p=100258"},"modified":"2026-02-22T05:58:48","modified_gmt":"2026-02-22T04:58:48","slug":"karel-strakos-sedm-duvodu-proc-se-nechat-ockovat-proti-covidu-i-kdyz-vas-to-mozna-zabije","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/2026\/02\/22\/karel-strakos-sedm-duvodu-proc-se-nechat-ockovat-proti-covidu-i-kdyz-vas-to-mozna-zabije\/","title":{"rendered":"Karel Strako\u0161: Sedm d\u016fvod\u016f, pro\u010d se nechat o\u010dkovat proti Covidu, i kdy\u017e v\u00e1s to mo\u017en\u00e1 zabije"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Smrt z o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed je p\u0159ece stylov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e smrt z oby\u010dejn\u00e9ho ka\u0161le.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Zem\u0159\u00edt n\u00e1hle a bez souvislosti kv\u016fli jehle v rameni je p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm sofistikovan\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e chc\u00edpnout na z\u00e1chod\u011b, proto\u017ee v\u00e1m plicn\u00ed skl\u00edpky vypov\u011bd\u011bly slu\u017ebu a ka\u0161lete krev.<\/p>\n

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    1. Lp\u011bn\u00ed na \u017eivot\u011b je p\u0159e\u017eitek.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Buddha by si s v\u00e1mi vyt\u0159el prdel. Ka\u017ed\u00fd, kdo se dr\u017e\u00ed \u017eivota zuby nehty, m\u00e1 v sob\u011b m\u00e9n\u011b zenov\u00e9 moudrosti ne\u017e oby\u010dejn\u00fd kaktus. Nechte to b\u00fdt. N\u00e1dech, v\u00fddech, dejte si Pfizer.<\/p>\n

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      1. Kone\u010dn\u011b m\u016f\u017eete n\u011bkoho obvinit z vlastn\u00ed smrti.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        P\u0159edstavte si ten epitaf: Zem\u0159el po t\u0159et\u00ed d\u00e1vce. D\u011bkujeme vl\u00e1d\u011b, farmaceutick\u00e9 lobby a vlastn\u00ed d\u016fv\u011b\u0159ivosti. V\u0161echno je lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e Utopil se p\u0159i ryba\u0159en\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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        1. O\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed jako ritu\u00e1l p\u0159echodu mezi \u017eivotem a smrt\u00ed.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          Nech\u00e1te si n\u011bco vst\u0159\u00edknout a pak \u010dek\u00e1te, jestli se probud\u00edte jako nov\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk, nebo u\u017e v\u016fbec. Takov\u00e9 nap\u011bt\u00ed v\u00e1m nenab\u00eddne ani Netflix.<\/p>\n

          A p\u0159itom v\u00e1s to nic nestoj\u00ed, krom\u011b p\u00e1r mikrogram\u016f d\u016fv\u011bry.<\/p>\n

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          1. Je to jedin\u00e1 chv\u00edle, kdy se m\u016f\u017eete c\u00edtit jako hrdina, ani\u017e byste museli d\u011blat cokoli u\u017eite\u010dn\u00e9ho.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            Po o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed m\u00e1te pocit, \u017ee jste zachr\u00e1nili babi\u010dku, sv\u011bt a mo\u017en\u00e1 i planetu. A to jen t\u00edm, \u017ee jste p\u00e1r minut sed\u011bli na \u017eidli. Pokud v\u00e1s to zabije, m\u016f\u017eete si b\u00fdt jisti, \u017ee jste padli jako voj\u00e1k v tich\u00e9 v\u00e1lce se statistikou, kterou nikdo ne\u010dte.<\/p>\n

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            1. O\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00e1m d\u00e1 pocit, \u017ee jste sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed velk\u00e9 konspira\u010dn\u00ed teorie.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

              Po vpichu si m\u016f\u017eete p\u0159edstavovat, jak v\u00e1m do \u017eil proud\u00ed \u010dipy od Elona Muska.<\/p>\n

              Pokud zem\u0159ete, bude to s pocitem, \u017ee jste byli sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed velk\u00e9ho pl\u00e1nu. Pokud ne, tak m\u00e1te o \u010dem ps\u00e1t na Facebook.<\/p>\n

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              1. Je to ide\u00e1ln\u00ed zp\u016fsob, jak se vyhnout nudn\u00e9mu \u017eivotu v d\u016fchodu.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                Pro\u010d se tr\u00e1pit s penz\u00ed, kdy\u017e vakc\u00edna m\u016f\u017ee zajistit, \u017ee se j\u00ed nedo\u017eijete. Zem\u0159ete mlad\u00fd, pln\u00fd nad\u011bje a protil\u00e1tek.<\/p>\n

                A pokud p\u0159e\u017eijete, m\u016f\u017eete vypr\u00e1v\u011bt vnou\u010dat\u016fm, jak jste p\u0159e\u017eili pandemii i vakc\u00ednu.<\/p>\n

                Karel Strako\u0161<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

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                Smrt z o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed je p\u0159ece stylov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e smrt z oby\u010dejn\u00e9ho ka\u0161le. Zem\u0159\u00edt n\u00e1hle a bez…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":100259,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[10642,213,651],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100258"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100258\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/100259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infokuryr.cz\/n\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}